Chapter 2
Cosmetic Products-DIE DIE DIE!
A/N: Here it is- the second chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the products mentioned.
Dumbledore adjusted his glasses, and started to read aloud the second piece of parchment:
Dear Death Eaters,
More plans! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
· Cover Girl Blush
I have worn this evil cosmetic product, and it made me look so pretty! I have no objections to this product!
Snape felt like he was going to faint.
· Maybelline Blush-Sweetheart Rose
This had no effect on my skin tone whatsoever! Plus it itches my delicate skin! KILL ALL THE CREW AT MAYBELLINE!!!!
· Olay Eye shadow
They have awful colors! DIE DIE DIE! RAAAAAGGHHHJFGIGOWRGJTRBNHI4OWJH!
· Cover Girl Eye Shadow
Hurray for people at Cover Girl! I wear this make up every day…shouldn't have told you that. Forget it! I said NOTHING!
· L`OREAL Eye Shadow
Eeeeww! KILL TIM ETO KILL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
· Almay Time-Off Age SMOOTHING Concealer
HURRAY! No killing people at THIS company!
So, Death Eaters, kill everyone I suggested. Tootles!
YER BOSS,
Voldemort
Snape was very scared. Voldemort had obviously forgotten to take his pills!
"Headmaster," said Snape, "I believe the world is in mortal peril. Voldemort seems to have forgotten to take his pills…"
"What do you think the next one is?" asked Dumbledore.
Snape shuddered. "I believe Voldemort is going to start talking about…"
"Yes?" asked Dumbledore eagerly.
Snape gulped. "Fan fiction."
A/N: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Review!