Warning: Whilst writing, my muses and I fought. And you see that.
Umm....yes.
And, uhh......About the rating....yeah, it REALLY was supposed to be PG-13. I SWEAR that's what I typed in. LOL. Oops....*changes rating. lalala*
Part Five: The Truth About The Rainbow Bridge Incident.
Subaru saw Fuuma, naked, flying away. He walked toward Seishiro, his....well, would-be lover....well, that is if he wouldn't have killed his sister. Well, if Seishiro wouldn't have killed his sister, then he'd have to fight him, and he wouldn't have wanted that then. This way, fighting Seishiro was made slightly easier. Anyway, he walked over to Seishiro, and slapped him.
"One more time," said Subaru. "And I want to be on top. No more Subaru-uke! I want to be the Subaru-seme!"
Seishiro, had he been able, would have sweatdropped. Instead, the ciggerette in his mouth fell as his jaw dropped.
"All you ever had to do," said Seishiro, recovering quickly, "was ask."
Soon, despite the large audience of Japanese fangirls watching (and video taping for mass distribution later), Subaru finally got his wish granted.
"WAHOOO!!" yelled a cowboy in Texas. He was promptly slapped for interrupting this fanfic.
But then the tables turned. Seishiro took control from his onmyouji lover, and Subaru was not very happy with Seishiro. Suddenly, and for no apparent reason, Subaru's Kekkai went up.
'I'm fucked...,' thought Seishiro, 'again....'
"No!" he cried, in the heat of passion. "I...*pant*...wanna...oh! Be.....on...*top*!"
"Then...*pant* *pant* Take it from...*huff* me!" said Seishiro, inbetween thrusts.
The author promtly fainted from the happyiness of her muses *finally* paying attention, and giving her inspration. Unfortunatly, she also fell into a coma. Now, the keyboard is taken by her "muse", Ruka, who will end the rest of this chapter.
"Heh heh heh," said Ruka, stepping over Alex and Tara. "Poor kids. I hope Alex feels better later...."
Ruka grinned evilly, and got back to the task at hand.
Subaru, angry at what Seishiro had done, glared. He balled up his fist, and stabbed it through Seishro, screaming-
"NEVER MESS WITH SUBARU-SEME!!!!!!!"
The Kekkai then promptly disinigrated.
Kamui sat in class, next to Keiichi (still in drag for those keeping score). He felt for Keiichi, the boy really did have nice legs, and all the guys in class died when they found out that it was just Keiichi in a dress. The girls, however, were very happy, and Kamui knew that because they came to school together that morning, the girls were daydreaming about Kamui and Keiichi in bed together. Or, daydreaming about Keiichi.
'As soon as they stop thinking about me all together....,' thought Kamui, 'I'll be happy.'
Keiichi was trying to do the math work, but couldn't concentrate. Kamui was breathing, and he wanted to make sure he was breathing okay. You never know when boys who are supposed to save the world might fall over dead.
Kamui was very aware of the staring, but because Keiichi did this everyday, he was used to it, and finished his math work. Standng up, he was going to hand it in and sit and read, but suddenly, the door was busted open, by a gust of wind. Aoki, Arashi and Nekoi were standing there.
Once again, Kamui wished with all his heart he could sweatdrop.
"Kamui!" cried Nekoi. "It's another kekkai! This time, it was Subaru! And it fell!"
Kamui wanted to hit them. "Guys, uhh....subtle?" he said. Whispering (though what was the point, all of CLAMP Campus was used to psycho things happening), he continued, "What happened to low profiles?"
"BAKA!" cried Nekoi. "Come On! We've got to go and see if there's any Subaru left to save!"
Kamui was dragged out of his class. Aoki used a wind curent and a plothole to fly them to the Rainbow Bridge......
Subaru stared at the bloody fist through his lover's chest. Clothes materialized on them as the kekkai fadded into nothingness.
"SUUUUUUBAAAAAAARUUUUUUU!!!!!!!" yelled Kamui, on a wind current from Aoki.
Subaru stared at Seishiro. "Sei-seishiro-san...."
"Yes, finally," said Seishiro. "I just wanted you to know how I feel."
Subaru looked at Seishiro questioningly. "What?"
"The reason I never said...those three little words...was...that....you'd have to kill me then. I wanted to enjoy all of this first," he said, smiling.
Ruka, the new author, sensing what was about to happen, kicked Tara and Alex. "Would one of you bitches get up and write the mush?"
