Pamela: COMING UP NEXT WE HAVE THE BLUE TEAM! LETS TAKE A BREAK!

Amiboshi: Sex is so fun

Suboshi: ::looks up from the big bulge in his pants:: Heh!

Jackie: Suboshi put that away!

Suboshi: I CANT HELP IT!!!!!

Jackie: Oh my god!

Rachel: That's gross!

Suboshi: At least you don't have one to deal with!!!

Amiboshi: Mine doesn't do that.

Miboshi: neither does mine

Meredith: DOWN WITH YOU MIBOSHI! And you don't have one.

Miboshi: I do too

Chiriko: Mine doesn't do that!

Suboshi: ::turns red:: SHUT UP!!!

Marci: Amiboshi make yours do that

Amiboshi: uh

Yui: ::runs past them crying:: I SHALL HAVE TAMAHOME FOR MYSELF!

Hotohori: I Will never understand the way that girl thinks.

Meredith: Hotohori hold me!

Hotohori: I will indeed!

Pamela: ALRIGHT TIME TO BREAK UP THIS LITTLE LOVE FEST!! TIME FOR THE BLUE TEAM TO START!!! YUI YOU'RE UP! WHAT IS THREE PLUS TWO?

Yui: 5! And I Shall have Tamahome for myself!

Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT CHOOSE SOMEONE!

Tamahome: ::whispers:: not me not me not me not me not me not me not me.

Yui: TAMAHOME!

Tamahome: DAMNIT!

Pamela: ALRIGHT YOU TWO DO YOUR THING NOW!

Tamahome: what! Come on this is gross!

Pamela: NOW!

Tamahome but come on shes filthy

Yui: Come on Tamahome!

Tamahome: Ill get you for this Pamela

Pamela: NEXT! MIBOSHI WHO IS MEREDITH'S LEAST FAVORITE PERSON IN FUSHIGI YUUGI?

Miboshi: Soi? Pamela: WRONG THAT IS WRONG WRONG WRONG! YOU ARE THE ONE! HAVE SEX WITH TASUKI NOW! NOW I SAY!!

Miboshi: ew

Tasuki: EW! We hardly make a good couple!

Miboshi: No! ::Tries to possess Pamela::

Pamela: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!! HAVE SEX WITH TASUKI NOW!!

Miboshi: Oh alright.

Tasuki: lets get this over with you little ass.

Pamela: NEXT IS HOTOHORI! HOTOHORI WHAT IS MY BROTHERS NAME?

Hotohori: LUKE! It is LUKE!

Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT CONGRATULATIONS MOVE UP TO 2nd GRADE! YES IM SO HAPPY SOMEBODY PAYS ATTENTION! HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT!

Hotohori: I choose Meredith

Meredith: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

Pamela: DO IT NOW THEN!

Meredith: LETS GO!

Hotohori: We shall!

Pamela: ITS TIME FOR A BREAK!

Amiboshi: Wow.

Suboshi: Wow.

Jackie: wow? What wow?

Rachel: cha!

Chichiri: Cha no da?

Nuriko: Im such a women!

Amiboshi: no shit.

Nuriko: What?

Amiboshi: nothing! ::smirks::

Nuriko: You little shit!

Amiboshi: AAAAAAHHHH

Nuriko: What? Why are you screaming? ::blinks::

Amiboshi: ::runs around the studio:: Help hes after me!!!

Suboshi: um.. No hes not.

Amiboshi: ::turns around:: oh. HEEHEE!

Jackie: Suboshi come here!

Suboshi: Oh here I am!!

Marci: AMIBOSHI!???

Amiboshi: right here!

Marci: ROMP WITH ME!

Meredith: Huh? ROMP! ::romps with Hotohori::

Rachel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BED TOGETHER YOU LESBIANS???

Jackie: HA HA HA!!

Suboshi: I don't get it!

Amiboshi: me neither.

Pamela: ALRIGHT! LETS BEGIN NOW! NAKAGO, HOW MANY BUTTS DOES A CIGARETTE HAVE?

Nakago: One?

Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT! PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR SEX PARTNER!

Nakago: I choose Tomo.

Tomo: Oh my. I feel so honored.

Pamela: ENOUGH! HAVE SEX NOW!

Tomo: Ok.

Nakago: Lets go! I shall once again show my penis.

Tomo: Alright!

Pamela: ASHITARE YOU ARE NEXT WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO BUTT PLUT CROTCH?

Ashitare: eer raor oaroar raror rroar eer argh

Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT! HAVE SEX WITH WHO EVER YOU WANT!

Ashitare: aoor ora arghe arr

Pamela: NURIKO THAT MEAN NOW DO IT!

Nuriko: WHAT??!??

Pamela: NOW!

Nuriko: EW GROSS!

Pamela: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuriko: Ew alright.

Pamela: CHIRIKO, WHAT IS 2346897 DIVIDED BY 46?

Chiriko: I don't know

Pamela: WRONG! HAVE SEX WITH RACHEL NOW!

Rachel: WHAT!

Chiriko: WHAT?

Pamela: HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER NOW!

Chiriko: alright geez, lets go Rachel!

Rachel: Oh this is disgusting!

Pamela: LETS TAKE A BREAK!

Miboshi: I am gay

Chiriko: ::is recovering from sex:: I know

Rachel: I HATE SEX

Meredith: I love it! Romp with me Hotohori

Rachel: IM A ROMPER

Hotohori: IM A FUCKER

Jackie: IM BIPOLAR!

Suboshi: IM SUBOSHI OF THE SEIRYU 7!

Amiboshi: I AM SUBOSHI'S BROTHER!

Marci: I LOVE AMIBOSHI!

Amiboshi: I love Marci!

Suboshi: I love Jackie

Jackie: I love you more!

Pamela: ENOUGH WITH THE MUSHY GUSHY CRAP! AMIBOSHI YOU'RE UP, HOW MANY BEAST GODS ARE THERE IN THE UNIVERSE OF THE FOUR GODS BOOK??

Amiboshi: 4

Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT YOU ARE GREAT! HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT!

Amiboshi: Marci! COME AND GET ME!

Marci: YAY!

Pamela: SOI YOU'RE UP! WHO KILLED NURIKO?

Soi: Ashitare

Pamela: VERY GOOD HAVE SEX WITH WHOEVER YOU WANT!

Soi: Chichiri! Come here!

Chichiri: NO WAY NO DA?

Soi: Come here now!

Pamela: DO IT!

Soi: IM TRYING!!!!!!

PAMELA: NOBODY YELLS AT ME! ::disqualifies Soi and Soi is thrown out of the game::

Chichiri: Yes!!! No Da!

Pamela: SUBOSHI YOU ARE NEXT! HURRY UP ANSWER THIS WHAT SMELLS LIKE A CROTCH?

Suboshi: A crotch?

Pamela: THAT IS CORRECT! YOU ARE SO RIGHT YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE RIGHT! HAVE SEX WITH EITHER JACKIE OR MIAKA!

Suboshi: JACKIE!!!

Jackie: SUBOSHI!

Suboshi: lets go do it!

Jackie: yeah lets go do it!!!

Pamela: ALRIGHT LAST QUESTION MITSUKAKE WHICH TWINS ARE ON FULL HOUSE?

Mitsukake: the Clinton twins?

Pamela: THAT IS WRONG! HAVE SEX WITH MIAKA RIGHT NOW! AND FOLKS WE ARE OUT OF TIME! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING THE SEX GAME! GOOD NIGHT!