Celebrity Deathmatch: Mario Edition
Disclaimer Dealy: I do not own the following:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Bowser
Wario
Johnny Gomez
Nick Diamond
The Mario Series
CDM
Anyway, It's Just Clay!
ND: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch.
-Replays of the first match-
JG: If you are just joining us, Bowser was literally taken apart by Wario, who finished off the former King of all Koopas.
-Back to live action-
ND: Now our second bout, The battle of the princesses. These two couldn't wait to get at each other before the match even began. So let's see what these two do in the ring!
-In the ring-
JG: The ring has been decorated as a traditional four corner bed. The ring was painted during the break to look like a mattress, and the corners were installed.
ND: Also, two chest were put in two corners of the ring, one with D, and one with P. Each lady will get her own chest full of deadly weapons to put away her opponent.
JG: Here come our combatants.
-Peach appears from one corners of the Deathmatch arena, as Daisy appears from the other. Both enter the ring, and stare each other down.
Mills: Now just because your royalty, doesn't give you any higher authorities in this ring. I want a good, clean fight from both of you.
Let's get it on!
-Bell rings-
JG: And this match is underway. Both ladies go over to there separate chests, and pull out a weapon of death!
ND: That's right, Peach has pulled out a mace, used in the Middle Ages by the knights.
JG: And Daisy has pulled out a broadsword. We weren't kidding when these chests had every weapon of death!
Peach: Hey, Daisy... You may be a princess, but you're a princess of a kingdom no one even know about!
Daisy: Oh yea, Ms. I got a better kingdom than me, bring it on!
-Both ladies run at each other. Peach swings the mace at Daisy, who blocks it with the sword. Daisy then swings the sword at Peach, who ducks it. While she is ducked, she swings the mace at Daisy's foot.-
Daisy: OWWW... -She hobbles around the rings in pain.- What was that for!
Peach: Same reason for this!
JG: OH, she just swung the mace at her back. Daisy now has some nice new holes in the middle of her back.
Daisy: Oh yea, we'll see about that. -She runs over to her chest, and pulls out a chainsaw-
ND: Johnny, that could really hurt someone down in the ring.
JG: Well, Nick, the more pain, the more you gain!
-Both announcers laugh-
-Daisy runs towards Peach with the chainsaw, and swings down. Peach screams, as the chainsaw cuts off Peach's left arm.-
Peach: You little bitch! I will get back for that! How am I supposed to run my Kingdom with only one arm.
-Peach runs back to her chest and pulls out a saw-
Peach: It may not be much, but it will get me somewhere.
-Peach runs at Daisy with the saw, and slices at Daisy's head. She catches Daisy's ear, which falls to the ring.
Peach: Here, let's have a taste. -Peach picks up the ear, and shoves it down Daisy's throat-
Daisy: -Gagging-
JG: Ooo, that could've hurt. And remember kids, eating one's own parts can also be dangerous! -Cash register rings-
ND: Johnny, what's with those PSA's?
JG: What PSA's, Nick?
Daisy: -After regaining herself- You're gonna pay for that. -She runs over to her chest, and pulls out a giant bob-omb.- This will do you in!
-Daisy climbs up the top ropes, lights the fuse on the bob-omb, and leaps into the air. Peach moves out of the way, and Daisy lands mouth first on the bob-omb, swallowing it.-
ND: Johnny, I don't think she's gonna last for very long!
-Daisy starts shivering around the ring, before exploding everyone in the Deathmatch arena.
JG: Very disgusting!
Mills: And the winner is... Peach!
ND: Very interesting match indeed!
JG: We will be back with the Main Event, after this Part break. Check the Chapter list for Match 3, after this!
Disclaimer Dealy: I do not own the following:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Bowser
Wario
Johnny Gomez
Nick Diamond
The Mario Series
CDM
Anyway, It's Just Clay!
ND: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch.
-Replays of the first match-
JG: If you are just joining us, Bowser was literally taken apart by Wario, who finished off the former King of all Koopas.
-Back to live action-
ND: Now our second bout, The battle of the princesses. These two couldn't wait to get at each other before the match even began. So let's see what these two do in the ring!
-In the ring-
JG: The ring has been decorated as a traditional four corner bed. The ring was painted during the break to look like a mattress, and the corners were installed.
ND: Also, two chest were put in two corners of the ring, one with D, and one with P. Each lady will get her own chest full of deadly weapons to put away her opponent.
JG: Here come our combatants.
-Peach appears from one corners of the Deathmatch arena, as Daisy appears from the other. Both enter the ring, and stare each other down.
Mills: Now just because your royalty, doesn't give you any higher authorities in this ring. I want a good, clean fight from both of you.
Let's get it on!
-Bell rings-
JG: And this match is underway. Both ladies go over to there separate chests, and pull out a weapon of death!
ND: That's right, Peach has pulled out a mace, used in the Middle Ages by the knights.
JG: And Daisy has pulled out a broadsword. We weren't kidding when these chests had every weapon of death!
Peach: Hey, Daisy... You may be a princess, but you're a princess of a kingdom no one even know about!
Daisy: Oh yea, Ms. I got a better kingdom than me, bring it on!
-Both ladies run at each other. Peach swings the mace at Daisy, who blocks it with the sword. Daisy then swings the sword at Peach, who ducks it. While she is ducked, she swings the mace at Daisy's foot.-
Daisy: OWWW... -She hobbles around the rings in pain.- What was that for!
Peach: Same reason for this!
JG: OH, she just swung the mace at her back. Daisy now has some nice new holes in the middle of her back.
Daisy: Oh yea, we'll see about that. -She runs over to her chest, and pulls out a chainsaw-
ND: Johnny, that could really hurt someone down in the ring.
JG: Well, Nick, the more pain, the more you gain!
-Both announcers laugh-
-Daisy runs towards Peach with the chainsaw, and swings down. Peach screams, as the chainsaw cuts off Peach's left arm.-
Peach: You little bitch! I will get back for that! How am I supposed to run my Kingdom with only one arm.
-Peach runs back to her chest and pulls out a saw-
Peach: It may not be much, but it will get me somewhere.
-Peach runs at Daisy with the saw, and slices at Daisy's head. She catches Daisy's ear, which falls to the ring.
Peach: Here, let's have a taste. -Peach picks up the ear, and shoves it down Daisy's throat-
Daisy: -Gagging-
JG: Ooo, that could've hurt. And remember kids, eating one's own parts can also be dangerous! -Cash register rings-
ND: Johnny, what's with those PSA's?
JG: What PSA's, Nick?
Daisy: -After regaining herself- You're gonna pay for that. -She runs over to her chest, and pulls out a giant bob-omb.- This will do you in!
-Daisy climbs up the top ropes, lights the fuse on the bob-omb, and leaps into the air. Peach moves out of the way, and Daisy lands mouth first on the bob-omb, swallowing it.-
ND: Johnny, I don't think she's gonna last for very long!
-Daisy starts shivering around the ring, before exploding everyone in the Deathmatch arena.
JG: Very disgusting!
Mills: And the winner is... Peach!
ND: Very interesting match indeed!
JG: We will be back with the Main Event, after this Part break. Check the Chapter list for Match 3, after this!