Celebrity Deathmatch: Mario Edition
Disclaimer Dealy: I do not own the following:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Bowser
Wario
Johnny Gomez
Nick Diamond
The Mario Series
CDM
Anyway, It's Just Clay!
ND: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch. Johnny went backstage to change into a new suit from the Daisy debris from the last match.
-Replay of the last match-
ND: If you missed that match, both princesses went back and forth using dangerous weapons to take the other down. In the end, it was Daisy's mistake that ended her life.
-Back to live action-
ND: And Johnny is finally back, hey Johnny! -Johnny is wearing a very colorful, striped shirt and shorts-
JG: Nick, what did you do with my spare suit?
ND: Nothing, Johnny. -He snickers-
JG: I couldn't find it anywhere in my dressing room. I had to borrow these from our producer.
ND: Well, you're just in time for the Main Event.
JG: That's right, Nick
Let's show how these two ended up fighting each other. It happened at this year's E3.
-Cut to an Expo center, Mario and Luigi are walking around-
Luigi: Hey-a Mario, why do you have-a more starring roles and more-a adventures than-a me?
Mario: Because, you are-a too scared to on your adventure.
Luigi: Oh-a yea? What about my game Luigi's Mansion?
Mario: You were-a scared throughout the whole game!
Luigi: Well-a I won't be scared when I kick your-a ass right now!
CDM spy: Wait, you two. Why don't you come to the Deathmatch arena and settle your differences there?
Mario: Good-a idea
Luigi: Yea, I'll see you there, Mario.
-Back to real time-
ND: So, it's just another match about who has the most power in the family!
JG: That's right, Nick.
Now, it's time for the match we like to call, Momma Mia, thas a spicy plumber.
ND: This match will have the ring covered with dirt. In each corner there will be a traditional Mario pipe. The pipes lead to under the ring, where traditional Mario items will be there. Those include a hammer, bob-omb, mushroom, fire flower, starman, and raccoon leaf. There are also a couple of beam swords from Super Smash Bros., as well as numerous enemies from the games as well.
JG: The Mario Bros. are entering the ring, so let's get this match underway.
-In the ring-
Mills: Ok, you two, I want a good, clean fight. No pizza breaks, no spaghetti breaks, and Bowser was taken care of in the first match, so no worries about him.
Let's get it on!
-Bell rings-
JG: And the match of gaming supremacy begins. And Luigi quickly runs away from Mario around the ring!
-Luigi runs from Mario around the ring in circles, until he finally jumps into one of the pipes. Mario stops, and looks around. Luigi appears in the opposite corner of the pipe in disappeared in, holding a mushroom.-
Luigi: Hey-a, Mario, look what I-a got.
-Mario turns around, and sees Luigi holding the mushroom, who finally eats it. He grows double his size-
Mario: Oh-a crap.
Luigi: -In a deep voice- Now I-a got ya know, Mario.
-He runs at Mario and runs him over with his shoulder. Luigi then picks Mario up, twirls him in Mid-air, and runs away. Mario, who is still twirling in mid-air, stops, then falls 12 feet to the ring.-
JG: Mario was just flattened with that move by Luigi, who has now returned to normal size.
-Mario gets up, and jumps into the pipe nearest to him. He comes out the same pipe holding a fire flower. He eats it and becomes Fire Mario-
Mario: Hey-a, Luigi, prepare to-a eat fire!
-Luigi turns around just as a fireball lunges towards him and catches his right arm.-
Luigi: AHH MY-A ARMS ON FIRE!
-He runs around the ring like a little child, yelling and screaming. Mario lets off another fireball on Luigi. Two more catch his right arm, and now causes the arm to burn off.-
Mario: Ha, how-a you gonna beat me now with only one arm Luigi.
Luigi: Did you forget, Mario. I am-a left-handed!
-Luigi dives into the nearest pipe, and comes out with a Goomba in his hand and a Koopa Troopa under his arm. Luigi tosses the Goomba off Mario, who then loses his Fire Power.-
Mario: You-a ass. I'll get-a you for that.
-Luigi then jumps on top of the Koopa Troopa, grabs the shell, and tosses it Mario's leg. The shell is going so fast, it takes off Mario's left leg.-
Luigi: Thas for the arm, ass.
Mario: Oh-a yea! Well I will have to take-a care of that.
JG: Mario dives into the pipe and comes up with a Raccoon leaf. What is he going to do with that?
-Mario eats the raccoon leaf and turns into Raccoon Mario. He jumps off the pipe, and runs at Luigi. Just as he reaches Luigi, he swings around and smacks Luigi's leg with his tail. The leg goes flying into the crowd.-
Popcorn Vendor: Popcorn here! Get your nice fresh popcorn.
-The leg flies above the popcorn vendor, hits a light fixture, and falls straight on his head, killing him instantly.-
Mario: Sorry, mister!
ND: Looks like Luigi is taking advantage of Mario's kindness and jumps into the pipe. He comes out with a beam sword from the SSB!
-Luigi hops towards Mario, and taps him on the shoulder.-
Luigi: This ends your-a career, and starts-a mine, Mario.
-Luigi swings the sword at Mario's neck, decapitating him on the spot. The carcass of Mario falls forward.
Mills: And the winner is... Luigi!
ND: Looks like Luigi's dreams have just come true. He is going to get more starting roles in the Mario games.
JG: That's true, Nick. That's all the time we have for tonight, for Nick Diamond, I am Johnny Gomez. Good Fight, Good Night!
I will be writing a Zelda one, so if you enjoyed this, I will have one in the Zelda category later.
