Chapter 4...
(Ein POV)
The next room I walked in to was full of people on their knees bowing up and down. There were so many people in the room, that I had to play a game of leap frog just to get through the room. Unfortunately, one of the people there noticed my furry self and sounded an alarm.
Red lights were flashing, things were being shouted through the speakers, it was nuts. I saw people pick up their machine guns and start running around, looking for an intruder. I hid in a corner, where no one really looked. I tried to get back in the hallway so I could keep looking for Jet, but too many people were running around. Then I heard a little electric motor coming. I looked to see a golf cart like thing coming towards me. I jumped into a spare tire on the back of it, and hitched a ride to wherever it was going.
The thing was only going about 10 miles per hour, so it was gonna be a while before I got wherever I was going. Oh well, I needed some sleep...
(Spike POV)
They had already dragged the guy out who had the Piyoko's, he was replaced by another guy, who was even more drunk then the previous guy. He had a stick which he was using to poke at Jet's metal arm. Jet tried to bite the thing, but couldn't reach. He then moved to me and started poking my face. I bit the stick, took it from his hands, and threw it back at his gapping mouth. He choked on it, and collapsed to the floor.
I sighed. Ed was still swinging her head back and forth singing about Piyoko's (apparently she had become an addict.)
"Why do you want a Piyoko so bad Ed?" I asked.
"Piyokos good for Ed."
Two armed gaurds ran into our room. They went to either side of the door and stood at attention.
"What the hell is going on now?" I asked.
"In one hour," one of the gaurds said, "Mioabn shall come and honor you with death."
"And until then, what's gonna happen?" Jet asked.
"We must do a ritual song before allowing you to die," the other gaurd said.
Then, they both opened their mouths and started singing in the worst voice ever. God, I was sure that if any glass was in this room, it would break. I wanted to cover my ears, but my hands were still chained so I shifted my shoulders up to cover my ears.
"You just had to ask Jet," I yelled, "I don't think I can take an hour of this crap."
And they kept on singing in their scratchy, loud voices.
(Ein POV)
I woke up when I heard these two loud and scratchy voices that were trying to sing. God, they were unbearable. I used my paws to cover my ears, as we rolled closer towards the noise. The noise stopped when I heard the sound of a metal door opening. We rolled through the door and into the same room I had been in before. I jumped out of the cart to see Jet and company still sitting where I left them. Mioabn stepped out of the cart along with two armed gaurds.
"It is time, my guests," Mioabn said, "I shall send you to the great beyond now."
"Un-huh," Spike said.
I looked aroung and saw where they had hung up Spike's coat. I sneaked over there and searched his pockets while Mioabn preeched to the Bebop crew. I found a grenade in Spike's pocket. Apparently insurances. I grabbed it out of the pocket and put it on the ground. 'Now,' I thought to myself, 'how can I open this up without the use of apposable thumbs.'
I finally flipped the little trigger, but now my fur was stuck in the trigger. I pulled out the hairs that were stuck and rolled the grenade over too the door.
Boom.
"What the hell," I heard Spike yell.
I got blown to the wall, but not too hard. When the smoke cleared I looked to see everyone collapsed on the ground. The Bebop crew was scratched up a bit, but for the most part, they were fine. That was easier than I thought. I searched the reckage for a pair of keys to get Jet and Ed out. When all of a sudden, a hand came up from the ground and grabbed me. The hand held me up and threw me to the side. I slid along the ground till I hit the wall. I looked up to see Mioabn standing up in the reckage.
"You," Mioabn yelled, " you will pay dog. You will PAY!"
He grabbed a gaurd's gun and aimed it at me. I of course moved my furry butt. However, right before he fired he started to sneeze.
I got an idea.
I ran under his legs while he was sneezing. Seeing me, he pulled the trigger... and shot his own foot.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Mioabn yelled, "You stupid dog, you stupid dog."
He grabbed his foot and started hopping towards me. Fortunately, he tripped on the debree, and fell right into the wall. After that he slumped on the ground unconscious.
I barked.
(Spike POV)
I watched as Ein searched Mioabn's pockets to find the keys. He put them in his mouth and walked over to me.
I yelled, "Its about time you stupid mutt, now get these things off of me."
It was probably the wrong thing to say. He growled at me and flung the keys to the other side of the room. He then walked away, tail wagging all the way.
Jet, Faye, Ed, and I all just stared as Ein walked away. Ed then did her smile and started rocking back and forth. She then started to sing, "nine hundered and ninety-nine piyoko's on the wall, nine hundered and ninety-nine piyoko's..."
(1 hour later...)
Ed, "two piyoko's on the wall, two piyoko's"
"ED," I yelled, "shut up, will ya."
"Aww," Ed answered, "Spike-person is mean. Ed will just have to start all over again, but this time, higher!
Nine hundered and ninety-nine million nine hundered and ninety-nine thousand nine hundered and ninety-nine piyokos on the wall, nine hundered and ninety-nine million nine hundered and ninety-nine thousand nine hundered and ninety-nine piyokos..."
See you Space Cow-woof-woof. Someday, somewhere.
