The Very Secret Diaries of Gundam Wing
Day two: part 1
The very secret Diary of Heero Yuy
Day two: Nothing much happened today. It was basically an average school day. The weirdo girl kept following me around though; she's getting really annoying! I found out that we're going to have a party at the school tomorrow night! I was really looking forward to going (I was gonna ask this hot girl in my science class but Relena (weirdo girl) told me that she's gay...she could have been lying because so far all the girls I've wanted to ask out have been gay...or so Relena says) but Dr. J said that while everyone else is at the party I have to leave the school so that I can go on a mission. I hate these stupid missions; they keep getting in the way of my social life! Dr. J said that I could stop by later if I wanted to talk things over but I think it was just a ploy to get me there so he can see me in my black spandex...stupid spandex. These school uniforms are pretty nice but they are a little tight in the bum area...or maybe that's just Relena trying to pinch me...now I'm gonna be sick!
Oh yeah, on a side note, I was able to get my teeth cleaned twice today! Go me!!
The Very Secret Diary of Duo Maxwell
Day two: I followed that dude that I shot yesterday on the beach to his school and it turns out that he's going to school with that babe but she keeps pinching his butt...I hope she's just punishing him for fighting me. Oh yeah, by the way, I found out that that guy's name is Heero. Oooooo! There's a party tomorrow night but you have to be part of the school to go, I'm so bummed! Maybe I'll try and sneak in...yeah, hehe, I'll try and sneak in! Oh I also found out that Heero likes to keep his teeth cleaned...perhaps I could pretend to be dentist and get rid of him nice and easy like...then maybe the hot babe will really go for me! (I have better teeth anyway)
Oh you'll never guess who IMed me today! Professor G, A.K.A. Dr. Mushroom head! He told me that there's gonna be a mission in a few days and that it's really important. He said I should stop drinking banana shakes and concentrate otherwise I could get killed. *sniff* But I like my banana shakes.
The Very Secret Diary of Trowa Barton
Day two: Maybe I should turn my music down because today I accidentally joined the circus...not my idea of fun! They put me in charge of the lions...one of them tried to eat me so I killed it and now it hangs in my trailer. Then I found a very large alley cat and it looked sorta like a lion so I put that in the lion's cage and no one noticed! Then the strangest thing happened, you see, last week I went to a psychic lady and she told me that I had a long lost sister and then she told me what she looked like so I went to Opera and asked for Opera's help to find my long lost sister and she said he would look but I don't see how she can look everywhere because she's just one person, hm...I'll have to ask her about that...anyway, so I found her! She was here at the circus! Opera will be so happy! In fact, I'm gonna write her a letter right now!
The Very Secret Diary of Quatre Raberba Winner
Day two: I am very distraught, as I was partaking in my morning bath 5 Maqunauts came barging through my tent and upturned my scented bath oils (they are tea scented, I love tea!) Then later as I was making sure my hair was perfect some more Maqunauts came barging through and I'm afraid that they got sand in my hair. I was then obliged to take another bath. Thankfully I was not interrupted that time. I spent the rest of the day researching the mission. I found out that there are 4 other pilots besides myself; I sure hope they aren't prettier than me...for if they are I shall be forced to take drastic measures!
It turns out that the Maqunaut with the glasses is not prettier than me. It was dark when I saw him last night and I didn't have my contacts in (the sand irritates them). I shall retire to my hammock now...I sure hope those Maqunauts don't try any more practically jokes tonight, last night they switched all my shirts with pink ones and now they seem to have forgotten where they put my other shirts. I shall be forced to wear the pink shirts until I can find a tailor.
Authors note: Well that was, interesting...I actually sat down and wrote that whole chapter in one sitting...well okay so I got up once to see the mess my little brothers had made in the kitchen but other than that, I sat here the whole time! Granted that it wasn't a very long chapter but I hope it was funny! I'd be happy to take suggestions if anyone has any! Just stick them in a review!
Reviewer Response:
Belldandy: um...well I guess that's the point. Things that would never happen, happen because these are the *secret* diaries!
Dream Keeper: uh...yeah!
Trowakun: lol, well you're the only one who wanted the other diaries so I'm not going to do them now but maybe a page or two of theirs will pop up randomly! Thanks for the review!
Hmm...: well the good news is, you don't have to stop laughing because here's more!
Flaming Venom: Was that a flame?? At least you were signed in when you wrote it! I'll give you that! Well let me think, seeing that I'm only 16 I'm pretty sure that I wasn't drunk when I wrote these! Were you drunk when you wrote the review? I guess not seeing that most drunks have a sense humor! Or perhaps you're just a mean drunk! Do us all a favor, don't read humor fics if you can't find them humorous!
