Will Zidane admit to any more secrets? Who else will be interviewed, and
will any surprising secrets come out? Why are the interviews getting
longer!? X__X Find out now!
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[We see a hand dart out from behind the camera and prod Zidane.]
Kuja: Yeah, Ziddy, anything else you wanna share? Keh heh!
Zidane: Umm. Don't think so. Sorry.
Beatrix: ...Onwards to Garnet then!
Kuja: *sighs* Ziddy, you're such a spoilsport. So don't blame me if I suddenly remember something I want to share with the camera in your absence.
Zidane: Whatever. Now can I get dressed?
[Kuja and Beatrix get bundled out of the room. The view spins slightly as the camera gets passed over to Beatrix. Kuja pops up from underneath the camera's view and smiles.]
Kuja: We've interviewed the stalk-ee. So, quite obviously, we now have to interview the stalker! Keh heh! *starts walking* Lessee...after Garnet, we've only got Quina left...
Beatrix: We're not gonna do the supporting cast?
Kuja: No...I think we'll put THEM on a sequel video...heh. Ah, here we are.
[Kuja opens the door, and we see Garnet dancing around the room, humming vaguely. Kuja snickers at the camera.]
Kuja: We're getting this, right? Keep the camera rolling; she might try the splits...
[At this point, Garnet notices them and gasps, blushing. She quickly turns off the Walkman slipped on her trousers and tries to look innocent. Kuja matches her expression.]
Kuja: Can we interview you?
Garnet: Sure!
Beatrix: Don't you even wanna know what for?
Garnet: Hell no. If I'm on camera, I'm happy! ^__^
Kuja: *sweatdrops* Rrrrrrrright. Well, we've heard from Zidane that you ambushed him in the shower. Any comment?
Garnet: Hmm...he told you he was nekkid?
Kuja: -__-;; That was pretty obvious - he WAS in the shower.
Garnet: ...He told you I was nekkid?
Kuja: O__o No...so, why were YOU naked, or 'nekkid'? HE was the one taking a shower.
Garnet: *looks innocent* My shower broke, too. So I thought to save water and money, we could share. He wasn't quite as enthusiastic as I was. *sigh*
Kuja: You're telling me YOUR shower broke? At the same time as Zidane's?
Garnet: Yup. Go see for yourself.
[Kuja gets out of his seat, and pokes his head around the open bathroom door. He starts laughing, and sits back down.]
Beatrix: Uh. Care to share what's so funny?
Kuja: It...aha...it's only broken because she...she...*laughs harder* she's put a welder to the showerhead and turned the water up full...it...HAHA...it's exploded!
Beatrix: Whoa. That's one desperate gal...
[Garnet falls back onto the couch and clutches at one of the pillows.]
Garnet: Not desperate. Just head-over-heels in love with him!
Beatrix: You mean, the same way you've been "head-over-heels in love" with every guy playing any lead role in any film or game since goodness only knows when?
Kuja: Ooo, you have inside information?
Garnet: Zidane's different!
Beatrix: ¬__¬ The same way every guy playing any lead role in a-
Garnet: Shut up!
Kuja: ^__^ Don't! This is fun! Keh heh!
Garnet: Hey, you wanna see something?
Kuja: Not if it involves any other weirdoes running around in towels...
Garnet: It doesn't, I promise.
[Garnet skips over to the cupboard.]
Garnet: Wait - will Zidane be watching this...whatever-it-is you're filming?
Kuja: Nope. *under his breath* Unless he buys it, that is...
[Garnet grins and swings the door wide open. Kuja winces and looks away, and the view lurches as Beatrix does the same. Unfortunately, she couldn't move fast enough, and we still get a glimpse, albeit a short one, of the picture lining the walls of Garnet's in-built Zidane Shrine.]
Kuja: I did NOT need to see that! Garnet! You promised!
Beatrix: Correction - she promised there weren't any towels. She never said anything about there being no naked pictures.
Kuja: Garnet - WHERE did you get naked pictures of Zidane!?
Garnet: Well, these ones are from when he was a 'porn star', and I took these myse-
Beatrix: Did I just hear her right?
Kuja: O__O Back up a sec! WHAT did you say?
Garnet: ...When?
Kuja: Did we hear you say 'porn star'!? In the context of Zidane was one!?
Garnet: He always will be to me. *__*
Kuja: *cracking up* This is too rich!
[A little red dot starts flashing in the corner of the screen.]
Beatrix: Kuja, we've gotta go find Quina. We're running out of batteries, and we won't have enough power left unless we go now.
Kuja: But I wanna hear more about this!
[A hand shoots out and grabs Kuja by the arm, and proceeds to drag him, still laughing, out of the room.]
Beatrix: Thanks for the interview, Garnet!
Kuja: ^___^ Yeah! *snicker* You've been a big help!
[Once they get out of the room, Beatrix hands the camera over to Kuja, and pops into out view.]
Beatrix: 5 down, 1 to go! Quina, here we come!
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Ooooo! What will Quina have to say? And will we get the asnswer to the question everyone wants to know - what gender is Quina anyway!? You'll have to wait and see in the next chapter of "Life Behind the Fantasy!" ^__^ Bheh!
