"Education"
The next day at school, Harry and Draco act like everything is the same and
they still hate each other.though in the space of one night, they have put
all their hatred of the past four or five years behind them, and have
fallen in love.how bloody likely.
************ The next night ************* It is now Harry's turn to be wondering in the halls at midnight for no reason.except maybe hoping he would bump into Draco.
INSERT IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE
When all of a sudden, he came across Draco sitting in the corner of the .err.empty classroom sobbing.
Harry: Putting his hand on Draco's shoulder.
INSERT MORE OF HARRY'S IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE, ABOUT JUST WHAT HE'D LIKE TO DO WITH THAT HAND AND ITS DIGITS.
Draco: I comforted you last night!!! Now for the purposes of this sick, twisted fanfic, you must comfort me.
Harry (being extremely horny by now) readily agrees.
THEY THINK IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE
After about an hour, and two pages/chapters of impure thoughts, Draco tells the sad and unlikely story about how he was raped and crucified by his father.
Draco: I was raped; I WAS NOT CRUCIFIED (!!!!!!!) by my father. WHERE THE @#$%^ DID THAT COME FROM? GEEZ YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SUFFER ENOUTH!!! I HAVE TO BE GAY WITH HIM IN OVER 225 FICS!!!! AND NOW YOU WANT TO CRUCIFY ME TO? HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE DONE ENOUGH?
We all LOVE Draco.and want to see his daddy dead, and make him and Harry live happily ever after!!!!.Whatever.
Harry them makes meaningless threats at Draco's father for destroying his sons innocent. graphic details of how he would like to do this, may take up to 3 chapters.by which time we (if we are not INTELLIGENT READERS and haven't gone back now) will be getting seriously pissed.
************ The next night ************* It is now Harry's turn to be wondering in the halls at midnight for no reason.except maybe hoping he would bump into Draco.
INSERT IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE
When all of a sudden, he came across Draco sitting in the corner of the .err.empty classroom sobbing.
Harry: Putting his hand on Draco's shoulder.
INSERT MORE OF HARRY'S IMPURE THOUGHTS HERE, ABOUT JUST WHAT HE'D LIKE TO DO WITH THAT HAND AND ITS DIGITS.
Draco: I comforted you last night!!! Now for the purposes of this sick, twisted fanfic, you must comfort me.
Harry (being extremely horny by now) readily agrees.
THEY THINK IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE
After about an hour, and two pages/chapters of impure thoughts, Draco tells the sad and unlikely story about how he was raped and crucified by his father.
Draco: I was raped; I WAS NOT CRUCIFIED (!!!!!!!) by my father. WHERE THE @#$%^ DID THAT COME FROM? GEEZ YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SUFFER ENOUTH!!! I HAVE TO BE GAY WITH HIM IN OVER 225 FICS!!!! AND NOW YOU WANT TO CRUCIFY ME TO? HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE DONE ENOUGH?
We all LOVE Draco.and want to see his daddy dead, and make him and Harry live happily ever after!!!!.Whatever.
Harry them makes meaningless threats at Draco's father for destroying his sons innocent. graphic details of how he would like to do this, may take up to 3 chapters.by which time we (if we are not INTELLIGENT READERS and haven't gone back now) will be getting seriously pissed.