**Sorry long time no write. Chapter 3 is up!
Disclaimer: I don't own AOL, Harry Potter and Co., Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, or "Dances with Wolves"
Claimer: Anyone I bring in that isn't Harry Potter and Co.
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"A rescuer," Ron mouthed dragging Cho to Harry and placing his ear to the wall. "Footsteps! I hear footsteps," she whispered loudly. But this was missed by the other two who had there fingers crossed pray, "Please let it Hermione, please let it be Hermione, please let it be Hermione, ect." They bunched together as Cho joined their chanting and crossed her fingers.
Suddenly the door swung open and shut. Someone had walked into the room. The three students groaned in unison, Snape. "Don't hurt me," Ron whimpered as the Sorting Hat was placed back on the shelf. "Me neither," Cho begged as the people were called back into their paintings rather reluctantly. "Relax you invertebrates, I'm not here to hurt you, Dumbledore won't let me." None seemed to 'relieved' at this.
After a moment of silence as Snape paced watching the three of then huddling together Harry proved banging his head on the wall wasn't the best idea, "You know what professor? Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!" A quite taken back Snape could find no words. No one had ever said such a thing to him. "And you know what ELSE? You are as oblong as a blue banana!" This woke Snape up. He charged at Harry but totally missed his target. He ran straight into a coat rack and began to 'dance' with it. "Dances with coat racks?" Cho asked unaware of the closeness to the title "Dances with Wolves. "Uh, yeah." Ron replied still not sure of what was happening. "Oh you evil little children! Well I guess I'm going to have to reveal my surprise early won't I!" They could have sworn Snape just flicked his wrist, no way; he couldn't be gay down deep, could he? But that wasn't the important thing right now as he walked over and blew some floo powder into the fire. Grabbing the 'children' quickly to him he shouted, "AOL Co.!" And they disappeared, each with a more desperate, less longing look than the previous.
**Short I know. What is to happen to our poor unfortunate children? It has to go up to 30 reviews before I'll consider, but so you know, I done know what is going to happen, hehe.
**
Disclaimer: I don't own AOL, Harry Potter and Co., Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail, or "Dances with Wolves"
Claimer: Anyone I bring in that isn't Harry Potter and Co.
**
"A rescuer," Ron mouthed dragging Cho to Harry and placing his ear to the wall. "Footsteps! I hear footsteps," she whispered loudly. But this was missed by the other two who had there fingers crossed pray, "Please let it Hermione, please let it be Hermione, please let it be Hermione, ect." They bunched together as Cho joined their chanting and crossed her fingers.
Suddenly the door swung open and shut. Someone had walked into the room. The three students groaned in unison, Snape. "Don't hurt me," Ron whimpered as the Sorting Hat was placed back on the shelf. "Me neither," Cho begged as the people were called back into their paintings rather reluctantly. "Relax you invertebrates, I'm not here to hurt you, Dumbledore won't let me." None seemed to 'relieved' at this.
After a moment of silence as Snape paced watching the three of then huddling together Harry proved banging his head on the wall wasn't the best idea, "You know what professor? Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry! Now go away before I taunt you a second time!" A quite taken back Snape could find no words. No one had ever said such a thing to him. "And you know what ELSE? You are as oblong as a blue banana!" This woke Snape up. He charged at Harry but totally missed his target. He ran straight into a coat rack and began to 'dance' with it. "Dances with coat racks?" Cho asked unaware of the closeness to the title "Dances with Wolves. "Uh, yeah." Ron replied still not sure of what was happening. "Oh you evil little children! Well I guess I'm going to have to reveal my surprise early won't I!" They could have sworn Snape just flicked his wrist, no way; he couldn't be gay down deep, could he? But that wasn't the important thing right now as he walked over and blew some floo powder into the fire. Grabbing the 'children' quickly to him he shouted, "AOL Co.!" And they disappeared, each with a more desperate, less longing look than the previous.
**Short I know. What is to happen to our poor unfortunate children? It has to go up to 30 reviews before I'll consider, but so you know, I done know what is going to happen, hehe.
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