It's the last character - the last chapter. Will Quina let the video go out
with a bang? Well, I'm not sure yet either, so let's just see what happens
with this! ^___^
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[Our view moves down the hallway, onto the last door with a name on it - Quina Quen. Beatrix knocks on the door.]
Quina: Yeah?
Beatrix: It's Beatrix and Kuja, here for an interview. Can we come in?
Quina: Sure!
[Beatrix opens the door, and we see Quina sitting on the couch, tugging at one of the shoes.]
Quina: Have a...ngh...seat. What did you say...ngh...this video's for?
Beatrix: End credits. Sort of a bonus thing.
Quina: I take it I'm the last on the list, eh? ^__^ Well, carry on, fire away, and so on.
Beatrix: Well, it's pointless asking about Quina's bad grammar. You don't really talk like that, then.
Quina: Ha, no. Not unless it's early in the morning.
Beatrix: ^__^ I know how that feels. So, what do you think of the costume?
Quina: It's pretty real lookin', huh? Real clumsy to move about in though - and I can't get this damn foot off! Gimme a hand?
[Beatrix starts yanking at the foot as well. We loose sight of their heads as Kuja lowers the camera.]
Kuja: Costume?
Beatrix: *giggle* Don't tell me I'm not the only misinformed one here. You really didn't know?
Quina: *laughs* It's a costume alright.
[Beatrix suddenly goes flying backwards, still clutching at the foot. She bangs her head against the wall.]
Beatrix: OW.
Quina: FINALLY.
[Quina stands up, and reaches behind his head. There's the sound of a zip, and the costume falls away...We don't get much of a look at the actor though, because at this point, Kuja drops the camera.]
Quina: ...Is he okay?
Beatrix: Kuja? ...KUJA? Hello, anyone home? ...He's completely zonked out...KUJA!
Kuja: ...huh?...Oh...oh, right.
[Kuja picks up the camera, and it focuses on the guy with the Quina suit around his ankles. Now we can see why Kuja dropped the camera - the guy's a total bishie. Flowing hair, great eyes, even better smile - the whole package. He gives Kuja and the camera a weird look before kicking the suit away and sitting down.]
Beatrix: Okay then, let's try this from the top. You don't share your character's grammar problem, then.
Quina: Nope. Although I'm no poet exactly, either.
Beatrix: So, in the...Kuja, you're dropping the camera again...that's better. In the making of the game, we all saw you eat frogs. And I'm sure we all wanna know how you did that!
Quina: Oh. *picks up the suit's head* You can see that the size of the head's pretty big, right? So there's lots of space around me. When I post a frog through the mouth here, it...is Kuja alright?
Kuja: I'm just fine. I've got a GREAT view. ^_______________^
Beatrix: ¬__¬ Heh heh...
Quina: ...Ooo-KAY. Well, there's a small cage either side of my head, by my ears. I just slip the frogs through a hatch there, and using a string either side of my nose, I can open and shut the cage door, so it can't jump back out again. Then when I get off set, they get put back in the tank.
Beatrix: Ooo! Very sneaky! Don't you get nervous with all those frogs around you? I mean, it would really suck if you had a phobia of frogs...
Quina: Nah, I'm alright. I was one of those kids who'd run out and catch frogs and insects and stuff. But because they're all damp, they smell and it hangs around the head...ugh, it reeks in there!
Beatrix: ^__^;; Lovely. Any questions left...?
Kuja: I've got one. Do you have a boyfriend? ^__^
Quina: A girlfriend, yeah.
Kuja: ;__; Nooooo...FZZT...huh? What's happening to FZZT picture?
[The picture wavers before coming back into focus.]
Kuja: Hey, B, we're FZZZZZZT battery power. Wind it up.
Beatrix: Okay, time for FZZZZT burning question. Due to the funny voice you put on, NO ONE, not even FZT cast, can tell whether Quina's a guy FZZZT girl. So, c'mon, FZTZT the beans.
Quina: FZTZTZTZTZTZ obvious? Quina's FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[At this point, everything goes black. The picture returns back to its old quality, but now we're stood at the main doors of the building. Both presenters are in the shot, although each has one arm reached behind the camera to steady it.]
Beatrix: Sorry about that, folks. Technical difficulty. We'd love to take you back to Quina-
Kuja: Me especially. *sigh* But he already left. With his GIRLFRIEND, no less. *pouts*
Beatrix: ¬__¬ Get over it. Well, we hope that you've had a good time.
Kuja: I know I did. ^__^ Lots of blackmail-worthy information, I thought.
Beatrix: We ALSO hope that you bought lots of copies of our video.
Kuja: And who knows; we might even make a sequel! Keh heh! But for now, it's I, Kuja, saying 'until we meet again, fans'!
Beatrix: And me, Beatrix, saying 'buh-bye' to you great, money-spending guys! Love you all! Unless you're BORROWING this video. In which case, GO OUT AND BUY, YA CHEAPSKATE!
Kuja: Nice touch, B...
[The video fades out.]
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Well, it's finished! And as for the hint about a sequel...don't hold your breath. Aha. But, hey, maybe if I get even a few requests, it'll jog me along...? Anyways, many thanks to everyone who's noting/noted me, it's very much appreciated! Have a good day! ^__^ *bows*
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[Our view moves down the hallway, onto the last door with a name on it - Quina Quen. Beatrix knocks on the door.]
