Chapter 3...
(Ein POV)
I ran up to the gaurds at the door, expecting them to let me through like before, but this time they stopped me.
"Mioabn has ordered you to stay out of this building," one of the gaurds said.
The other gaurd turned to him and said, "Wait Bob, what if he is a blessed angel of Mioabn in disguise?"
"Your right Chuck. Hmm... Ok, if you truly are an angel, give us a sign."
A sign? What was I supposed to do, sprout wings and fly around? Wait, I got an idea. I started scratching at the dirt and watched as their eyes grew wide.
One of the stuttered, "He... he has written the word, 'Hello,' on the ground."
They both droped to the ground yelling, "We are not worthy."
They layed down on their bellies with their faces in the dirt. I walked over one of the gaurds and he said, "I am honored by his feet."
I was feeling nice that day so I honored his face with my butt, and continued forward.
I came to the hallway door that led to all the riflemen that had taken us out earlier. Now I had two problems.
1. How was I going to get past the riflemen.
2. How was I going to get to the doorknob to open the door.
All of a sudden a whistle blew. I ran away from the door as it was opening. I saw many of the same people who had shot me earlier walk out.
One of them complained, "Man, I thought it would take forever for our lunch break to come."
Lunch Break? When I went into the room, it was completely empty. They had all left for lunch.
Oh well.
I noticed a side door that was opened a bit with smoke coming out. I stuck my nose in to see a room with nothing but read lighting. The celing was covered in smoke, people were lying everywhere, barely moving, if at all. You couldn't tell the dead from the living. A group of 20 people were off to one side staring at a lava lamp. I walked through the room trying not to inhale too much. I walked past a bunch of people who were sitting on a couch, staring at absolutely nothing.
"Woah," one of them said pointing a finger at me, "its one of those dog like things. What are they called?"
"They're called dogs," another one said.
"Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," the first one said. He then collapsed on the floor, his hand still pointing at me.
I continued my little trot through the room. I came out of the room into another room where there were small poles in the floor about 3 inches off the ground. People in white robes were balancing on the poles.
A person at the front of the class whispered, "Find your balance, and you shall be at peace."
I trotted through the room quietly, no one else made a sound. They just stood there. I was about to leave the room, when I turned around and barked as loud as I could. They all fell off of their poles, onto the hard ground. My work here was done.
(Spike POV)
I sat with my pissed look in the metal room. Ed was next to me rocking here had back and forth singing, "Piyoko, Pywoko, pimoko, okoyiP, ED WANTS A PIYOKO!"
A guy stumbled into our room, half drunk, half stoned. He held the keys to our locks, and a bag of Piyokos. That got Ed's attention. Ed followed every wobbly step of the guy, staring at the Piyokos.
He wobbled over to Faye and said, "Hey pretty girl, I'll let you out if you..." he leaned down and whispered something in Faye's ear.
As he whispered, Faye's face got more and more pissed, till I was sure she would bite his neck out.
Once the guy was done whispering, Faye put on her evil grin and said, "And if you try that I'm going to..." she whispered something in his ear.
As she whispered, the guy's face got more and more scared. Once she was done, he jumped back trembling. He then looked to Ed, who was still watching the bag of Pioyokos.
He said, "Hmm, well, maybe your more of my type kid. Hey, kid!"
He put the bag of Piyokos on the ground near Ed. She of course looked down at the bag.
He put his head over Ed's and yelled, "Hey kid, are you listening to me?"
She raised her head quickly, knocking the guy in the chin. He dropped the keys, and fell to the floor, kicking the bag over.
"PIYOKOS!" Ed yelled, as she went crazy trying to reach on of them.
"ED," I yelled, "Grab the key!"
She looked to me and said, "Yes, Sir."
She leaned over and grabbed the key in her mouth. She then flung the key to her toes and grabbed it. She used the key to stab one of the Piyokos, then flipped the key and Piyoko into the air, and in her mouth."
I stared at her while she licked her lips.
"Ed," I calmly asked, "Why did you eat the key?"
"Ed needs more iron in her diet. Yes sir."
I sighed.
