Voldemort's Plans

Chapter 3- Fan Fiction! RAAAAAAH!

A/N: Originally I was going to post every person who has reviewed my stories, but I decided just to pick 7 people, because that would take forever. OK? OK! Oh, and people who were mentioned, don't take the Dark Lord's opinion personally. It's not MY opinion. Remember, he forgot to take his pills!

Warning: Appearance from Professor Smith.

            "Fan fiction?" asked Dumbledore, looking at Snape weirdly.

            "It's true," said Snape. "Now read!"

Dear Death Eaters,

                PART THREE! Evil fan fiction! Some of you have participated in this evil doing against your will! In fact, I'm certain all of you have! I have! RAAAAAAHH!

· Chimbo Baggins

This girl is insane! Even though she has written only one Harry Potter story, it was still wrong! Why, if Hogwarts really had gone chaotic like that, I would've taken over the school! Unless it was my doing! DIEEEEE!

"Oh yeah!" exclaimed Dumbledore. "I remember that story! I still fear the next chapter…"

"Me too," said Snape.

· SanDiE

No comment.

· Professor Charlotte Snape

Crazy!!!! She forced Severus to do some annoying Awards Ceremony! How dare she! Oh, well. At least she gave me an award.

"Gack!" yelled Snape. "I remember that also! She gave me practically all of the awards!"

"Let's just hope she won't write a fic with her married to you," pointed out Dumbledore.

"YUCK!" shouted Snape.

· Ivory Tower

Gack! DRIVING LESSONS? AT HOGWARTS?! What is she, mad? Does she honestly think Dumb Door…

"HEY!" shouted Dumbledore

…would be stupid enough to do that? I mean, much as I hate the old man, he wouldn't be insane enough to do that! DIEEEEEEE!!! (A/N: Uh-oh! Looks like you're on his bad list, Ivory Tower! Don't worry. Like you said, he'll never catch you!)

· Sally- the-ragd0ll

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! RAAAAAAHHHH!

"He didn't even give a reason this time!" exclaimed Snape.

"Shut up, I'm reading," said Dumbledore.

· Taboo

I am very glad her MST was cut away! SHE IS EVIL! She made me sit on a stupid game show! SHE MUST DIE!!!!!!

· Gred Weasley

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"Again, no reason," Snape commented.

· Me123

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"No reason AGAINNNNN!" shouted Snape, stomping the floor and having a hissy fit.

"Snape calm down!" shouted Dumbledore. Snape finally stopped acting like he was two.

"Well, that the end of them," said Dumbledore, shuffling the papers. "Now we just have to-"

Suddenly, Professor Smith came bursting into the room…

TO BE CONTINUED…