What will Dan do when he wakes up to find he has a secret admirer? Why does Dan want revenge on said, secret admirer? Read on, and you shall gain knowledge. Enjoy! I have added on to the chapters, and made appropriate changes to make things move slower and overall improve the story. Hope everyone will be satisfied!

Dan wakes up one day to find crazed fangirls surrounding him. What funny things will happen when he wages war upon them? Find out right now! The picture depicted for the cover of sorts is drawn by eddave on Deviantart.

Inspired by Phineas and Ferb's Rollercoaster: The Musical, AgentGoldfish brings you Dan Vs New Mexico: The Musical!

Dan hates the Department of Motor Vehicles. Chris' POV. One-Shot. Dan/Chris.

i change my writing format to something that people can read and tell me what do you think of?

SMUTFIC! Chris contemplates his lover's feelings for him. Chris' POV. One-Shot. Established Relationship. Dan/Chris.

After the Thanksgiving with the In-laws, Dan is alone for the Holidays. Or so he might think. Chapters will go up in rating as story progresses. Apologies for delay in updating.

Full title "Dan Vs Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future" Dan takes on the classic tale of Scrooge and the ghosts in this Christmas Carol parody by AgentGoldfish.

A very familiar nemesis of Dan's returns with his own plans of twisted vengeance. Based on Dan vs. Imposter Dan. Non-consensual slash fic. Errors in chapter 5 now amended.

Chris finds Dan crying in his doorway, but what for? Being Dan's only friend, Chris is moved to comfort Dan in his most dire time of need.

In Dan Vs. The Barber, what if that had been Dan and Chris' last conversation? "I used to have a friend named Dan. He's dead to me now." In Chris' POV. Rated for mentions of blood and main character death and I'm paranoid.

A woman who looks almost exactly like Dan learns why love, sex, marriage and children aren't so bad as she originally thought.

The tables are turned it's up to Dan to help Chris with a very serious ordeal of Elise leaving him. Can they find a way to mend things or will this new dilemma change things forever? Dan vs. fanfiction. Rating subject to change along with genre.

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Dan/Chris. Bit of a flashback, really. Dan and Chris a couple of years ago. Dan's trying to get Chris to go out with him, but Chris is uncomfortable with being seen in a gay relationship. Dan tries to convince him the hard way, which Chris agrees to try.