End of Chapter 4
(Ein POV)
The next room I walked in to was full of people on their knees bowing up and down. There were so many people in the room, that I had to play a game of leap frog just to get through the room. Unfortunately, one of the people there noticed my furry self and sounded an alarm.
Red lights were flashing, things were being shouted through the speakers, it was nuts. I saw people pick up their machine guns and start running around, looking for an intruder. I hid in a corner, where no one really looked. I tried to get back in the hallway so I could keep looking for Jet, but too many people were running around. Then I heard a little electric motor coming. I looked to see a golf cart like thing coming towards me. I jumped into a spare tire on the back of it, and hitched a ride to wherever it was going.
The thing was only going about 10 miles per hour, so it was gonna be a while before I got wherever I was going. Oh well, I needed some sleep...
(Spike POV)
They had already dragged the guy out who had the Piyoko's, he was replaced by another guy, who was even more drunk then the previous guy. He had a stick which he was using to poke at Jet's metal arm. Jet tried to bite the thing, but couldn't reach. He then moved to me and started poking my face. I bit the stick, took it from his hands, and threw it back at his gapping mouth. He choked on it, and collapsed to the floor.
I sighed. Ed was still swinging her head back and forth singing about Piyoko's (apparently she had become an addict.)
"Why do you want a Piyoko so bad Ed?" I asked.
"Piyokos good for Ed."
Two armed gaurds ran into our room. They went to either side of the door and stood at attention.
"What the hell is going on now?" I asked.
"In one hour," one of the gaurds said, "Mioabn shall come and honor you with death."
"And until then, what's gonna happen?" Jet asked.
"We must do a ritual song before allowing you to die," the other gaurd said.
Then, they both opened their mouths and started singing in the worst voice ever. God, I was sure that if any glass was in this room, it would break. I wanted to cover my ears, but my hands were still chained so I shifted my shoulders up to cover my ears.
"You just had to ask Jet," I yelled, "I don't think I can take an hour of this crap."
And they kept on singing in their scratchy, loud voices.
(Ein POV)
I woke up when I heard these two loud and scratchy voices that were trying to sing. God, they were unbearable. I used my paws to cover my ears, as we rolled closer towards the noise. The noise stopped when I heard the sound of a metal door opening. We rolled through the door and into the same room I had been in before. I jumped out of the cart to see Jet and company still sitting where I left them. Mioabn stepped out of the cart along with two armed gaurds.
"It is time, my guests," Mioabn said, "I shall send you to the great beyond now."
"Un-huh," Spike said.
I looked aroung and saw where they had hung up Spike's coat. I sneaked over there and searched his pockets while Mioabn preeched to the Bebop crew. I found a grenade in Spike's pocket. Apparently insurances. I grabbed it out of the pocket and put it on the ground. 'Now,' I thought to myself, 'how can I open this up without the use of apposable thumbs.'
I finally flipped the little trigger, but now my fur was stuck in the trigger. I pulled out the hairs that were stuck and rolled the grenade over too the door.
Boom.
"What the hell," I heard Spike yell.
I got blown to the wall, but not too hard. When the smoke cleared I looked to see everyone collapsed on the ground. The Bebop crew was scratched up a bit, but for the most part, they were fine. That was easier than I thought. I searched the reckage for a pair of keys to get Jet and Ed out. When all of a sudden, a hand came up from the ground and grabbed me. The hand held me up and threw me to the side. I slid along the ground till I hit the wall. I looked up to see Mioabn standing up in the reckage.
"You," Mioabn yelled, " you will pay dog. You will PAY!"
He grabbed a gaurd's gun and aimed it at me. I of course moved my furry butt. However, right before he fired he started to sneeze.
I got an idea.
I ran under his legs while he was sneezing. Seeing me, he pulled the trigger... and shot his own foot.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Mioabn yelled, "You stupid dog, you stupid dog."
He grabbed his foot and started hopping towards me. Fortunately, he tripped on the debree, and fell right into the wall. After that he slumped on the ground unconscious.
I barked.
(Spike POV)
I watched as Ein searched Mioabn's pockets to find the keys. He put them in his mouth and walked over to me.
I yelled, "Its about time you stupid mutt, now get these things off of me."
It was probably the wrong thing to say. He growled at me and flung the keys to the other side of the room. He then walked away, tail wagging all the way.
Jet, Faye, Ed, and I all just stared as Ein walked away. Ed then did her smile and started rocking back and forth. She then started to sing, "nine hundered and ninety-nine piyoko's on the wall, nine hundered and ninety-nine piyoko's..."
(1 hour later...)
Ed, "two piyoko's on the wall, two piyoko's"
"ED," I yelled, "shut up, will ya."
"Aww," Ed answered, "Spike-person is mean. Ed will just have to start all over again, but this time, higher!
Nine hundered and ninety-nine million nine hundered and ninety-nine thousand nine hundered and ninety-nine piyokos on the wall, nine hundered and ninety-nine million nine hundered and ninety-nine thousand nine hundered and ninety-nine piyokos..."
See you Space Cow-woof-woof. Someday, somewhere.
End of Chapter 4