A crap fanfic

A short snippet from Sophie's kindergarten days.

Blue Sky AU: Sophie finally learns the REAL story behind her parent's romance.

Sophie Newell has always known her parents were a bit odd. But when she finds a mysterious metal cube in her mother's closet, she'll find out that's odd with a capital Portal.

By Fallout Boy. Anyways, here's some Portal things that don't go into their own story, with loose connections.

Before Chell, before GLaDOS, there was Aperture Science. After the death of Cave Johnson, there is a fuzzy gap that was never quite filled. Prologue to After Aperture, this story explores the world before Chell, and fill the holes in a world where Aperture Science still functioned. Beyond law, morality, and science, this is the story of Aperture's Downfall.

It's movie night in Eaden, but Wheatley has something on his mind.

A lot of things happen. Mostly a bunch of unsorted prompts, with various AUs.

Chell wakes up in a wheat field with no prior memories, save for her name. GLaDOS uses the opportunity to bring Wheatley from space so he can make reparations. The two reunite as Chell tries to uncover her past, but they both discover that their history is more troubling- and emotionally confusing -than either of them remember.

Chell/Weathley. Weathley se retrouve avec un corps et il n'est pas sûr d'aimer ça. Les avantages sont là, mais les inconvénients semblent beaucoup plus nombreux. Chell l'aiderait plus s'il n'était pas aussi caractériel.

He took their mother, their Queen from them, but She would return. She would come back to them. But She would be different. She would be Caroline.

what happens when Glados discovers an ancient secret in the facility that the scientists hid from her? well.. she sends in the AJARI team, Lead by Amanda and her companion robot Will.

Blue Sky AU: Wheatley wasn't sure he'd heard her right. "Did she really just speak? " "Apple"

Blue Sky AU: When Wheatley's daughter asks him how he met Chell, he's tasked with the impossible, kidproofing Portal 2

"Oh..." GLaDOS trailed off as she checked the camera and noticed Chell's stiff posture, pained expression, and subtle fidget. "Well, I suppose I should get you to a bathroom before you make a mess in my test chamber, but its's so much fun watching you squirm. Let's test your bladder capacity." While waiting for Wheatley to plan their escape, Chell encounters a new challenge.

Not in cruelty, not in wrath, the Reaper came today.

With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. COMPLETE.

When the Central Core is not completely losing her mind, she's actually quite a good boss. Until she gets it back, though, the AI within the facility are going to have to figure out a way to hold her together.

Five years after the events of Portal 2, Chell is put in an asylum for the mentally unstable, but one day, her life is turned dangerously upside down when scientists discover a young man in a large crater just outside of the city. Android!Wheatley. Rated T for some gore and mild language. Enjoy! (rewrite of the original)

GLaDOS sent her daughter away, but one day she came back. Based on the original future of Love as a Construct.

A mysterious new cheat sends John and his sister Lauren into the game Portal 2. Trapped in the roles of the characters, both will need to fight against themselves (and possibly each other) to get home.

[inspired by tumblr user canadian-riddler] Being disconnected from her facility was the worst kind of pain GLaDOS had ever felt. [No AUs, no warnings I can think of. Play the track 'PotatOS Lament' towards the end for the Full Effect]

Collection of Chelley drabbles cross posted from tumblr that don't merit an individual post. Requests welcome.

Introspective GLaDOS stuff with backstory for Portal and Portal 2. None of it is actually canon, but theories based off of dialogue from the games. T for very slight swearing and because I'm paranoid. One-shot.

Some time after the events of Portal 2, GLaDOS has shut down the entire Aperture Science facility. When two adventurers enter Aperture, will she boot everything back up and start putting them through test chambers?