This piece of drivel was inspired by a Startrek filk about Uhura. Unfortunately I don't know author or interpreter. The text is dedicated to all those fan girls, who seem to be smitten with a certain Prince.
A Fan's Song
(Imagine a chorus of high female voices repeating the words which are seperated by dots.)
The page is an empty page without Vegeta ? Vegeta
Saiyajin no Ouji I love Thee ... love Thee
If someone cares for you its me ... Its me
I love every scowl you wear
Love your front and love your rear.
Uuuuh, uuuuh, Vegeta ... Vegeta
Some call you a jerk worse than Freezer ... Freezer
I call you my sweethart, but you're neither ... neither
Your grace turns all the others pale
From your head down to your t- ... toes
I dream someday you'll leave the scene for me and we're together
Training in the GR fighting Goku night and day
And if someone objected we would teach him to do better
We'd beat him up with ki-blasts and have fun than anyway ...
Uuuuh, uuuuh Vegeta ... Vegeta
Sayajin no Ouji I love Thee ... love Thee
And if I coud get you into bed
I'd write it down @ fanfiction.net