The puppets never understood the lesson about time Tony the Talking Clock was attempting to teach them. For that, the talking clock must punish them for their ignorance. [One-Shot]

When Shrignold meets her new 'family' they aren't quite as loving as she would have hoped. Aidan is obsessive and overly affectionate and Toni is bad tempered and cold. Oh, well...

So this is my first foray into the DHMIS fandom, it is an OT3 with the pairing being Harry x Paige x Tony which I am not sure if this pairing has a name just yet but I am not sure it might. At either rate I know with the creativity and time there will be a name and I just love DHMIS so much and this pairing and just everything about DHMIS is amazing anywho I hope you all.. Enjoy

Shrignold decides to show Manny where his 'love juices' are made, and then explore his 'tunnel of love'. This was split into two parts on Tumblr, but I thought I'd combine them for here. This is definitely a smutfic.

(A fanfiction based on a wacky headcanon I made a little while back, as to why the main trio eat raw chicken. Whether or not you wanna take it seriously is up to you.) Red's friends have just moved in, and now it's dinner time! Unfortunately, Red didn't think that part through as well as he should have.

An AU in which the yellow friend joins the love cult.

A short story about complimentary colours and moulting.

Just a oneshot collection of padlock, mostly fluffy stuff. Note: The ratings will vary, T being the highest so look at the Author's notes before reading as the rating WILL be in it.

Una visita inesperada resulta ser incómoda para la familia de cierta estudiante de Artes Creativas. ¿Uh? /Leve Padlock/ /Human! AU/

Harry wakes up to find himself in Japan, where he nearly becomes a Japanese TV star. Oneshot, based on that one picture on Becky Sloan's Instagram.

(Former 19th of June fans! Read this story!) Our favorite YouTube characters have turned into humans! Join them as they discover more of life's greatest mysteries, and maybe find love along the way... Rated T for violence, language, and eventual sexual themes

Robin decides to stay up one night. That's about it. Oh, and Harry's drunk again. Basically nonsense babble and Sleeptyping (or you know, a two-shot fanfic based on the Adult versions of the three puppets) Warning- May have a scene of heavy Harry/Robin later on

Harry is in despite need of a haircut since they're starting to get out of hand. Oh, and everyone ends up on the floor, so that's a plus I guess.

Harry wakes up one morning feeling different than usual. But why? Can he stop the Pizzer Dragon's assault on their trees? Joke drabble; don't take it too seriously.

Ice Hell Storytime is a thing from tumblr and I will post all my fics for it here. None of the stories will be connected in any way

You know, they say the crazy are those who dare to dream of things greater than themselves. A fine lad like you could definitely be a mad-man in disguise, waiting until the moment is ripe to take the world ablaze with your keen intuition... if not somewhat questionable mental health.

Sequel to The Last of Our Fears. Caffrin has an unsettling dream that suddenly comes true when she, along with Harry, Robin, and Manny, become living inanimate objects themselves! Now they must team up with Tony and Notepad(a.k.a. Paige) to find a way to become humans again...but have they really been reformed, or are they still under Motherboard's control...?

With her father having been missing for 13 years from going to the next town over in hopes of reclaiming his once existent fortune, Paige finally decided to find out what happened by traveling to Clockgear forest only to be caught in a whirlwind of events. A/N: Rated T for violent descriptions and later language.

A little twist to the Don't hug me i'm scared video. I have seen humanized versions of the puppets including the talking clock and the notebook. Enjoy. I DO NOT OWN THE DONT HUG ME, IM SCARED PUPPETS. Rated M: strong Violence and brief language.

Happy and cuddly padlock uvu (NOTE: THE NOTEPAD GOES BY NATALIE IN THIS.)

Paige is bored, Tony is busy. What could go wrong?

Not padlock at all.

Brought over from AO3 by request, a PWP story of Tony and the Notepad (referred to as Paige) as promised for all the DHMIS fans. Originally published on 1-22-14.

Tony calls Paige for dinner, and she's not responding. Warning: Mention of possible suicide, minor blood. Could or couldn't be padlock, it's your call.

Harry has an asphyxiation fetish. Paige accidentally finds walks in on him, and leaves tony to deal with it. HarryxTony, Rated M for major sexual themes, alcohol, slight non-con/rape, asphyxiation and yaoi.