Slightly-Less-Annoying-Intern and Super-annoyed-chief-of-medicine meet up. No sparks. No smiles. Just paperwork. Order-barking. Angry Rants. And Unhappy looks. Doctor Cox/OC Rated K Because, after all, this is Scrubs, we're talking about!

I never really imagined that being saved so many times by the same person could get so irritating...but was i going to do? He was kinda growing on me drcox/OC A.U.

Suicide is for cowards. Yet here I am, a knife pressed to my wrist.

How do you feel when you lose a friend? How do you feel when you lose a family member? How do you feel when you could lose...a Janitor? JanitorxElliot.

Perry/Jordan: A glimpse into the history of Perry and Jordan's relationship. Set in 2007 and 1987. Rated T to be safe, but it's a solid PG-13 work.

What if the Janitor went too far? One shot.

sometimes you just don t know how bad life can be. sorry for my english, rated T for violence in later chapters, please R&R

Part of the Golden Triangle Universe. She curses the men in her life silently when she sees them sitting patiently on the couch, looking at her with the eagerness of puppies.

It takes him a moment to recognize who exactly he's looking at. He thinks, at first, that Jordan has accidently mixed in one of her photos with the stack she claimed that were some old photos of Perry.

There's sudden silence, and he realizes that what he said came out a whole lot cattier than he intended. Since he's come out of the closet all his gay days have become 'bitchy queen' days…

"I wish I were dead," She groans lifting her head out of the toilet bowl to gasp for fresh air. She slaps the flusher desperately.

Part of the Golden Triangle Universe. He would have said a trefoil knot – three points interconnected by a series of loops...

"Oh, now that is just disgusting," Denise announces, scrunching her nose in a way that he will never tell her but he finds adorable – she looks like an angry chipmunk.

"Ack! That's not faaiirr it's cold in here and these scrubs are thin… yeow, your hands are cold."

They'd always assumed that Drew was normal – until the day he paged them to the ICU and told him to stop fighting over him. Part of the Golden Triangle Universe.

She'd always swore she'd never wind up like her mother – so dumpy and unattractive that daddy was forced to go out looking for other women to satisfy his needs.

It wasn't like it was the first time she'd cheated on him – and they were right for one another, despite all this and if they just kept fighting they'd make it through.

He's only forgiven for sleeping with Jordan after Perry takes him roughly in the on-call room late one night. It is, he supposes, a case of 'what's good for the goose, is good for the gander' like his Nana used to say.

He's always boasted that he's a 'winner' – but it's not quite true.

The arm she feels wrap around her waist is like an iron chain pulling her down beneath the ocean waves – drowning her.

When slicing Perry after he double doses on his Ambien fails to get her off or make her feel anything but bored and slightly guilty she realizes she'll have to find a new way to entertain herself.

Spielt am Ende der 6. Staffel, Elliot steht vor der Hochzeit mit ihrer großen Liebe, J.D. bekommt ein Kind mit der Frau seiner Träume, oder? CANON, mein erster Versuch eines Scrubs Oneshots. PLEASE R R

Perry is frustrated and lonely, spending many nights in the hospital gym. But when Todd, the buff, hypersexual surgical intern catches his attention, Perry gets a work out of a different sort. How will this sexy arrangement work out? TODD/COX SLASH SMUT

After a painful break-up, Dr. Cox finds more than just solace in his protégé. Enter Jordan Godzilla Sullivan. Drama ensues. Three-shot. Slash, of course. Angsty hurt/comfort -surprise, surprise- with a dash of romance and a generous amount of saltwater.

In retaliation for JD's one-month note, Perry decides to get back at him for their 6-month...in a uniquely Perry way.