Scene 12
(There was a large sandstorm occurring when Lantis and "the old man" journeyed to the cave of wonders. Unfortunately for Lantis, Eagle's FTO broke down, causing Lantis to drag FTO with Eagle and Zazu inside.)
Lantis: (growling) BASTARDO! I demand justice!!! This is your stupid machine! Why don't you go and drag it!!!???
(Meanwhile, while Zazu suffocates inside a bag, Eagle is happily watching the Second Season of Magic Knight Rayearth.)
Eagle: FTO, go! Yeah! Man, am I cool or what?
Zazu: (suffocating) Uh…Eagle…
Eagle: …Hey…wait a minute…Oh no! I forgot this was the episode where I died! No! Eagle!! (sobs as he watches Eagle save the Magic Knights and get blown up by Debonaire) Poor Eagle. He never had the chance! I can't believe Eagle died!!!! (continues to sob) He was too young to die!
Geo: (blows nose with handkerchief) I can't believe Eagle's dead!
Lafarga: Poor, guy, he never had the chance.
Tarta: (looks at Geo then Lafarga) You idiots! Eagle's not dead! He's right there!!!!
Tatra: (giggles) Tarta, your accent.
Tarta: To hell with my accent!!!!
Geo & Lafarga: Oh yeah! Eagle's alive! YAY!
Lantis: Argh! That's it! I've had enough! I'm not dragging this anymore!
Eagle: (comes out of FTO) Oh good! We're here!
Lantis: (drops dead anime-style) Here? WE'RE HERE ALREADY?!?!?!
Eagle: Yup! Wonderful, isn't it? Now, here we are. Hey, cave of wonders! It's your cue! Cave of wonders? (looks around) Cavey?
(A blaze of water erupts from Selece's mouth at Eagle.)
Selece: WHAT?! WHO THE HELL DISTURBED MY &%*^%&^ SLUMBER THIS TIME?!?!?!
Eagle: (hides behind Lantis and points to him) He did! (pushes Lantis towards Selece) Goodbye, Lantis. It was nice knowing you! (runs and hides in FTO with Zazu, who was still suffocating) BRING ME MY CURRY POT, LANTIS!
Lantis: But I–
Selece: (opens mouth) Well, hurry up! I don't have all day.
Lantis: (peers down at mouth opening) Ewe! You want me to go in there? Ewe! Somebody get this guy a Tic Tac!!!!
Eagle: JUST DO IT! I'M HUNGRY!!
Lantis: But how am I supposed to get a curry pot inside this…Rune God's mouth?!
Ascot: Don't worry, Lantis. You're not actually going to go in Selece's mouth. We made a passage right in front of Selece. Just walk towards him until you fall down and break your–
Presea: Ascot!
Ascot: Ehehehe…forget the last part.
Lantis: (grumbles) This better work. (walks towards Selece and falls down, followed by Mokona, who was gagged along the way) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mokona: (enjoying itself) Pupupu!!!!! (falls on top of Lantis)
Lantis: (gets squished by Mokona) OWWWWW! MOTHER–(begins to curse)
Mokona: (walks in carrying a "Censored" sign) Pu, pu, pu!
Lantis: (gets up from floor) Crazy old man. (looks around the room and sees it filled with REAL gold)
(Lantis's eyes bulge out of their sockets as he runs towards the gold)
Lantis: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!!!!!!! I'M RICH! I'M RICH! KILL ME NOW AND I'D DIE A RICH AND HAPPY MAN!!!
Umi: (looks at Clef) Clef, it's not really real gold, is it?
Clef: (laughs evilly) Bwehehehe…Of course it is. But once Lantis touches it…bwehehehehehe…
Caldina: Eh?
Mokona: PUUUU! (runs in front of Lantis and stops him from touching gold) Pu, pu! (shaking head)
Lantis: (grumbles) Stupid pet. You ruin all the fun. (continues to walk along the path.)
(Mokona follows Lantis but stops in front of a large, green bird.)
Mokona: Puuuuuuuuu! (pokes at bird)
Windam: …
Mokona: (stretches face and wiggles it at Windam) Puuuuuuuuu!
Windam: (sweatdrop) …
Mokona: (hops at Windam kicks at him) Pu, pu! (runs after Lantis)
Lantis: Mokona, would you shut up!?
Windam: Why you…?! (pecks at Mokona but hits Lantis instead)
Lantis: (gets pecked) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOW!!!!! (glares at Mokona) MOKONA!!!!!!
Mokona: (shaking head) Pu,pu! Pupupupupupupupupu!
Lantis: (kicks Mokona out of way) Stupid pet. I could have smores with you!
Windam: (sneaks up behind Mokona and pecks again)
Mokona: (eyes bulging out and running to Lantis) PUUUUUUUU!!!!
Lantis: Ah! MOKONA!
Mokona: (grabs Lantis hair and turns him to face Windam) Pupupupupupupupu!!!!!
Lantis: (sees Windam) Hey! That's not a magic carpet!
Clef: We're fresh out on carpets. Windam will have to do.
Lantis: (mutters) Cheap bastards…
Clef: Who you callin' cheap?!
Windam: I am Windam. Diamond in the rough, show me thine heart–
Lantis: Yeah, yeah. Do you know the way to that stupid curry pot or not?
Windam: Maaaaaaaaaaaybe.
Lantis: Windam…
Windam: Cheap bastard…
Clef: Who you callin' cheap?!
Windam: (says dully) Follow me.