Part 2

Scene 6

(Hikaru sneaks away from the castle and tries to climb over a marble wall, but is too short.)

Rayearth: Girl from another world, where are you headed at this hour?

Hikaru: (jumps) Ack! (turns around) Oh, it's just you, Rayearth.

Rayearth: (suspiciously) What are you doing?

Hikaru: What does it look like? I'm running away.

Rayearth: (calmly) Oh, I see…(slowly walks away then finally realizes what was happening) WHAT?! (runs back to Hikaru) Are you insane?! You can't run away!!!!

Hikaru: SHHH!!! Don't shout! Everyone will hear you!

Lafarga: (sarcastically) Yeah, that's why we can't hear the noise they're making right now…

Hikaru: I'm sorry, Rayearth, but I can't stay here and have Fuu and Ferio stalk me all the time. And no doubt Umi-san is going to find Geo for my husband…again.

Rayearth: Oh…well, in that case, can I came with you?

Hikaru: What?

Rayearth: Can I come with you…please?

Hikaru: (sarcastically) Of course!

Rayearth: Really?

Hikaru: No.

Rayearth: You suck! (walks away) Good luck climbing over that fence!

Hikaru: Hey! Rayearth! Come back here!! RAYEARTH!!!!!!!

Scene 7

(Hikaru walk through the market place after she finally had to sense to blow up the wall.)

Ferio: (holds up pot) Pretty lady, buy a pot. No finer pot than brass for silver!

Hikaru: Oh no…(keeps walking from stall to stall)

Fuu: Sugar canes! Sugar canes and beans! Sugar canes and pistachio!!!

Ferio: Would the lady like to buy a necklace? A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.

Fuu: FRESH FISH!!! (shoves dead fish in front of Hikaru's face) We catch 'em, you buy 'em!

Hikaru: AAAAH!! (bumps into Ferio, making him choke on a lit match)

(Ferio chokes, then burps out a burst of flames. Hikaru runs away. Meanwhile, Lantis is sitting on top of a stall.)

Lantis: Okay, Mokona, go!

Mokona: (looks scared) Pu, pu, pu?

Lantis: Go get us some food!!

Mokona: (shakes head) Pu, pu pu!

Lantis: Stupid animal! (shoves Mokona off stall) And don't come back until you get some food!!!

(Mokona comes back an hour later with nothing.)

Lantis: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME BACK UNTIL YOU GET US SOME DAMN FOOD!!!!

Mokona: Pu, pu, pu? (takes out stuffed Mokona plushy)

Lantis: WHAT?! That's all you got?! Fine!! (grabs Mokona and tries to break Mokona in half) Breakfast is served!

Presea & Caldina: EWE!!! YOU CANNIBAL!!!!

Clef: HEY!!! GET AWAY FROM MOKONA!!!

Mokona: (panics) PUUUUU!!!

(Lantis is about to eat Mokona alive but sees Hikaru pass by.)

Lantis: (drops Mokona) Holy shit! She's hot!!

(Hikaru walks towards a stall with apples and sees a little kid trying to reach one.)

Hikaru: Oh, you must be hungry. Here you go! (grabs all apples from stall and hands everything to kid)

Ferio: You better be able to pay for that.

Hikaru: What? Ferio!? Do you own every stall?

Ferio: Extras! And Fuu owns half of the place. Now, as I was saying, do you know what the penalty is for stealing?

Hikaru: No! No please!!!

(Ferio takes out a radio and puts in a Jessica Simpson CD. But instead of Jessica Simpson singing Irresistible, everyone can hear Lafarga's awful voice.)

Radio with Lafarga's voice: You know, I don't know what it is, but everything about you is so irresistible…

(Lantis drops dead on the floor, traumatized.)

Radio with Lafarga's voice: Don't you try and tell me that she's not my type…

Hikaru: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Lafarga: How'd they get that CD?

(In the background, Caldina and Ascot are laughing evilly at Lafarga.)

Radio with Lafarga's voice: I know what I feel in –

Lantis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I can't take it anymore!!! (takes out sword and slices radio into a million pieces before blowing it up)

Hikaru: (sweatdrop) Um…I don't think that was in the script…

Ferio: HEY! Who're you supposed to be?

