The Very Secret Diaries of Gundam Wing

The Very Secret Diary of Chang Wufei

Day one: I'm sorry mother but you're going to have to share this notebook. I'm sorry that your spirit decided to live on in this notebook but I need it so you have no choice! No, father's spirit is not living in the pen…I don't know if it's your old boyfriend or not, leave me alone!

My first mission was to destroy the Lake Victoria base…I'm still trying to figure out where it is…I'll get back to you when I do. No mother, the Lake Victoria base is not on Lake Victoria, why would they put it there?

I found the Lake Victoria base. Okay fine I admit it, you were right mother, it was on Lake Victoria…oh yeah well you're just jealous that Meiran's spirit got to live on in my Gundam and yours didn't! I'm not talking to you anymore!

I have destroyed Lake Victoria but unfortunately Special Lt. Noin escaped. It's only because her stupid boyfriend came to save her! One day I'll show her who's a real man! No mother it is not my bed time…I get to pick my own bed time now…fine I'll go to bed but on one condition, you shut up and leave me alone…yes ma'am…I'm sorry…yes…I meant yes ma'am…yes mom I know that if Dr. H hadn't broken me out of that mental hospital I would not have had the chance to save the world…yes ma'am…I don't have an attitude…I didn't say anything under my breath…yes I'm going to bed…I meant yes ma'am I'm going to bed…goodnight.

The Very Secret Diary of Zechs Marquise

Day one: I'm so pretty! Oh so pretty! I have the coolest helmet in the world! No one else has a helmet like mine! I feel so special! Today I fought with a Gundam and it was a lot of fun, well except the part when I had to eject out of my mobile suit and I landed in the ocean and I had to wait there for 3 hours until a boat came and picked me up. And it wasn't even an OZ boat; it was a smelly old fishing boat. The OZ boat came by but they couldn't hear my screams…or so they said. I think they were lying because something similar happened last week when one of the other guys told me to pilot this mobile suit but I had been told that it wasn't done yet and it didn't look done yet but the other pilot told me to get in it so I did and it blew up and I was trapped under it for 6 hours until they found me. And yesterday I found some black roses outside my door. I think someone is trying to kill me!

Well after I was pulled from the water they told me that I had a mission at Lake Victoria, they said that it was getting blown up and I was very concerned because that is where my girl friend is…you know, a girl that is my friend…a friend that happens to be a girl…we're not going out…I think… (But the last time I asked her out she said yes but then she didn't show and when I asked her about it she laughed and called me a name I'm not going to repeat.) So anyway, I went there and saved her but she got mad at me and said that she didn't need saving and for some reason there was already another guy in the cockpit with her so I guess he was already saving her. So to make me feel better I called up Treize and made him take my call (he was taking a bath…he's always taking baths…) and asked if I could have the Tallgeese and guess what he said? He said yes!! I'm so excited because the Tallgeese is cool! It is very shiny! Almost as shiny as my helmet and I like shiny things! In fact it's so cool and shiny that I'm sleeping in it…well that and I'm sleeping in it because someone set fire to my apartment, though I can't imagine why! Well it's time for nighty night and it's going to take me a while to fall asleep because Mr. Snuggles was burned in the fire and this will be my first night away from him. I'm so sad…

The Very Secret Diary of Relena Darlin

Day one: I was coming home on a space shuttle today when out my window I saw the prettiest thing! It was some sort of shuttle but it was very shiny! I like shiny things! So after we got to earth this lady came and got my dad and he had to leave. He said he would call a car for me but I wanted to find my own ride home because I am a big girl. So I was walking along the beach throwing the beached jellyfishes back into the ocean when I saw a body! I ran over to the body and it was a boy and he was very cute! I asked him who he was and he said he wanted to kill me. When he said that I just melted! How could he have known that I've always wanted some hot guy to say that to me! So just as he was about to shoot me another boy (in desperate need to a hair cut if you ask me) yelled at the boy who was trying to kill me to put his gun down. The boy didn't so the mean other boy shot him in the arm! I was very mad! Apparently the other boy thought he was saving me. So then he brings these 2 large mobile suits out of the water and I was very surprised because I am a pacifist and I don't like big mobile suits. So then the boy I liked jumped into one of them (after he was shot 3 times, poor boy) and they started fighting. I was almost stepped on a few times and that was very scary! (But the good news is that all the waves they created cleaned my dress (I was air sick on the way home and there was no baggy in my seat) and the waves made all the other jellyfish go back into the ocean and I didn't have to throw them any more.) But the fight ended soon because I think that the boy with the long hair had to go to the bathroom because his mobile suit kept holding itself. After that both suits flew off and I was late for school so I stole a car and got to school just on time. But when I got to school the coolest thing happened. The boy from the beach was there and he has such a nice name, it's Heero Yuy! Relena Yuy makes a nice sounding name, don't you think? I invited him to my birthday party and he said he was going to kill me again! I'm so excited! I think that means he's going to come! Well I must go to bed so that I can dream about my Heero…and the jellyfish.

Authors note: well in the next chapter I can't figure out if I wanna do the first days of Noin, Treize, and Lady Une or if I should just keep going and do the second days of the characters I have already? Tell me what you guys want in a review! I'm flexible! Hope you like this so far! Review or Relena will get on another shuttle and get sick and there wont be a baggy in her seat pocket and you'll just happen to be the person sitting next to her! Again I'd like to say that I'm not responsible for what happens if you don't review!