Chapter 2...
(Spike POV)

We were taking a cab over to the building that held our target bounty heads.
"Jet. Why are we taking Ed and Ein? Its not like they usually come with us."
"1, these guys aren't the type to hurt either of them
2, the Bebop is being over hauled.
3, the more people we have, the more bounties we can catch.
Besides, she's not bugging you."
I lowered my eyebrows and said, "That's only because of that website you showed her."
I looked back to Ed who was collapsed in the seat staring at www.lavalamp.com. She was hypnotized.
We arrived at the place and I unplugged Ed's connection sending her flailing. Once she fell out of the car she stood up and yelled, "Look out dirty ol' cowpokes here comes Edward. Yehaw!"
She started running off with her arms out like a plane. I just slowly walked behind with Jet and Faye.
"Hey Spike, Why did you bring that," Jet said pointing a my pocket.
I patted the gun there and said, "Just a little insurance Jet."
Jet laughed, "You won't need it, trust me."
We met Ed panting at door. I saw two gaurds standing at the door, I put my hand in my pocket.
Jet saw me and said, "Watch and learn."
The gaurds smiled when Jet walked up and said, "Welcome fellow follower of the great ruler Mioabn. We hope you have come here to help us praise the all mighty ruler."
"Actually," Jet said, "I'm not a follower of Mioabn, I'm here to destroy your entire relligion and take you all in. I will probably kill half of you, and the other half will wish you were dead."
The gaurds continued to smile, "Well, I hope you change your minds. Welcome, " and they stepped back to let us in.
I just stared at the guys as I walked by. Why the heck were they called gaurds?
As we walked throught the building and up to a door that had the word 'Welcome' on it I laughed.
"What did I tell ya?" Jet said with a grin.
We went through the door that had the word 'Welcome' on it. It was a long hall way that was poorly lit.
"This is weird," Faye said.
When we were half way through the hall, all of the lights came on at once. I instinctively pulled out my gun, but it got knocked out of my hands. I looked around to see I was surronded by guys in suits aiming at us with rifles.
I looked to Jet and said in a whiny-high-pitched voice, "They won't hurt a fly, Spike. You won't need that trust me, Spike. What did I tell ya, Spike."
He looked back to me and mumbled, "Shut-up"
A guy in a dark robe walked out of the shadows and said, "If you do not move, then we shall not fire."
I grumbled, I couldn't take on all these guys. Faye, Jet, and I agreed with our eyes to shut up and do as they say. Ed, however, apparently skipped lunch.
She yelled, "ED IS HUNGRY!"
The riflemen flinched and fired.
(Ein POV)

I woke up laying down in a room with metal walls. There were no windows, and only one door at the other end of the room. There was a huge item covered in a tarp in the center of the room. I looked over to my right to see Ed sleeping sitting down. She was chained to a pipe on the wall. Beyond her, Spike, Faye, and Jet were also sitting down chained to pipes on the wall. I had a chain wrapped around my neck and body hooking me up to a chain.
"Ok, explain it to me again." Faye yelled.
Jet sighed, "They are a peaceful religion, untill they meet someone who isn't a supporter of their religon. If someone isn't a follower of Mioabn these guys do them a favor and kill that person."
"And why are we alive," Spike asked.
"They decided for some reason to just drug us. I don't know why yet. Can either of you guys get your chains off?"
"I've been trying while you were talking," Spike said.
Faye struggled a bit and said, "No good."
Ed started to move and everyone looked to her.
"Hey Ed," Jet said, "are you alright?"
"Ed is hungry"
"Ed is hungry?" Spike asked, "Yeah, your hunger GOT US ALL CAUGHT!"
Spike was staring at Ed like he was about to bite her head off. Ed just said, "Edward wants Pioyokos."
The door opened up slowly. Two gaurds rushed in clutching their guns closely. I then heard the slow, loud steps of someone walking towards us. She came into the room with an evil little grin on her face.
"Welcome visitors," she said, "I am Mioabn, the ruler of all you see."
"Your ruler of a big metal room?" Spike said with a grin.
"We shall see who is smiling," Mioabn said, "You came at the perfect time. You still have a chance to join us in my great heavan."
"What are you gonna do," Faye said, "kill us?"
"Oh my no. It would be an un-honorable way and is against the code. However, being part of a mass suicide is no problem at all. Presenting," Mioabn grabbed the tarp and pulled it off, "the tool that will send you to my heavan, the Death Star."
Spike gave a suspicious look at the huge machine and said, "I guess there is no such thing as copyrights in your religion."
"No there isn't," Mioabn said quickly, "This machine will send an energomatic wave throughout this plannet that will kill all who preside here."
"Actually," Jet said, "There is no way that an energomatic wave would kill a guy, especially not kill a planet. Hell, you could sit on top of that thing and all that would happen is that your butt would get warm."
"Ha ha ha," Mioabn laughed, "I know the power of energomatic waves, however with my great psychic abilities I can control the waves to destroy all."
Jet did his laugh, "Oh yeah, well why don't you fire it up. I dare ya."
"You say this without your friends opinion," Mioabn said.
"Lets do it." Spike said.
"Why not." Faye said.
Mioabn looked to Ed who was staring down at her feet.
"What about you little girl," Mioabn said, getting about a foot away from her head.
Ed swung her head up and yelled, "ED WANTS PIOYOKOES!"
That sent the guy flailing back. Mioabn got up, and he was mad.
"Ok, that's it, in 3 hours I want all of these people exah," he stutered," exah, exahhh, exahhhh choo. What the, what the hell is ah ah ahh choo. (sniff) What the hell is a dog doing here." He said pointing to me.
Mioabn grabbed one of the gaurds and said, "You know I'm ah ah ahchoo, alergic to dogs. Get that disgusting thing out of here."
He sneezed again right in the gaurds face. The gaurd saluted and Mioabn walked off sneezing.
"Come on you mutt." The gaurd said, unlocking my chains and picked me up by my neck. As I was being pulled out I heard Spike say, "Now, how the hell are we gonna get out of here."
Jet said, "Well, there is always Ein."
Spike said, "Yeah right, like that stupid mutt can do anything."
I growled.
I got thrown outside in the dirt. I got up, and looked back at the huge building. Oh well, I guess that was a nice trip. I started to walk away, but then I realized. I couldn't work the canopener on the Bebop. I guess I'd have to save them.

End of Chapter 2