After a looooooooooong hiatus, it's back. I'm back. We're back. The truth, the terrifying truth of Kamui's blatent straightness is back. And guess what folks-the end is nigh! That's right, CLAMP may never finish X, but hot damn I will! And here it is folks, part six.
Part Six: Tara-chan Tells the Truth about Rainbow Bridge!
Seishiro, heartless due to Subaru's hand (and his own damned stupidity....the boy wanted to be on top once, JUST ONCE! What the hell is wrong Seishiro? I mean, if I were a guy, I wouldn't mind being uke to a Subaru-seme. Hmph, maybe it's a guy thing), was bleeding in Subaru's arms. This scene, at one point, made me, Tara-chan, the author cry. But now, after realizing *why* my beloved Onmyouji did what he did, I am happy. Go Subaru-san!
*Ahem.*
"Sei-seishiro-san," said Subaru. He was crying as his lover was dying.
"Oh, Subaru...one last out of character moment, just for me? Thank you, I...I..."
"What?"
"I love you, Subaru."
With that, Seishiro died.
But the mourning period was breif. As soon as Kamui, Aoki, Arashi and Nekoi landed, Subaru latched himself to Kamui, and wailed.
"HE"S DEAAAAAAAAAAD! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Kamui patted his friend's back, and held him. Soon realizing that Subaru was still very...close, he felt himself go stiff. Subaru was once again trying to feel him up, and this time, Kamui was angry for a different reason.
"GOD! Subaru, you just lost your lover, and you already getting yourself a new one!" cried Arashi. Kamui was squirming uncomfortably, trying to get away from Subaru's groping. He kinda looked the same way that Ranma or Tenchi looks when they are being molested by their suitors.
Kamui uses some character liberties, and walks over to Tara thrrough a plothole. He thwaps her, and says, "One, this little interlude thing must end, and two, at least Tenchi and Ranma's suitors AREN'T GUYS!"
"Kuno," replies Tara.
Kamui, defeated, walks away.
Back at the mansion of the Ten no Ryu, Kamui gets a shower. Everyone else is playing cards, and sipping green tea, and Subaru is still in his bloodstained leather. He's now taken back the Prince of Angst title from Kamui, because, let's face it; after Seishiro died, we are all STILL waiting for any news of Subaru (the thing with the eye never happened-it's too gross, even for CLAMP).
Kamui sat down, and joined in the current game.
"Got any aces, Kamui-chan?" asked Karen.
"Nope," he replied. "Go fish!"
"FUCK THE FISH!" Yelled a voice. Suddenly, the table was shattered by wires, and the evil mwa-ha-ha's of Fuuma were heard.
"Come to me, Kamui!" said Fuuma. The wires tied Kamui up, and Kamui was pinned against the wall, spread-eagle. For any Kamui fan, it was a tasty sight.
Fuuma grinned. "Mmmm...tasty."
Nekoi sighed happily, Karen mutered something about 'underage,' Aoki and Sorata complained about the lack of straightness in the world, Subaru restrained himself from the urge to lick Kamui's toes, And Fuuma was...happy to see the sight before him.
Suddenly, a black clad male burst into the kitchen. He was dressed as a ninja. Unmasking himself, he pressed his lips to Kamui's before anyone could stop him, even Fuuma. The kiss was a quite enpassioned one, and everyone, Kamui included, did nothing to stop this man from assulting Kamui's sensuous lips (that scream to be kissed...someone make me a CLAMP character....Oh, hot damn! Make me Keiichi, Subaru, even Fuuma! I just wanna kiss Kamui. Please??? No? All right, all right...I don't want to die anyway.)
Oh, that was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad move.
Elsewhere, Kakyuu and Nataku were playing cards. Kakyuu peered into the dreamscapes of some pretty strange people, and was scared to see the odd dreamers of the KakyuuxNataku pairing.
"Scary," muttered Kakyuu.
"Hmm?" asked Nataku.
"Nothing. People are just...odd."
"Oh?" it asked. "How so?"
"They think sexless things like to have sex."
"Oh," replied Nataku. They kept playing cards.
Nataku looked at Kakyuu. "What's sex?"
Kakyuu sighed. "Didn't a bad porn start like this, Seishiro?"
The ghost of Seishiro shrugged. "Maybe. I'm not sure, I don't watch the straight stuff."
Kakyuu sighed.
Suddenly, the stranger was pelted against the far wall of the kitchen with Kamui's telekinetic powers. Everyone stared, Kamui never used his powers like they did.
"Hot damn, he must be pissed," muttered Sorata. Everyone present, and even those not present but watching (like Kakyuu, he had enough of the scary porn dreams for one night), and fangirls everywhere, nodded.
"Look," said Kamui, "I don't mind the being hit on all the time too much. I let it slide most of the time when someone is touching me. I even *kindly* ask you guys to stop. But if I am EVER FUCKING KISSED AGAIN BY ANOTHER GUY, THAT'S IT! YOU'LL ALL DIEDIEDIE!!!!!"
Wth that, Kamui broke his bonds, and stormed out of the room, and to his bed.