Quina: Yeah?
Beatrix: It's Beatrix and Kuja, here for an interview. Can we come in?
Quina: Sure!
[Beatrix opens the door, and we see Quina sitting on the couch, tugging at one of the shoes.]
Quina: Have a...ngh...seat. What did you say...ngh...this video's for?
Beatrix: End credits. Sort of a bonus thing.
Quina: I take it I'm the last on the list, eh? ^__^ Well, carry on, fire away, and so on.
Beatrix: Well, it's pointless asking about Quina's bad grammar. You don't really talk like that, then.
Quina: Ha, no. Not unless it's early in the morning.
Beatrix: ^__^ I know how that feels. So, what do you think of the costume?
Quina: It's pretty real lookin', huh? Real clumsy to move about in though - and I can't get this damn foot off! Gimme a hand?
[Beatrix starts yanking at the foot as well. We loose sight of their heads as Kuja lowers the camera.]
Kuja: Costume?
Beatrix: *giggle* Don't tell me I'm not the only misinformed one here. You really didn't know?
Quina: *laughs* It's a costume alright.
[Beatrix suddenly goes flying backwards, still clutching at the foot. She bangs her head against the wall.]
Beatrix: OW.
Quina: FINALLY.
[Quina stands up, and reaches behind his head. There's the sound of a zip, and the costume falls away...We don't get much of a look at the actor though, because at this point, Kuja drops the camera.]
Quina: ...Is he okay?
Beatrix: Kuja? ...KUJA? Hello, anyone home? ...He's completely zonked out...KUJA!
Kuja: ...huh?...Oh...oh, right.
[Kuja picks up the camera, and it focuses on the guy with the Quina suit around his ankles. Now we can see why Kuja dropped the camera - the guy's a total bishie. Flowing hair, great eyes, even better smile - the whole package. He gives Kuja and the camera a weird look before kicking the suit away and sitting down.]
Beatrix: Okay then, let's try this from the top. You don't share your character's grammar problem, then.
Quina: Nope. Although I'm no poet exactly, either.
Beatrix: So, in the...Kuja, you're dropping the camera again...that's better. In the making of the game, we all saw you eat frogs. And I'm sure we all wanna know how you did that!
Quina: Oh. *picks up the suit's head* You can see that the size of the head's pretty big, right? So there's lots of space around me. When I post a frog through the mouth here, it...is Kuja alright?
Kuja: I'm just fine. I've got a GREAT view. ^_______________^
Beatrix: ¬__¬ Heh heh...
Quina: ...Ooo-KAY. Well, there's a small cage either side of my head, by my ears. I just slip the frogs through a hatch there, and using a string either side of my nose, I can open and shut the cage door, so it can't jump back out again. Then when I get off set, they get put back in the tank.
Beatrix: Ooo! Very sneaky! Don't you get nervous with all those frogs around you? I mean, it would really suck if you had a phobia of frogs...
Quina: Nah, I'm alright. I was one of those kids who'd run out and catch frogs and insects and stuff. But because they're all damp, they smell and it hangs around the head...ugh, it reeks in there!
Beatrix: ^__^;; Lovely. Any questions left...?
Kuja: I've got one. Do you have a boyfriend? ^__^
Quina: A girlfriend, yeah.
Kuja: ;__; Nooooo...FZZT...huh? What's happening to FZZT picture?
[The picture wavers before coming back into focus.]
Kuja: Hey, B, we're FZZZZZZT battery power. Wind it up.
Beatrix: Okay, time for FZZZZT burning question. Due to the funny voice you put on, NO ONE, not even FZT cast, can tell whether Quina's a guy FZZZT girl. So, c'mon, FZTZT the beans.
Quina: FZTZTZTZTZTZ obvious? Quina's FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
[At this point, everything goes black. The picture returns back to its old quality, but now we're stood at the main doors of the building. Both presenters are in the shot, although each has one arm reached behind the camera to steady it.]
Beatrix: Sorry about that, folks. Technical difficulty. We'd love to take you back to Quina-
Kuja: Me especially. *sigh* But he already left. With his GIRLFRIEND, no less. *pouts*
Beatrix: ¬__¬ Get over it. Well, we hope that you've had a good time.
Kuja: I know I did. ^__^ Lots of blackmail-worthy information, I thought.
Beatrix: We ALSO hope that you bought lots of copies of our video.
Kuja: And who knows; we might even make a sequel! Keh heh! But for now, it's I, Kuja, saying 'until we meet again, fans'!
Beatrix: And me, Beatrix, saying 'buh-bye' to you great, money-spending guys! Love you all! Unless you're BORROWING this video. In which case, GO OUT AND BUY, YA CHEAPSKATE!
Kuja: Nice touch, B...
[The video fades out.]
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Well, it's finished! And as for the hint about a sequel...don't hold your breath. Aha. But, hey, maybe if I get even a few requests, it'll jog me along...? Anyways, many thanks to everyone who's noting/noted me, it's very much appreciated! Have a good day! ^__^ *bows*