End of Chapter 3
(Ein POV)
I ran up to the gaurds at the door, expecting them to let me through like before, but this time they stopped me.
"Mioabn has ordered you to stay out of this building," one of the gaurds said.
The other gaurd turned to him and said, "Wait Bob, what if he is a blessed angel of Mioabn in disguise?"
"Your right Chuck. Hmm... Ok, if you truly are an angel, give us a sign."
A sign? What was I supposed to do, sprout wings and fly around? Wait, I got an idea. I started scratching at the dirt and watched as their eyes grew wide.
One of the stuttered, "He... he has written the word, 'Hello,' on the ground."
They both droped to the ground yelling, "We are not worthy."
They layed down on their bellies with their faces in the dirt. I walked over one of the gaurds and he said, "I am honored by his feet."
I was feeling nice that day so I honored his face with my butt, and continued forward.
I came to the hallway door that led to all the riflemen that had taken us out earlier. Now I had two problems.
1. How was I going to get past the riflemen.
2. How was I going to get to the doorknob to open the door.
All of a sudden a whistle blew. I ran away from the door as it was opening. I saw many of the same people who had shot me earlier walk out.
One of them complained, "Man, I thought it would take forever for our lunch break to come."
Lunch Break? When I went into the room, it was completely empty. They had all left for lunch.
Oh well.
I noticed a side door that was opened a bit with smoke coming out. I stuck my nose in to see a room with nothing but read lighting. The celing was covered in smoke, people were lying everywhere, barely moving, if at all. You couldn't tell the dead from the living. A group of 20 people were off to one side staring at a lava lamp. I walked through the room trying not to inhale too much. I walked past a bunch of people who were sitting on a couch, staring at absolutely nothing.
"Woah," one of them said pointing a finger at me, "its one of those dog like things. What are they called?"
"They're called dogs," another one said.
"Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," the first one said. He then collapsed on the floor, his hand still pointing at me.
I continued my little trot through the room. I came out of the room into another room where there were small poles in the floor about 3 inches off the ground. People in white robes were balancing on the poles.
A person at the front of the class whispered, "Find your balance, and you shall be at peace."
I trotted through the room quietly, no one else made a sound. They just stood there. I was about to leave the room, when I turned around and barked as loud as I could. They all fell off of their poles, onto the hard ground. My work here was done.
(Spike POV)
I sat with my pissed look in the metal room. Ed was next to me rocking here had back and forth singing, "Piyoko, Pywoko, pimoko, okoyiP, ED WANTS A PIYOKO!"
A guy stumbled into our room, half drunk, half stoned. He held the keys to our locks, and a bag of Piyokos. That got Ed's attention. Ed followed every wobbly step of the guy, staring at the Piyokos.
He wobbled over to Faye and said, "Hey pretty girl, I'll let you out if you..." he leaned down and whispered something in Faye's ear.
As he whispered, Faye's face got more and more pissed, till I was sure she would bite his neck out.
Once the guy was done whispering, Faye put on her evil grin and said, "And if you try that I'm going to..." she whispered something in his ear.
As she whispered, the guy's face got more and more scared. Once she was done, he jumped back trembling. He then looked to Ed, who was still watching the bag of Pioyokos.
He said, "Hmm, well, maybe your more of my type kid. Hey, kid!"
He put the bag of Piyokos on the ground near Ed. She of course looked down at the bag.
He put his head over Ed's and yelled, "Hey kid, are you listening to me?"
She raised her head quickly, knocking the guy in the chin. He dropped the keys, and fell to the floor, kicking the bag over.
"PIYOKOS!" Ed yelled, as she went crazy trying to reach on of them.
"ED," I yelled, "Grab the key!"
She looked to me and said, "Yes, Sir."
She leaned over and grabbed the key in her mouth. She then flung the key to her toes and grabbed it. She used the key to stab one of the Piyokos, then flipped the key and Piyoko into the air, and in her mouth."
I stared at her while she licked her lips.
"Ed," I calmly asked, "Why did you eat the key?"
"Ed needs more iron in her diet. Yes sir."
I sighed.
End of Chapter 3