One day, Christopher Crocodile went to see his friend Spot the Dog.
"Hello." said Spot, as cheerful as a bottle of Prozac.
"Hello." said Christopher Crocodile, "What should we do today?"
"Lets play with the ball."
"I'm bored of the ball, lets play with the AK47s instead."
"Okay." said Spot "Lets kill some people."

Soon the two friends were happily slaughtering innocents, when suddenly, Spot's mum arrived, having followed the trail of dead and hideously mutilated corpses.
"It's time for tea," she said. "Be sure to wash up when you come in."