(This story takes place back in Chris and Dan's teen years) While on one Dan's "Revenge Adventures", Chris can't help but wonder why his buddy looks so beat up...

Little Danny decides to run away from home for the night. What better place to crash than his bestie's house?

The desire burns like the infernos of hell, but can it be quenched and will he give in? Dan finds his thoughts conflicted and tormented by that of another. Constructive critiquing is welcome and appreciated.

Nightmares can be the worst thing to happen to anyone. But when Elise has them about everyone's favorite hot- head, it is a thousand times worse.

Dan breaks into a museum one night to get revenge on a woman who goes by the name of Josie. He is surprised (and angry) to find that he isn't the only person in the museum. Will Dan figure out that the ancient artifact that he stole is more powerful than he thought? Will Josie just get lost? Will Dan keep the last strand of sanity he has left by the end of this? Probably not...

Chris and Elise are expecting there first child... Chris has a question to ask Elise that hes been waiting for nine months. "Elise,is this baby mine or Dans?" What will the answer be? Find out! Read and Review Please!

Will Dan and Chris decide to act on some newly discovered feeligns and go down the more challenging road together, or will they ignore the exposed feelings, and possibly risk ruining their friendship? suck at summaries - - Cover drawn by "BrookeCanDraw" on deviantART This is basically the first fanfic in this genre that I've attempted. Be hard on me, because I'll need the help.

Dan has anger issues as we all have come to know. Dan doesn't think he has a problem. What will happen when Elise and Chris send Dan off to an anger management facility in the middle of nowhere, only to find that when they go to pick him up, he's cured? Suspicion will build, and a terrible secret will be uncovered. Cover photo by cryptvokeeper on dA.

After confusing a project Elise is working on as antacid, Chris and Dan switch bodies. Rated T, because I'm paranoid.

A little spin off of the "Rainbows are nature's rainbows" scene from Dan Vs. Technology! Thanks SO MUCH for all the reviews and follows on the other Dan Vs. fic! I probably will write more soon!

How will Dan fair after finally snapping when Mr. Mumbles is hit by a car? Will he come back to his senses before new found medical problems put him down for good? WARNING! Sensitive material such as dead animals and insane people!

Chris recalls the conversation he had with Elise about jumping off a cliff because of Dan; however, it's more then just an expression for Chris and Dan.

When Chrystal moves to town,she somehow moved into a house next door to Chris and Elise.As she meets Dan,can she help him find true love?

It's a week before Valentine's Day and Dan keeps finding notes from a secret admirer, he takes these notes as a threat and sets out to find this person immediately with the help of Chris of course!

Dan discovers his feelings for Chris. Chris/Dan Kind of OOC

Rule 63. Cisswap. When Dan makes a misogynistic comment during a visit to Madame Zelda, she curses both him and Chris. They wake up the next morning in another world where everyone is the opposite sex, including themselves, and no one knows what happened except them! Meanwhile, Chris deals with his unwanted attraction for Dan's female form. Dan/Chris. Dana/Christina.

Just another revenge plot of Dan but this time dealing with a milk truck? My first fanfic.

These single stories take place in an AU, where Dan* has become a 'friend' to Dan instead of enemies and they are roommates/revenge buddies. It starts off as a semi-friendship but might change later on.. *bad summary but stories are for laughs*

One of Dans' many enemies is back and looking for a well-deserved revenge. Will Dan be able to take this enemy down or will he be defeated? Who is this enemy? How will the revenge be gotten? Why are still reading this? Find out inside & watch the story unfold. Rated 'T' for now but might change later on...

A quick look into Mr. Mumbles' head and how she really feels about Dan. Mr. Mumbles' POV

NOT DEAD! UPDATES SLOWLY. Sequel to Jumping. Chris reveals his decision to Elise and starts a new life with Dan. Chris' POV. Established Relationship. Dan/Chris.

This isn't related to Homestuck AT ALL. Dan is convinced by Chris to get a computer and sign up for a chatting website. Dan begins getting trolled almost immediately by some stranger that goes by, ID25* How will Dan manage to win this seemingly hopeless battle?

A sequel to Dan Vs. Hortense, in which Dan and Florence get hitched at long last ! Dan still has a bit of a wandering eye for Hortense. Will Flo be enough to keep his eyes in his sockets and stay committed fully to her ? Rated T for mention of Dan's fantasies.

Dan takes some time to reflect on his past. A/N something i had to type up for english class.

Takes place shortly after the Wedding episode, and will be writing a sequel and insinuations that Dan might have a tidbit of pervert in him.