Lantis: I'm…uh…I'm…(points to Hikaru) Sister!!! (goes to Hikaru and hugs her)

Hikaru: But, I – (gets suffocated by Lantis)

Ferio: (sweatdrop) You…? Both of you are related?

Lantis: That's right! Right, Mokona?

Mokona: (shakes head) Pu, pu, pu.

Lantis: (kicks Mokona) Um…don't mind him, he's just…uh…passing stranger.

Ferio: Well, if what you say is true, then you'll have to pay the price of your little sister's crime! (takes out another radio from pocket (how'd he get in there?)

Hikaru & Lantis: What the…?!

(Ferio takes out another CD and plays it on the radio. This time, it was Geo singing.)

Radio with Geo's voice: You are…my fire. Your one desire.

Hikaru: Oh, gosh no!!!

Radio with Geo's voice: Believe…when I say. I want it that way!

(Lafarga's voice is heard, joining in with Geo's.)

Radio with Lafarga's voice: Tell me why?

Both: Ain't nothing but a heartache!

Radio with Lafarga's voice: Tell me why?

Lantis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! (blows up radio)

Ferio: Awww…you broke it. Oh well, I have another one right here, see! (plucks out another radio from pocket (that's a lot of radios)

Hikaru & Lantis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (run away from Ferio)

Scene 8

(Zazu is on a treadmill, running as fast as he could.)
Zazu: (pants) hey…Eagle…I –

Eagle: Save your breath, Zazu, now run faster!

Zazu: Are you insane!? (continues running) Why am I running in the first place?

Eagle: Uh…(shrugs)

Zazu: WHAT?! (falls anime-style on floor, accidentally tripping off treadmill) You mean…(pants) I've…been running…for nothing?!

Eagle: (thinks for moment) Hmm…oh yeah! Now I remember! You were supposed to run on the treadmill so I could power up the FTO and look for "The Diamond in the Rough." But since you stopped, you'll have to start it over again.

Zazu: (bursts into tears) BUT I RAN FOR TWO HOURS ON THAT STUPID THING!!!!

Eagle: (shakes head) Sorry, Zazu, but you weren't even close. You see, you have to run five hours in order to power up the FTO.

Zazu: FIVE HOURS!?!?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!

Eagle: Zazu, you shouldn't be wasting your breath. Now hop onto that treadmill and start running.

Zazu: (bursts into tears again) I WANT A NEW JOB!!! (begins to run really really fast)

Eagle: (glances at script) Oh, wait a minute…(reads script) Oh! Zazu, you were only supposed to run for 5 minutes!

Zazu: WHAT?! (stops abruptly and falls onto ground) Uhhh…I'm okay…(sees mini FTOs circling head)

Eagle: (looks at screen) YES! This is awesome!!! YEAH!!

Zazu: Have you found "The Diamond in the Rough?"

Eagle: THIS IS AMAZING! GO GO GO!!! FASTER!!!

Zazu: What's so amazing? (glances at screen and sees Eagle watching Second Season of Magic Knight Rayearth) W…What the…?! (twitches)

Eagle: Look, Zazu! This is the part where I am about to fight the Magic Knights!

Zazu: (drops dead anime-style) ?!?!?! EAGLE!!!!

Eagle: (frowns) Zazu, you're distracting me from my favorite part! Look, this is the part where I say "FTO go!"

Zazu: It's a DVD! You can watch it anytime! Now hurry up, and find Lantis!!!

Eagle: How'd you know "The Diamond in the Rough" was Lantis?

Zazu: Because it says so in this script!!!

Eagle: Okay, okay. (changes channel on FTO screen) There, there he is, "The Diamond in the Rough." (watches Lantis strangling Mokona) Oh, gee…(sarcastically) what do you know. It's Lantis. Zazu, send Lafarga and his troops to bring him to the palace.

Scene 9

(Lantis and Hikaru are climbing on top of roofs, trying to get to Lantis' house.)

Hikaru: Um…Lantis, I don't mean to be rude, but where exactly is your house?

Lantis: Don't worry, uh…I'm sure we're close by!

Hikaru: (mutters) That's what you said two hours ago.