End Part Six. Part Seven to follow in a few moments. ^_^ Well, if you WANT to read it, that is. You don't have to. In fact, why don't you just go soak your bones in some nice bubbly water, eh? :-D Sounds like a good time to me. *insert the authour taking a break here*
Part Six: Tara-chan Tells the Truth about Rainbow Bridge!
Seishiro, heartless due to Subaru's hand (and his own damned stupidity....the boy wanted to be on top once, JUST ONCE! What the hell is wrong Seishiro? I mean, if I were a guy, I wouldn't mind being uke to a Subaru-seme. Hmph, maybe it's a guy thing), was bleeding in Subaru's arms. This scene, at one point, made me, Tara-chan, the author cry. But now, after realizing *why* my beloved Onmyouji did what he did, I am happy. Go Subaru-san!
*Ahem.*
"Sei-seishiro-san," said Subaru. He was crying as his lover was dying.
"Oh, Subaru...one last out of character moment, just for me? Thank you, I...I..."
"What?"
"I love you, Subaru."
With that, Seishiro died.
But the mourning period was breif. As soon as Kamui, Aoki, Arashi and Nekoi landed, Subaru latched himself to Kamui, and wailed.
"HE"S DEAAAAAAAAAAD! WAAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Kamui patted his friend's back, and held him. Soon realizing that Subaru was still very...close, he felt himself go stiff. Subaru was once again trying to feel him up, and this time, Kamui was angry for a different reason.
"GOD! Subaru, you just lost your lover, and you already getting yourself a new one!" cried Arashi. Kamui was squirming uncomfortably, trying to get away from Subaru's groping. He kinda looked the same way that Ranma or Tenchi looks when they are being molested by their suitors.
Kamui uses some character liberties, and walks over to Tara thrrough a plothole. He thwaps her, and says, "One, this little interlude thing must end, and two, at least Tenchi and Ranma's suitors AREN'T GUYS!"
"Kuno," replies Tara.
Kamui, defeated, walks away.
Back at the mansion of the Ten no Ryu, Kamui gets a shower. Everyone else is playing cards, and sipping green tea, and Subaru is still in his bloodstained leather. He's now taken back the Prince of Angst title from Kamui, because, let's face it; after Seishiro died, we are all STILL waiting for any news of Subaru (the thing with the eye never happened-it's too gross, even for CLAMP).
Kamui sat down, and joined in the current game.
"Got any aces, Kamui-chan?" asked Karen.
"Nope," he replied. "Go fish!"
"FUCK THE FISH!" Yelled a voice. Suddenly, the table was shattered by wires, and the evil mwa-ha-ha's of Fuuma were heard.
"Come to me, Kamui!" said Fuuma. The wires tied Kamui up, and Kamui was pinned against the wall, spread-eagle. For any Kamui fan, it was a tasty sight.
Fuuma grinned. "Mmmm...tasty."
Nekoi sighed happily, Karen mutered something about 'underage,' Aoki and Sorata complained about the lack of straightness in the world, Subaru restrained himself from the urge to lick Kamui's toes, And Fuuma was...happy to see the sight before him.
Suddenly, a black clad male burst into the kitchen. He was dressed as a ninja. Unmasking himself, he pressed his lips to Kamui's before anyone could stop him, even Fuuma. The kiss was a quite enpassioned one, and everyone, Kamui included, did nothing to stop this man from assulting Kamui's sensuous lips (that scream to be kissed...someone make me a CLAMP character....Oh, hot damn! Make me Keiichi, Subaru, even Fuuma! I just wanna kiss Kamui. Please??? No? All right, all right...I don't want to die anyway.)
Oh, that was a baaaaaaaaaaaaad move.
Elsewhere, Kakyuu and Nataku were playing cards. Kakyuu peered into the dreamscapes of some pretty strange people, and was scared to see the odd dreamers of the KakyuuxNataku pairing.
"Scary," muttered Kakyuu.
"Hmm?" asked Nataku.
"Nothing. People are just...odd."
"Oh?" it asked. "How so?"
"They think sexless things like to have sex."
"Oh," replied Nataku. They kept playing cards.
Nataku looked at Kakyuu. "What's sex?"
Kakyuu sighed. "Didn't a bad porn start like this, Seishiro?"
The ghost of Seishiro shrugged. "Maybe. I'm not sure, I don't watch the straight stuff."
Kakyuu sighed.
Suddenly, the stranger was pelted against the far wall of the kitchen with Kamui's telekinetic powers. Everyone stared, Kamui never used his powers like they did.
"Hot damn, he must be pissed," muttered Sorata. Everyone present, and even those not present but watching (like Kakyuu, he had enough of the scary porn dreams for one night), and fangirls everywhere, nodded.
"Look," said Kamui, "I don't mind the being hit on all the time too much. I let it slide most of the time when someone is touching me. I even *kindly* ask you guys to stop. But if I am EVER FUCKING KISSED AGAIN BY ANOTHER GUY, THAT'S IT! YOU'LL ALL DIEDIEDIE!!!!!"
Wth that, Kamui broke his bonds, and stormed out of the room, and to his bed.
End Part Six. Part Seven to follow in a few moments. ^_^ Well, if you WANT to read it, that is. You don't have to. In fact, why don't you just go soak your bones in some nice bubbly water, eh? :-D Sounds like a good time to me. *insert the authour taking a break here*