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[We see a hand dart out from behind the camera and prod Zidane.]
Kuja: Yeah, Ziddy, anything else you wanna share? Keh heh!
Zidane: Umm. Don't think so. Sorry.
Beatrix: ...Onwards to Garnet then!
Kuja: *sighs* Ziddy, you're such a spoilsport. So don't blame me if I suddenly remember something I want to share with the camera in your absence.
Zidane: Whatever. Now can I get dressed?
[Kuja and Beatrix get bundled out of the room. The view spins slightly as the camera gets passed over to Beatrix. Kuja pops up from underneath the camera's view and smiles.]
Kuja: We've interviewed the stalk-ee. So, quite obviously, we now have to interview the stalker! Keh heh! *starts walking* Lessee...after Garnet, we've only got Quina left...
Beatrix: We're not gonna do the supporting cast?
Kuja: No...I think we'll put THEM on a sequel video...heh. Ah, here we are.
[Kuja opens the door, and we see Garnet dancing around the room, humming vaguely. Kuja snickers at the camera.]
Kuja: We're getting this, right? Keep the camera rolling; she might try the splits...
[At this point, Garnet notices them and gasps, blushing. She quickly turns off the Walkman slipped on her trousers and tries to look innocent. Kuja matches her expression.]
Kuja: Can we interview you?
Garnet: Sure!
Beatrix: Don't you even wanna know what for?
Garnet: Hell no. If I'm on camera, I'm happy! ^__^
Kuja: *sweatdrops* Rrrrrrrright. Well, we've heard from Zidane that you ambushed him in the shower. Any comment?
Garnet: Hmm...he told you he was nekkid?
Kuja: -__-;; That was pretty obvious - he WAS in the shower.
Garnet: ...He told you I was nekkid?
Kuja: O__o No...so, why were YOU naked, or 'nekkid'? HE was the one taking a shower.
Garnet: *looks innocent* My shower broke, too. So I thought to save water and money, we could share. He wasn't quite as enthusiastic as I was. *sigh*
Kuja: You're telling me YOUR shower broke? At the same time as Zidane's?
Garnet: Yup. Go see for yourself.
[Kuja gets out of his seat, and pokes his head around the open bathroom door. He starts laughing, and sits back down.]
Beatrix: Uh. Care to share what's so funny?
Kuja: It...aha...it's only broken because she...she...*laughs harder* she's put a welder to the showerhead and turned the water up full...it...HAHA...it's exploded!
Beatrix: Whoa. That's one desperate gal...
[Garnet falls back onto the couch and clutches at one of the pillows.]
Garnet: Not desperate. Just head-over-heels in love with him!
Beatrix: You mean, the same way you've been "head-over-heels in love" with every guy playing any lead role in any film or game since goodness only knows when?
Kuja: Ooo, you have inside information?
Garnet: Zidane's different!
Beatrix: ¬__¬ The same way every guy playing any lead role in a-
Garnet: Shut up!
Kuja: ^__^ Don't! This is fun! Keh heh!
Garnet: Hey, you wanna see something?
Kuja: Not if it involves any other weirdoes running around in towels...
Garnet: It doesn't, I promise.
[Garnet skips over to the cupboard.]
Garnet: Wait - will Zidane be watching this...whatever-it-is you're filming?
Kuja: Nope. *under his breath* Unless he buys it, that is...
[Garnet grins and swings the door wide open. Kuja winces and looks away, and the view lurches as Beatrix does the same. Unfortunately, she couldn't move fast enough, and we still get a glimpse, albeit a short one, of the picture lining the walls of Garnet's in-built Zidane Shrine.]
Kuja: I did NOT need to see that! Garnet! You promised!
Beatrix: Correction - she promised there weren't any towels. She never said anything about there being no naked pictures.
Kuja: Garnet - WHERE did you get naked pictures of Zidane!?
Garnet: Well, these ones are from when he was a 'porn star', and I took these myse-
Beatrix: Did I just hear her right?
Kuja: O__O Back up a sec! WHAT did you say?
Garnet: ...When?
Kuja: Did we hear you say 'porn star'!? In the context of Zidane was one!?
Garnet: He always will be to me. *__*
Kuja: *cracking up* This is too rich!
[A little red dot starts flashing in the corner of the screen.]
Beatrix: Kuja, we've gotta go find Quina. We're running out of batteries, and we won't have enough power left unless we go now.
Kuja: But I wanna hear more about this!
[A hand shoots out and grabs Kuja by the arm, and proceeds to drag him, still laughing, out of the room.]
Beatrix: Thanks for the interview, Garnet!
Kuja: ^___^ Yeah! *snicker* You've been a big help!
[Once they get out of the room, Beatrix hands the camera over to Kuja, and pops into out view.]
Beatrix: 5 down, 1 to go! Quina, here we come!
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Ooooo! What will Quina have to say? And will we get the asnswer to the question everyone wants to know - what gender is Quina anyway!? You'll have to wait and see in the next chapter of "Life Behind the Fantasy!" ^__^ Bheh!