Lantis: (mutters) Dammit, we're lost! Where the hell am I now?

Mokona: Pu, pu, pu!

Lantis: Oh, you're no help.

Mokona: Pu, pu, pu!

Lantis: Hey, shut up, Mokona! I'm trying to think!

Mokona: (points at something) Pu, pu, pu!

Lantis: (gets pissed off) Grr…shut up, Mokona!! (grabs hold of Mokona and begins to choke it)

Hikaru: Uh…Lantis, maybe Mokona was trying to point out your house.

Lantis: Huh?

Mokona: (nods) Pupupupupupu!!! (points at house with sign)

Hikaru: (reads sign) Lantis's House right here. Hey, Lantis, your house is right here!

Lantis: How the heck do you know where I live if I don't even know myself?

Hikaru: (shrugs) The sign says it right there.

Lantis: (glances at sign) Oh, I knew that! I was just…testing you!

Hikaru: (mutters) yeah sure…

Lantis: (grabs Hikaru towards his house) Well, don't just stand there! Hurry up already! Oh, and watch your step. (trips and falls as Mokona hops around the house) Damn you Mokona. I'm gonna have roasted marshmallows fro dinner tonight once I'm through with you!!!

Hikaru: (sweatdrop) O-e?

Lantis: Oh, so, anyway, where'd you come from?

Hikaru: Oh, it doesn't matter, really. I just ran away and I'm not going back. And you can't make me, Umi!!!

Umi: (from backstage) Oh, you're coming back this instant and you're gonna marry Geo!!!

Hikaru: But I don't want to! (bursts into tears)

Lantis: (panics) AAAAAAH!!! My armor's not waterproof! (armor begins to rust)

Hikaru: Oh, sorry, Lantis.

Lantis: Shhh!!!! You're not supposed to know my name yet!!!

Hikaru: Oops, sorry, Lantis.

Lantis: DON'T CALL ME LANTIS! I'M NOT LANTIS!!!

(Everyone stares at Lantis.)

Lantis: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!

Hikaru: (sweatdrop) Um, Lan – I mean, you don't have to make such a big deal out of it. Look, I already stopped calling you Lantis.

Lantis: Oh, okay. So, why did you run away?

Hikaru: My mother's forcing to get married to Geo.

Lantis: (cringes at thought of Geo) Ewe…I wouldn't blame you.

Geo: HEY!! I HEARD THAT!!!

Lantis: (clears throat) I mean – that's awful!

Hikaru: Tell me about it.

Mokona: Pu, pu, pu, pu!!!

Hikaru: Oh, I –

Lantis: (interrupts) Mokona says that's unfair!

Mokona: (shakes head) Pu?

Hikaru: (mumbles) I understood what Mokona said. And he didn't say that…I mean – really? That's so sweet! (hugs Mokona)

Lantis: !? Hey, what about me?!

Hikaru: (sweatdrop) Oh, um, you're cool too, Lantis.

(Music plays as Hikaru and Lantis are about to kiss.)

Lafarga: (interrupts scene) THERE YOU ARE!!!

Hikaru & Lantis: HEY!!! The scene was getting good too!!!

Mokona: (looks relieved) Pu…

Lafarga: (sweatdrop) I've got you cornered now, street rat! You're trapped!

(Lantis is tied up with something fluffly.)

Lantis: Hey, what is this? (looks at rope) MOKONA!! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!

Ferio: We couldn't find a rope, so Mokona was the best thing we could use.

Hikaru: (runs and punches Lafarga) Let Mokona go!

Lafarga: Make me!

Hikaru: Honouo Ya!!! (uses Flame Arrow at Lafarga)

Lafarga: (hair burns to a crisp) AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (runs around room, while screaming like a girl)

Hikaru: (sweatdrod)…

Caldina: Quick! Someone put his hair out, before he becomes bald!

Umi: Mizu no Ryu!!! (Uses Water Dragon to put out Lafarga's hair)

Lafarga: (hair burns to crisp) Too late…

Hikaru: Lafarga, are you okay?

Lafarga: GASP! PRINCESS HIKARU! What are you doing outside the palace? We must take you back to the palace immediately!!! (takes Hikaru and drags her back into palace, followed by Lantis)