I own nothing but the plot. I'm at school now so if it seems like I got a lot of typo's and what not it's cause I'm trying to hide it from the teacher! Mwahahahahahaha!



Previously on *insert title here*

If u read the first chapter you should know so I'm not gonna bother explaining to you.

"Listen Legolas, I don't think the owl will be back anytime soon!" said Aragorn as he watched Legolas look around frantically. Just then they were interrupted by Gui Digogi (from Nadesico) running across the room screaming "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Starts soft... Gets loud...Fades). He was then followed by Izumi (also from Nadesico) who was running as fast as she could considering she was laughing hysterically. And I can tell ya she was running fairly fast. "Ok now that was disturbing!" said Heero who was staring at the dust trails left in the wake of the two Nadesico characters. "THEY'RE SPIES!" shouted Legolas.

"Of who? Harry Potter?" asked Trowa.

"Noooo!" said Legolas "Of Sauron"

"Of who now?" asked Gimli.

"Ya know Sauron, Dark Lord, creator of lil' gold ring," replied

Aragorn

"Oh yeah, I'd forgotten all about him!" laughed Gimli.

Rest of fellowship *sweatdrop*.

"Well before we worry about some dark lord, we should work out how to get you guys back wherever you came from" suggested Shinji.

"Yeah but it's fun her, there's drugs here!" said Gimli.

"Umm that pill you took, where'd you get it?" asked Misato nervously.

"Over there," said Gimli pointing to a large box in the corner of the room.

"That's the ammo box!" laughed Auska. Just then the box began to shake and a dark figure slowly emerged.

"I LIIIIIVE!" cried Izumi before tripping and falling out of the box, "Woah that's some good stuff! Get me some more of dat!" she said stumbling around the room aimlessly.

"You again!" laughed Quatre.

"Hey there good looking!" said Izumi elbowing Quatre playfully.

"What's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?"

"I'M A BOY!" screamed Quatre.

"Well who's gonna help me unpack my suitcase?" asked

Legolas pulling out a rather large pink fluffy (yes fluffy) suitcase out of nowhere.

"You bought a suitcase?" asked Misato "You don't know how you got here but managed to bring a suitcase, that'd be right!"

"Will you two do it for me?" asked Legolas looking innocently at Duo and Heero.

"Fine!" said Duo and Heero in unison before dragging (literally) the very heavy suitcase.

"I hope he isn't planning on staying long," muttered Heero as the unzipped the suitcase.

"Herbal Essence?" said Duo

"Feria, blonde hair dye," said Heero

"Because he's worth it!" they both laughed.

"Hair straightener," said Duo

"Erm leather strap," said Heero looking at it strangely.

"It's called a whip!" laughed Heero. *Shudder* Just then a strange squeaking noise could be heard coming from the case.

They slowly approached and Duo stuck his hand in to pull out.

"A GERBIL!" screamed Heero is dismay,

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" they both screamed.

They then both huddled together against the door. Then after about 2 minutes the door flew open and they both fell back themselves lying on their back looking up Auska's dress.

"Stop looking you perverts" screamed Auska kicking them both in the head.

"Itte," they both replied. (Pronounced it-tie, it's Japanese for owe..... I think!)

"I heard a scream what's wrong?" she asked as she watched the perfect soldier and shinimegami rock back and forth in pure terror. Auska worked over to Lego's half unpacked bag muttering to herself. She started to unpack the bag when she too heard the squeaking noise. "Is this what you afraid of?" asked Auska holding the gerbil in the air.

"AAAHHH!" The Gundam boys screamed "Get it away get it away" Auska then threw it at them and left the room. When Auska, Duo and Heero reached the room where the others were they saw Legolas sitting quietly reading cosmopolitan (You know it's true) Heero and Duo screamed and ran and hid behind Auska.

"What are you two doing back there?" asked Auska angrily.

"Hi.... Hi...hi..Ddd..Hidding," the stuttered.

"For god's sake!" sighed Auska before dragging them through to a room where a therapist who just happened to be there at the time would speak to them. And there she left the Gundam boys to discuss the "horrors" that lay in Legolas' suitcase. To a therapist who was too busy eyeing Duo's behind to notice what they were saying.

And there we leave them. Till the next chapter stay insane and please, please, please, review. Even if you say this fic sucks I'll at least know someone read it! Next chapter should be up soon.