Disclaimer Dealy: I do not own the following:
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Daisy
Bowser
Wario
Johnny Gomez
Nick Diamond
The Mario Series
CDM
Anyway, It's Just Clay!
ND: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch. Johnny went backstage to change into a new suit from the Daisy debris from the last match.
-Replay of the last match-
ND: If you missed that match, both princesses went back and forth using dangerous weapons to take the other down. In the end, it was Daisy's mistake that ended her life.
-Back to live action-
ND: And Johnny is finally back, hey Johnny! -Johnny is wearing a very colorful, striped shirt and shorts-
JG: Nick, what did you do with my spare suit?
ND: Nothing, Johnny. -He snickers-
JG: I couldn't find it anywhere in my dressing room. I had to borrow these from our producer.
ND: Well, you're just in time for the Main Event.
JG: That's right, Nick
Let's show how these two ended up fighting each other. It happened at this year's E3.
-Cut to an Expo center, Mario and Luigi are walking around-
Luigi: Hey-a Mario, why do you have-a more starring roles and more-a adventures than-a me?
Mario: Because, you are-a too scared to on your adventure.
Luigi: Oh-a yea? What about my game Luigi's Mansion?
Mario: You were-a scared throughout the whole game!
Luigi: Well-a I won't be scared when I kick your-a ass right now!
CDM spy: Wait, you two. Why don't you come to the Deathmatch arena and settle your differences there?
Mario: Good-a idea
Luigi: Yea, I'll see you there, Mario.
-Back to real time-
ND: So, it's just another match about who has the most power in the family!
JG: That's right, Nick.
Now, it's time for the match we like to call, Momma Mia, thas a spicy plumber.
ND: This match will have the ring covered with dirt. In each corner there will be a traditional Mario pipe. The pipes lead to under the ring, where traditional Mario items will be there. Those include a hammer, bob-omb, mushroom, fire flower, starman, and raccoon leaf. There are also a couple of beam swords from Super Smash Bros., as well as numerous enemies from the games as well.
JG: The Mario Bros. are entering the ring, so let's get this match underway.
-In the ring-
Mills: Ok, you two, I want a good, clean fight. No pizza breaks, no spaghetti breaks, and Bowser was taken care of in the first match, so no worries about him.
Let's get it on!
-Bell rings-
JG: And the match of gaming supremacy begins. And Luigi quickly runs away from Mario around the ring!
-Luigi runs from Mario around the ring in circles, until he finally jumps into one of the pipes. Mario stops, and looks around. Luigi appears in the opposite corner of the pipe in disappeared in, holding a mushroom.-
Luigi: Hey-a, Mario, look what I-a got.
-Mario turns around, and sees Luigi holding the mushroom, who finally eats it. He grows double his size-
Mario: Oh-a crap.
Luigi: -In a deep voice- Now I-a got ya know, Mario.
-He runs at Mario and runs him over with his shoulder. Luigi then picks Mario up, twirls him in Mid-air, and runs away. Mario, who is still twirling in mid-air, stops, then falls 12 feet to the ring.-
JG: Mario was just flattened with that move by Luigi, who has now returned to normal size.
-Mario gets up, and jumps into the pipe nearest to him. He comes out the same pipe holding a fire flower. He eats it and becomes Fire Mario-
Mario: Hey-a, Luigi, prepare to-a eat fire!
-Luigi turns around just as a fireball lunges towards him and catches his right arm.-
Luigi: AHH MY-A ARMS ON FIRE!
-He runs around the ring like a little child, yelling and screaming. Mario lets off another fireball on Luigi. Two more catch his right arm, and now causes the arm to burn off.-
Mario: Ha, how-a you gonna beat me now with only one arm Luigi.
Luigi: Did you forget, Mario. I am-a left-handed!
-Luigi dives into the nearest pipe, and comes out with a Goomba in his hand and a Koopa Troopa under his arm. Luigi tosses the Goomba off Mario, who then loses his Fire Power.-
Mario: You-a ass. I'll get-a you for that.
-Luigi then jumps on top of the Koopa Troopa, grabs the shell, and tosses it Mario's leg. The shell is going so fast, it takes off Mario's left leg.-
Luigi: Thas for the arm, ass.
Mario: Oh-a yea! Well I will have to take-a care of that.
JG: Mario dives into the pipe and comes up with a Raccoon leaf. What is he going to do with that?
-Mario eats the raccoon leaf and turns into Raccoon Mario. He jumps off the pipe, and runs at Luigi. Just as he reaches Luigi, he swings around and smacks Luigi's leg with his tail. The leg goes flying into the crowd.-
Popcorn Vendor: Popcorn here! Get your nice fresh popcorn.
-The leg flies above the popcorn vendor, hits a light fixture, and falls straight on his head, killing him instantly.-
Mario: Sorry, mister!
ND: Looks like Luigi is taking advantage of Mario's kindness and jumps into the pipe. He comes out with a beam sword from the SSB!
-Luigi hops towards Mario, and taps him on the shoulder.-
Luigi: This ends your-a career, and starts-a mine, Mario.
-Luigi swings the sword at Mario's neck, decapitating him on the spot. The carcass of Mario falls forward.
Mills: And the winner is... Luigi!
ND: Looks like Luigi's dreams have just come true. He is going to get more starting roles in the Mario games.
JG: That's true, Nick. That's all the time we have for tonight, for Nick Diamond, I am Johnny Gomez. Good Fight, Good Night!
I will be writing a Zelda one, so if you enjoyed this, I will have one in the Zelda category later.