"Sir Starchy, don't drink detergent- it'll make you grow tentacles!" Chell wasn't a scientist. She wasn't even a full time employee. Before the takeover she was one of Aperture's more tenacious janitors. Join Chell and Sir Starchy- I mean, Wheatley as they clean their way through the labs of Aperture- and maybe become partners for life in the process. *DEAD FIC*

Chell makes a choice. Right or wrong she will have to live by it for the rest of her life. However short that may be.

Oh No Moar LABS

My first story. it's slow at first, but the title may begin to make sense as time goes on. includes cores, GLaDOS, viruses, turrets, eventual android forms. Oh, and a dragon. Because they're awesome. It won't be a huge part of the plot though. 3 Oc cores included, one minor. Please review and tell me how I can do better, I'm an artist, not an author. rated T for language.

The first word is help. After that, she cannot look away.

My first Portal FanFic! I had this awesome idea yesterday to re-write portal 2 from Wheatley's POV. I will throw in some parts of my own, like parts where Wheatey is off camera and such. I will try to update every month at the least, but this does take a little while for me. Read, Review, and Enjoy! *UPDATE* This is currently on hold, sorry.

When GLaDOS discovers some interesting truths about her past from Doug Rattmann, she gathers some old friends to form an unlikely group to go on a mission to find the answers GLaDOS yearns for. ((Caveline shipping. Androids. Rated T because I'm paranoid.))

Short stories taking place around various points in Portal 2. No consistent update schedule.

Cave Johnson was a man of big ideas, a man who wanted to change the world. Cave Johnson lived in endless pursuit of heroism.

The most capable test subject Aperture Science has ever seen has been living on the surface for a couple of months, but it turns out that life is full of tests and merely completing them isn't always enough.

"Stalemate Detected"

Prompt: "Wheatley (any form will do) succeeds in killing Chell somehow. Unfortunately for him, the Chell came back- as a ghost. And now he can't ever get rid of her." Alternately, "Wheatley is an idiot, Chell is dead and pissed, and GLaDOS is still a potato."

Because all ice melts, and even monsters have hearts. In which Chell gets tired, and Wheatley actually cares. Chelley fluff, sort of.

Wheatley's taste in classical music is very different from Rick's. Rated T for lanuage.

Chell finds the perfect way to play with GLaDOS: A device that triggers instant testing euphoria. A smutty one-shot!

She is free. She is alone. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.

Aperture 2.0- The next booming science tycoon or another Black Mesa accident just waiting to occur? Do these people even know what they're getting into, going through the old files? T 'cause I'm one of the many paranoid authors on this site. *Third in a series. Read The Mainframe's Maker and There's Science To Do first if you haven't already.*

Chell finds a certain spherical robot lying batter, broken and pretty much dead in the forest outside where she lives. She manages to get him stable but in a peculiar way.

Wheatley is completely in control of the Enrichment Center, and with nothing else to do, he decides to replace the only friend he's ever had. Or maybe she's more than that. Takes place during "The Fall".

"[…] You know, when I woke up and saw the state of the labs, I started to wonder if there was any point to going on. I came that close to just giving up and letting you go. But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving ever again. I mean that."

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Sciences Mental Hospital. Doctor Wheatley is tasked with waking up a rather unusual patient. One who previously tried to burn down the entire hospital and murder the chief of medicine. AU human Wheatley and GLaDOS. Takes place between Portal 1 and 2.

Retrospective view of Wheatley's experience in the GLaDOS chassis. What caused him to go all crazy with power?

Wheatley finally outsmarts someone. Rated T for language. Sorry about the misleading title and description from earlier, i seem to have gotten my stories mixed up.

Aperture Science is long past it's prime. It no longer functions, has become overgrown and fell into disrepair. Until three humans go to investigate...

Human!Wheatley. He takes a few minutes out of his morning to watch the girl sleep soundly. He always wonders what she dreams of. Wheatley's thoughts of the young lady who has plagued his mind and dreams every time he closes his eyes. May or may not involve Chell, readers decision!