Just read it stupid...
Hiro: Hmmm.... does anyone smell something burning???
Relena: Hiro Come back and kill me!!!!
Hiro: You retard I'm standing right next to you but if you say so....::BOOM::
Relena: HAHAHA You stupid human!! HAHAHA I'm the greatand all powerful toaster no one can beat the toaster BURN BURN!!!
Quatre: WAHHHHHH
Duo and Wufei walk down looking happy*
Duo: You have some really nice toys ...Wuffy.
Wufei: So do you!!!!! purrrrr {I know it is very disturbing..}
Hiro: ::vomiting::
Relena: HEY!! PAY SOME FREAKIN ATTENTION TO ME!! I AM THE VILIAN SO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!
Hiro: Ummmm...ok..O Miss All Powerful Toaster I worship you ::he is kind of hypnotized::
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O All Powerful braid HELP US!!!
Wufei: ::off in a corner:: Why is everyone calling me Wuffy all of a sudden..
Duo: BRAID THE BRAID!! WORSHIP THE BRAID!!!!
Narrator: It turns out this day at the safe house is very far from being ordinary..
Relena: Now Hiro you must bow to me!!
Hiro: Yes.Mistress Toaster
Unbeknownst to Hiro there is a self-destruct button on the toaster.
Trowa: Hiro!!!! PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!
Hiro DeeDeefies and.
Hiro: OOOOOOOOOOOOO What does this button do?? click
Relena: HAH! It doesn't work!! BOOM!
Wufei: ::comes back to earth:: What happened here?!?!?!!?!
ALL: HIRO DID IT!!
Hiro: NO Relena did it!!!
Relena: hack, sputter no..the..fork!
Quatre: Well.how could a defenseless fork do such a thing!!! I say that all the peeps in the world stick to CHOPSTIX!!!
Trowa: Who put the fork in Relena's back??
Wufei: You weirdos are soooooooooooooooooooo stupid. It was ACK!!!
Duo hides a gun behind his back.
Duo: Heh Heh..
Hiro: AHA!! Du- ACK!
Duo: Heh heh...I wonder what happened...to.them..
Trowa: DUO!!! U DID IT!!!
Duo:Um....no..heh heh..WAHHHHHHH...Ummmmmm...The Toaster Did it!!!
Wufei: Uh! INJUSTICE! Poor Duo. All of you die!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: I think Dorothy did it...
Wufei: You mean the weird eyebrowed b!tch?
Quatre: Now now...go see Dr.Winfrey! She wil help you with your problems..
Relena: sputter I thought I killed her..o vell..
Duo: Anyone wanna watch Court TV and forget about the stupid toaster?
Quatre: I'm down with that!!
TV: Well she came to my house and she keecked muh dawg!
Duo: awwww poor doggy!
Quatre: Uh! Keecked his dawg!! Why! How barbaric!
TV: O Don't lie you f^&*ing guy!!
Duo: Anyone want some toast!?
Quatre: I'm down with that!
5 minutes later...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Uh...it keecked muh dawg...so I pressed the button...and BOO- The TOASTER DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiro: Hmmm.... does anyone smell something burning???
Relena: Hiro Come back and kill me!!!!
Hiro: You retard I'm standing right next to you but if you say so....::BOOM::
Relena: HAHAHA You stupid human!! HAHAHA I'm the greatand all powerful toaster no one can beat the toaster BURN BURN!!!
Quatre: WAHHHHHH
Duo and Wufei walk down looking happy*
Duo: You have some really nice toys ...Wuffy.
Wufei: So do you!!!!! purrrrr {I know it is very disturbing..}
Hiro: ::vomiting::
Relena: HEY!! PAY SOME FREAKIN ATTENTION TO ME!! I AM THE VILIAN SO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!
Hiro: Ummmm...ok..O Miss All Powerful Toaster I worship you ::he is kind of hypnotized::
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O All Powerful braid HELP US!!!
Wufei: ::off in a corner:: Why is everyone calling me Wuffy all of a sudden..
Duo: BRAID THE BRAID!! WORSHIP THE BRAID!!!!
Narrator: It turns out this day at the safe house is very far from being ordinary..
Relena: Now Hiro you must bow to me!!
Hiro: Yes.Mistress Toaster
Unbeknownst to Hiro there is a self-destruct button on the toaster.
Trowa: Hiro!!!! PRESS THE RED BUTTON!!
Hiro DeeDeefies and.
Hiro: OOOOOOOOOOOOO What does this button do?? click
Relena: HAH! It doesn't work!! BOOM!
Wufei: ::comes back to earth:: What happened here?!?!?!!?!
ALL: HIRO DID IT!!
Hiro: NO Relena did it!!!
Relena: hack, sputter no..the..fork!
Quatre: Well.how could a defenseless fork do such a thing!!! I say that all the peeps in the world stick to CHOPSTIX!!!
Trowa: Who put the fork in Relena's back??
Wufei: You weirdos are soooooooooooooooooooo stupid. It was ACK!!!
Duo hides a gun behind his back.
Duo: Heh Heh..
Hiro: AHA!! Du- ACK!
Duo: Heh heh...I wonder what happened...to.them..
Trowa: DUO!!! U DID IT!!!
Duo:Um....no..heh heh..WAHHHHHHH...Ummmmmm...The Toaster Did it!!!
Wufei: Uh! INJUSTICE! Poor Duo. All of you die!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: I think Dorothy did it...
Wufei: You mean the weird eyebrowed b!tch?
Quatre: Now now...go see Dr.Winfrey! She wil help you with your problems..
Relena: sputter I thought I killed her..o vell..
Duo: Anyone wanna watch Court TV and forget about the stupid toaster?
Quatre: I'm down with that!!
TV: Well she came to my house and she keecked muh dawg!
Duo: awwww poor doggy!
Quatre: Uh! Keecked his dawg!! Why! How barbaric!
TV: O Don't lie you f^&*ing guy!!
Duo: Anyone want some toast!?
Quatre: I'm down with that!
5 minutes later...
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: Uh...it keecked muh dawg...so I pressed the button...and BOO- The TOASTER DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!