AU. Android!Cores. Deep in the labyrinth of the crumbling Aperture Science Testing Facility, things are stirring, awakening. The Lady walks again. And this time, she's not alone. "I think we can put our differences aside. For Science. You monster."

Wheatley's P.O.V Mostly. He's trying to live as a human. GlaDOS was the cause of this. Happened before Wheatley became a monster, and he won't be one. Everyone turns into a human, and they end up in school! Read! :3 Nvm back to hiatus lmao.

25 Comparisons to the relationship of Chell and her beloved Portal gun.

One more day of thinking it would be his last. Rated for mental instability.

It took me a very long time to repair the damage you did to my facility. So long, that I was finally able to decide upon an adequate punishment for your barbaric misconduct, and for putting me in a potato. There are all different kinds of pain, moron.

GLaDOS thought the simplest choice was the best, however, the supercomputer was never one to settle for anything less then perfect. Rated M for safety.

Chell patches herself up after a minor run-in with a turret and Wheatley tries to keep it together.

Clearly, Aperture does not know anything about child labor laws. Or probably found a loophole. Why else would they hire a teenager?

Set after my fic "Defrosting" - a series of one-shots about everyday life for Cave Johnson and his android girlfriend. The pairing is CaveDOS, the content is shameless fluff.

After past year's celebration fiasco, Craig was hoping for a quiet dinner alone with Rick to celebrate the New Year, but Rick has other plans. Factventure NSFW

In which Wheatley manages to get it all wrong, mess it all up, misunderstand humans in general, and yet makes it all up to Chell at the end of the day. Er, month. Year? Sometimes the devil you know really is better.

Wheatley comes across a spider for the first time. Hilarity ensues. My birthday gift to the wonderful conquerorwurm! Happy Birthday!

Struggling with loneliness, Doug is comforted by an unexpected source.

Chell lives for more than a year after being released, but food concerns force her to come back, and she discovers a secret in the facility kept by someone other than GLaDOS.

Chell and GLaDOS take a detour and make a discovery in Old Aperture. Oneshot

Portal 2 From the Portal Kink Meme. Chell's tolerance for GLaDOS's childish cruelty finally runs out, and she gets her revenge by doing the one thing GLaDOS isn't prepared to battle: Speaking the truth.

The identity of the "Prometheus" that the Oracle Turret mentioned wasn't as straightforward as it might have seemed.

Wheatley wakes Chell up in the middle of the night, and asks her an odd question. Android!Wheatley, mute!Chell, and Chelley.

A short story of an outhouse in the middle of nowhere, of those who escaped it, and of those who are still under it and call it home. One-shot. Portal 2 Spoilers.

In which Doug is hired to be one mute girl's science tutor and not a lot of science gets learned.

In the middle of their escape attempt, Chell descides to get to the bottom of her companion's unusual behavior. Who would've thought computers could get sick? Android!Wheatley, and hints of Chelley.

Just a short little Portal blurb.

She never leaves you alone, even in death.

As usual, she does not speak a word. This time, however, there is a high chance it is not stubbornness.

Set after Portal 2, the cast is back and thrown into the middle of a new adventure...one that will forever change Aperture. Includes almost all characters from Portal. Hinted pairings, though you'll have to read to find out exactly who! Rating may change