This is my interpretation of why dhmis 1 happened and what went through the notepad's head during it. Enjoy!

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Tony the Talking Clock and Nancy the Notebook. Based on this photo: /i/9gHogexv1

Paige has picked up a new herbal habit, claiming it increases creativity. Tony thinks it's disgusting and a waste of time and decides it's time to put a stop to the nonsense, but Paige has a different idea. Warnings: Slight drug use

A mysterious council of living objects, including Notepad and Tony, plan to get rid of Harry, Robin, and Manny after they tell a close neighbor of their past encounters. With deep concern, she vows to help them and never let it happen again. But soon, the trio's fears start to come to life...literally. Could there be a much more sinister plot behind Tony and Notepad's "lessons"?

Tony looses a fight with Paige and dies. Now she waits for him to regenerate... If he does at all. Warning: Minor blood.

Paige is the owner of a bdsm club, and needs an assistant. Tony is a lord of time with too much on his hands. Good thing they're both built to handle a little violence.

A series of non romantic, non murder centric series of one shots ranging from all sorts of topics featuring all characters. Title is poking fun at the popularity of the ship not the ship itself. [Hiatus]

Red has trouble finding that fancy new lunch bar everyone's talking about. He decides to drop by at Selfridges after he and his friends discover a peculiar window display. (No pairings. Based partly on Becky Sloan's Selfridges window display. I may make a second chapter, and if I do the rating may change.)

Donnie had always been rather unique. The local authorities had always been rather superstitious. What was there to fear in a bit of unexpected rain? (No pairings. Based on a headcanon about the yellow puppet. I refer to the puppets as Red, Crowe and Donnie)

A Don't Hug Me I'm Scared fanfiction. A couple of mornings after that June nineteenth, and it still lingered. (No pairings. Also note that I refer to the puppets as Red, Crowe and Donnie.)

Paige, the personification of artistic creativity, meets Tony, the ruler of time across the universe. The two seem to have a lot in common, especially according to the three "little victims" living in the house, however the Clock and the Creative One seem to do nothing but fight, argue, and oddly enough, fall into a dreadful love/hate relationship trademarked by killing and kisses.

[PadLock] Un reloj sonando en una clase y un cuaderno ausente de creatividad, una pregunta bastante concisa. ¿Qué es mejor, el arte o el tiempo? Una guerra a medio desatar.

Paige Note is sentenced to death. But before that happens, she's sentenced to two months of house arrest with a stern ex-government worker named Tony. Everything about Tony feels so wrong to Paige, though, because he doesn't have an ounce of creativeness in his body. How will she ever stand him? Based off the DHMIS videos. Padlock. Non-sexual, but rated T for infrequent language.

Paige just wanted to be creative, but she didn't want to waste her time with Tony if this was the price.

Tony was always so obsessed with time; and it especially made sense since he was a talking clock. Yet, he seemed to be attracted to Harry(and the Notepad, but that's another story), always teasing him while going on and on about time... HarryxTony(I guess it's called Showtime?) smutfic.

"My greatest fear is that there will come a day when one of my blows will be the last you feel. I fear that someday we will unknowingly enter our last battle, which only one of us will survive. I don't know what I'd do if I was the one who survived. In simpler terms," she took a deep breath now, "my greatest fear is losing you." (One shot. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Padlock pairing.)

Harry just wanted to watch his 9:00 show, but his friends had other ideas. Short but sweet smutfic.

"Death by any hands but yours would be unbearable." Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Padlock pairing, one shot.

Ever wonder why the Notebook says 'Green is not a creative color? Fanfic for don't hug me I"m scared. Pre-video time frame. Notebook is gender neutral. Written for a friend who runs an ask blog for the notebook on tumblr.