Title: The Death of Heero Yuy
Author: Silver Moonbeam
Category: Humor/Parody, Death
Warnings: None (?)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Heero Yuy walks to the edge of a cliff. He wallows in melodramatized self-pity. While watching the sun set, he reflects on his short and, according to him, miserable life. Deciding that his life was a complete waste, Heero says his good-byes to a "cruel world". He raises a clunky gun to his head and pulls the trigger. With a loud bang, Heero dies a cold and lonely death. But perhaps, he dies more painfully than predicted. So let us rewind. Heero says goodbye and proceeds to jump of the cliff, landing with a loud sickening crunch. RIP.
A.N Er, that was strange. What weird ideas I have. My fic is short, but "The writer who is the most successful can give the reader the most information and take from him the least amount of time." (That was on a poster in my history classroom. I spent a lot of time staring at it when I was bored.) And I have done just that! Ok, so maybe I wasn't really successful, but unless you're a slow reader, this story didn't take much time to read. Do words with hyphens count as one word or two? Anyway, please review.
Author: Silver Moonbeam
Category: Humor/Parody, Death
Warnings: None (?)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Heero Yuy walks to the edge of a cliff. He wallows in melodramatized self-pity. While watching the sun set, he reflects on his short and, according to him, miserable life. Deciding that his life was a complete waste, Heero says his good-byes to a "cruel world". He raises a clunky gun to his head and pulls the trigger. With a loud bang, Heero dies a cold and lonely death. But perhaps, he dies more painfully than predicted. So let us rewind. Heero says goodbye and proceeds to jump of the cliff, landing with a loud sickening crunch. RIP.
A.N Er, that was strange. What weird ideas I have. My fic is short, but "The writer who is the most successful can give the reader the most information and take from him the least amount of time." (That was on a poster in my history classroom. I spent a lot of time staring at it when I was bored.) And I have done just that! Ok, so maybe I wasn't really successful, but unless you're a slow reader, this story didn't take much time to read. Do words with hyphens count as one word or two? Anyway, please review.