Tara got up, and glared at Ruka. "Screw you boy! You've been hanging out with that former prostitute friend again, haven't you!"
Alex, sensing his friends were about to fight, tossed them aside, and took control of the keyboard again.
"Ohhh, Seishiro-san," said Subaru. "Say the words, please....."
"I.....you....love...."
"What?" Asked Subaru.
"I SAID, 'I LOVE YOU!' baka!!" cried Seishiro.
"Oh, I love you too, Sei-chan!" Subaru cried happily, and removed his hand from Seishro's chest, and they hugged. Subaru got blood all over his nice leather bodysuit, and there was a lovely red stain on Seishiro's Armani suit from the gaping hole in his chest.
As soon as Aoki got to Subaru, Subaru hugged everyone, getting them covered wth blood too.
"Oh, he loves me!" he said, bouncing happily. "He loves me, love me LOVES ME!!!"
Seishiro was dying. Kamui stared, he didn't think something as evil as Seishiro could bleed so much (consequently, Seishiro was thinking about his wedding day with Subaru, the fact he was dying, and what color, if any, would Kamui bleed, since he was so pale. He had a bet with Fuuma that CLAMP used food dye to make his blood dark when they drew the comics, Seishiro thought Kamui really bled water). Nekoi and Arashi were discussing wedding plans with Subaru, and Aoki took action. He picked up Seishiro, and turned to Kamui.
"You know where the hospital is. Meet us there."
Kamui blinked. "Okay."
Aoki and Seishiro took off, Sei-chan thinking something to the effect of, 'Won't Fuuma be jealous, I'm getting a ride from Aoki!'
Aoki was thinking, 'Man...now I have to get a new suit for the wedding.'
"So Subaru," said Arashi, "Are *you* going to be wearing the dress?"
Back to the authors.....
Tara gets off the ground, and pushes a hair aside. "Alex! That's not what hapened!"
"I wanted a happy ending!" he cried.
"You and Ruka go and make your own happy ending! I'll finish this fanfic on my own!"
"Ok."
End Part....Five?
Next time: Part Six: Tara-chan Tells the Truth about Rainbow Bridge!
Oh....I don't think there's much left......eek! Oh well, stay tuned! *dances*
PS-No, you may *not* have Subaru-kun. He belong to Sei-chan. And, well....YOU don't want to mess with Sei-chan......*do* you?
And, uhh......About the rating....yeah, it REALLY was supposed to be PG-13. I SWEAR that's what I typed in. LOL. Oops....*changes rating. lalala*
Part Five: The Truth About The Rainbow Bridge Incident.
Subaru saw Fuuma, naked, flying away. He walked toward Seishiro, his....well, would-be lover....well, that is if he wouldn't have killed his sister. Well, if Seishiro wouldn't have killed his sister, then he'd have to fight him, and he wouldn't have wanted that then. This way, fighting Seishiro was made slightly easier. Anyway, he walked over to Seishiro, and slapped him.
"One more time," said Subaru. "And I want to be on top. No more Subaru-uke! I want to be the Subaru-seme!"
Seishiro, had he been able, would have sweatdropped. Instead, the ciggerette in his mouth fell as his jaw dropped.
"All you ever had to do," said Seishiro, recovering quickly, "was ask."
Soon, despite the large audience of Japanese fangirls watching (and video taping for mass distribution later), Subaru finally got his wish granted.
"WAHOOO!!" yelled a cowboy in Texas. He was promptly slapped for interrupting this fanfic.
But then the tables turned. Seishiro took control from his onmyouji lover, and Subaru was not very happy with Seishiro. Suddenly, and for no apparent reason, Subaru's Kekkai went up.
'I'm fucked...,' thought Seishiro, 'again....'
"No!" he cried, in the heat of passion. "I...*pant*...wanna...oh! Be.....on...*top*!"
"Then...*pant* *pant* Take it from...*huff* me!" said Seishiro, inbetween thrusts.
The author promtly fainted from the happyiness of her muses *finally* paying attention, and giving her inspration. Unfortunatly, she also fell into a coma. Now, the keyboard is taken by her "muse", Ruka, who will end the rest of this chapter.
"Heh heh heh," said Ruka, stepping over Alex and Tara. "Poor kids. I hope Alex feels better later...."
Ruka grinned evilly, and got back to the task at hand.
Subaru, angry at what Seishiro had done, glared. He balled up his fist, and stabbed it through Seishro, screaming-
"NEVER MESS WITH SUBARU-SEME!!!!!!!"
The Kekkai then promptly disinigrated.
