Rick tries to explain love and relationships to his young adopted son, Neil

Catherine drags Craig shopping with Wheatley, when asked to help tie his tie, Craig gets way more than he bargained for out of a simple shopping trip

Neil is called to the hospital because one of his fathers had a heart attack. There's a little emotional damage he has to fix.

Rick and Wheatley have a hard time picking out a movie for their typical movie night.

A memo is put out at work for a stricter dress code and Craig has to teach Wheatley and Rick how to tie a necktie

Wheatley loses his phone and Craig, in hopes to silent his noisy search, helps him find it; Wheatley misinterprets the gesture as nice

Rick has a date he needs to learn to dance for; he only knows one man who knows how to waltz and Craig is being surprisingly cooperative.

Chell and Wheatley have met before Portal 2... in high school. This is their life before GLaDOS ruined it all. Chelly.

ONE-SHOT;SPOILERS. Chell was, no doubt, a dangerous mute lunatic. For all the trouble she had caused, though, GLaDOS couldn't deny that Chell was also just a human.

Doug Rattman was not a rat first. He was a man. His life was far from normal, or pleasant, but at least it was preferable to what happened after. Even considering the schizophrenia, the isolation, and... the visions? RattmanxOC. Rated T for safety, but probably not T-worthy.

A tragic accident leaves GLaDOS to raise the daughter of her former test subject. Can she and the child adjust to this new life style? No pairings or language, just the fact that Caroline is Chell's mother. Please R&R!

I wouldn't call my well-being insanity, just an extreme case of boredom. And hunger. And thirst. And tiredness. And hotness. And also hotness. How long can Chell travel an endless wheat field without giving in to insanity?

You all know what happened in the first Portal game...but what happened when things happened differently in an alternate universe?

Prompt: "Wheatley trying to get to get Chell to speak, and finally coping with her mutism." Enjoy!

Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.

A year after the events of Portal 2. Wheatley is roughly delivered back into the arms of his ever-so-gracious nemesis, GLaDOS, and she's got a wonderful surprise for him...until the Oracle Turret lets her in on something even better.

ATLAS and P-body set out beyond Aperture, life rebuilds itself, and a catastrophe speeds toward earth. Post-Portal 2, microchapters of 500 words.

Test subject #1, previously test subject #1498, wakes up in an old, run-down room. A stranger at the door greets her, and helps her plan her escape from the ruins of the long-abandoned Aperture enrichment centre.

Aww. Bless your little primate brain. I'm not actually in the room with you. Am I? Technology. It's complicated. Can't hurt the big god face.

Wheatley goes on an unscheduled trip to the Multiverse where he finds that things have gone just a little wrong.

One day Caroline is turned into a robot to run Aparture Science. When Caroline turns into GLaDOS she goes crazy. What will happen to Caroline as the scientists cannot controll her, and will she ever change?

An apology to the exceptionally trim mute lady who is definitely probably not adopted. Not that there's anything wrong with being adopted, and if she is, in fact, adopted, that does not make her any less of a person but there is a high probability that she does have parents. Did have parents. They're dead now. Unless they're in suspended animation, alive, which is less likely than

Prompt: "Wheatley returns from space and meets up with Chell." Android!Wheatley and Chelley implications. c: Enjoy!

Alt-Universe-kind-of-thing... Wheatley Aptur is a subsitute teacher with an adventurous roomate. One day he goes to sub for one of the most presigious professors in the area. Gladys Apenor. R&R

Portal one-shot: if Weighted Companion Cubes could speak, what would they talk about?