Day two: part 1
The very secret Diary of Heero Yuy
Day two: Nothing much happened today. It was basically an average school day. The weirdo girl kept following me around though; she's getting really annoying! I found out that we're going to have a party at the school tomorrow night! I was really looking forward to going (I was gonna ask this hot girl in my science class but Relena (weirdo girl) told me that she's gay...she could have been lying because so far all the girls I've wanted to ask out have been gay...or so Relena says) but Dr. J said that while everyone else is at the party I have to leave the school so that I can go on a mission. I hate these stupid missions; they keep getting in the way of my social life! Dr. J said that I could stop by later if I wanted to talk things over but I think it was just a ploy to get me there so he can see me in my black spandex...stupid spandex. These school uniforms are pretty nice but they are a little tight in the bum area...or maybe that's just Relena trying to pinch me...now I'm gonna be sick!
Oh yeah, on a side note, I was able to get my teeth cleaned twice today! Go me!!
The Very Secret Diary of Duo Maxwell
Day two: I followed that dude that I shot yesterday on the beach to his school and it turns out that he's going to school with that babe but she keeps pinching his butt...I hope she's just punishing him for fighting me. Oh yeah, by the way, I found out that that guy's name is Heero. Oooooo! There's a party tomorrow night but you have to be part of the school to go, I'm so bummed! Maybe I'll try and sneak in...yeah, hehe, I'll try and sneak in! Oh I also found out that Heero likes to keep his teeth cleaned...perhaps I could pretend to be dentist and get rid of him nice and easy like...then maybe the hot babe will really go for me! (I have better teeth anyway)
Oh you'll never guess who IMed me today! Professor G, A.K.A. Dr. Mushroom head! He told me that there's gonna be a mission in a few days and that it's really important. He said I should stop drinking banana shakes and concentrate otherwise I could get killed. *sniff* But I like my banana shakes.
The Very Secret Diary of Trowa Barton
Day two: Maybe I should turn my music down because today I accidentally joined the circus...not my idea of fun! They put me in charge of the lions...one of them tried to eat me so I killed it and now it hangs in my trailer. Then I found a very large alley cat and it looked sorta like a lion so I put that in the lion's cage and no one noticed! Then the strangest thing happened, you see, last week I went to a psychic lady and she told me that I had a long lost sister and then she told me what she looked like so I went to Opera and asked for Opera's help to find my long lost sister and she said he would look but I don't see how she can look everywhere because she's just one person, hm...I'll have to ask her about that...anyway, so I found her! She was here at the circus! Opera will be so happy! In fact, I'm gonna write her a letter right now!
The Very Secret Diary of Quatre Raberba Winner
Day two: I am very distraught, as I was partaking in my morning bath 5 Maqunauts came barging through my tent and upturned my scented bath oils (they are tea scented, I love tea!) Then later as I was making sure my hair was perfect some more Maqunauts came barging through and I'm afraid that they got sand in my hair. I was then obliged to take another bath. Thankfully I was not interrupted that time. I spent the rest of the day researching the mission. I found out that there are 4 other pilots besides myself; I sure hope they aren't prettier than me...for if they are I shall be forced to take drastic measures!
It turns out that the Maqunaut with the glasses is not prettier than me. It was dark when I saw him last night and I didn't have my contacts in (the sand irritates them). I shall retire to my hammock now...I sure hope those Maqunauts don't try any more practically jokes tonight, last night they switched all my shirts with pink ones and now they seem to have forgotten where they put my other shirts. I shall be forced to wear the pink shirts until I can find a tailor.
Authors note: Well that was, interesting...I actually sat down and wrote that whole chapter in one sitting...well okay so I got up once to see the mess my little brothers had made in the kitchen but other than that, I sat here the whole time! Granted that it wasn't a very long chapter but I hope it was funny! I'd be happy to take suggestions if anyone has any! Just stick them in a review!
Reviewer Response:
Belldandy: um...well I guess that's the point. Things that would never happen, happen because these are the *secret* diaries!
Dream Keeper: uh...yeah!
Trowakun: lol, well you're the only one who wanted the other diaries so I'm not going to do them now but maybe a page or two of theirs will pop up randomly! Thanks for the review!
Hmm...: well the good news is, you don't have to stop laughing because here's more!
Flaming Venom: Was that a flame?? At least you were signed in when you wrote it! I'll give you that! Well let me think, seeing that I'm only 16 I'm pretty sure that I wasn't drunk when I wrote these! Were you drunk when you wrote the review? I guess not seeing that most drunks have a sense humor! Or perhaps you're just a mean drunk! Do us all a favor, don't read humor fics if you can't find them humorous!