Kamui sat in class, next to Keiichi (still in drag for those keeping score). He felt for Keiichi, the boy really did have nice legs, and all the guys in class died when they found out that it was just Keiichi in a dress. The girls, however, were very happy, and Kamui knew that because they came to school together that morning, the girls were daydreaming about Kamui and Keiichi in bed together. Or, daydreaming about Keiichi.
'As soon as they stop thinking about me all together....,' thought Kamui, 'I'll be happy.'
Keiichi was trying to do the math work, but couldn't concentrate. Kamui was breathing, and he wanted to make sure he was breathing okay. You never know when boys who are supposed to save the world might fall over dead.
Kamui was very aware of the staring, but because Keiichi did this everyday, he was used to it, and finished his math work. Standng up, he was going to hand it in and sit and read, but suddenly, the door was busted open, by a gust of wind. Aoki, Arashi and Nekoi were standing there.
Once again, Kamui wished with all his heart he could sweatdrop.
"Kamui!" cried Nekoi. "It's another kekkai! This time, it was Subaru! And it fell!"
Kamui wanted to hit them. "Guys, uhh....subtle?" he said. Whispering (though what was the point, all of CLAMP Campus was used to psycho things happening), he continued, "What happened to low profiles?"
"BAKA!" cried Nekoi. "Come On! We've got to go and see if there's any Subaru left to save!"
Kamui was dragged out of his class. Aoki used a wind curent and a plothole to fly them to the Rainbow Bridge......
Subaru stared at the bloody fist through his lover's chest. Clothes materialized on them as the kekkai fadded into nothingness.
"SUUUUUUBAAAAAAARUUUUUUU!!!!!!!" yelled Kamui, on a wind current from Aoki.
Subaru stared at Seishiro. "Sei-seishiro-san...."
"Yes, finally," said Seishiro. "I just wanted you to know how I feel."
Subaru looked at Seishiro questioningly. "What?"
"The reason I never said...those three little words...was...that....you'd have to kill me then. I wanted to enjoy all of this first," he said, smiling.
Ruka, the new author, sensing what was about to happen, kicked Tara and Alex. "Would one of you bitches get up and write the mush?"
Tara got up, and glared at Ruka. "Screw you boy! You've been hanging out with that former prostitute friend again, haven't you!"
Alex, sensing his friends were about to fight, tossed them aside, and took control of the keyboard again.
"Ohhh, Seishiro-san," said Subaru. "Say the words, please....."
"I.....you....love...."
"What?" Asked Subaru.
"I SAID, 'I LOVE YOU!' baka!!" cried Seishiro.
"Oh, I love you too, Sei-chan!" Subaru cried happily, and removed his hand from Seishro's chest, and they hugged. Subaru got blood all over his nice leather bodysuit, and there was a lovely red stain on Seishiro's Armani suit from the gaping hole in his chest.
As soon as Aoki got to Subaru, Subaru hugged everyone, getting them covered wth blood too.
"Oh, he loves me!" he said, bouncing happily. "He loves me, love me LOVES ME!!!"
Seishiro was dying. Kamui stared, he didn't think something as evil as Seishiro could bleed so much (consequently, Seishiro was thinking about his wedding day with Subaru, the fact he was dying, and what color, if any, would Kamui bleed, since he was so pale. He had a bet with Fuuma that CLAMP used food dye to make his blood dark when they drew the comics, Seishiro thought Kamui really bled water). Nekoi and Arashi were discussing wedding plans with Subaru, and Aoki took action. He picked up Seishiro, and turned to Kamui.
"You know where the hospital is. Meet us there."
Kamui blinked. "Okay."
Aoki and Seishiro took off, Sei-chan thinking something to the effect of, 'Won't Fuuma be jealous, I'm getting a ride from Aoki!'
Aoki was thinking, 'Man...now I have to get a new suit for the wedding.'
"So Subaru," said Arashi, "Are *you* going to be wearing the dress?"
Back to the authors.....
Tara gets off the ground, and pushes a hair aside. "Alex! That's not what hapened!"
"I wanted a happy ending!" he cried.
"You and Ruka go and make your own happy ending! I'll finish this fanfic on my own!"
"Ok."
End Part....Five?
Next time: Part Six: Tara-chan Tells the Truth about Rainbow Bridge!
Oh....I don't think there's much left......eek! Oh well, stay tuned! *dances*
PS-No, you may *not* have Subaru-kun. He belong to Sei-chan. And, well....YOU don't want to mess with Sei-chan......*do* you?