Anime Crisis: Everybody Loves Trunks?
Chapter 4: What's love got to do with it?
By Cheresuta Meiou
***Attention! Some changes are going to be made!
The Samarai Troopers names will be changed to the original japanese ones. The reason why I'm changing them is because I've gotten use to the japanses names after I watched some OVAs of them. Here they are:
Ryo - Ryo
Rowen - Touma
Kento - Shu
Cye - Shin
Sage - Seiji
Mia - Nasti
Please take not of these changes and them proceed to read this fanfic! Thank you!***
Trunks waited for Goku to finish eating all the food in Nasti's house.
"Goku, are you finished with your big lunch?" Trunks asked as he sat at the kitchen table watching him.
"Lunch? This is just a snack! They really need to get more food!"
"Ok."
"But I'm finished now. Where do you think we should go next?"
"I don't know. When did this all start anyways?"
"Have girls been chasing you around like this for a long time?"
"No, it started today. Eariler today while I was walking with Goten and my annoying self girls kept giving me odd looks. Then all of a sudden they came for me." Trunks stopped talking as he noticed that Goku wasn't paying attention. He was at the refrigerator finding leftovers of food. Then he picked up a carton of milk and drank it without looking at the expiration date.
"Um, Goku have you looked at the expiration date?"
"No, why?" Goku said as he came back to the table.
"Nevermind. As I was saying if this is some kind of trick then who could be behind it?"
"Maybe it's Akira."
"Yeah, what? Akira?"
"Akira Toriyama. You know how crasy he is. I mean come on he created us!"
Trunks just stared at him with a sweatdrop rolling down the back of his head.
"You really think the creators are doing this?"
"I don't know."
Trunks gave out a long sigh and hit himself on the head with the table as Goku began to eat more leftover food and milk. Then Shin came downstairs into the kitchen.
"Is it just me or did I see Ryo, Shu, Touma and Seiji fly out the house?"
"No, I did that. They were trying to attack me when they heard that thier girlfriends want me."
"Oh, I see." Shin came behind Goku watching him eat all of his food.
"Goku, why did you have to eat all our food?!"
"Oh sorry!"
"Besides, what are you eating now?"
"Some of this leftover egg salad and this milk. Want some?"
"Um, no. I really think you should stop eating that," Shin said nevrously.
"Mmmm, who made this? Nasti?"
"No I did but that's besides the point--"
"Well it's good!"
"But all the food and milk is probably 4 months old!"
Trunks stared and Goku with wide eyes and Goku stared at him back.
"Nani?"
"Stop eating it!"
"Oh, oh no. I really feel weird now." Goku stood up and turned to Shin.
"I really wish I knew all that before I--oh crap!" Goku puked all over Shin.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Shin shouted. "Get out of this house now!!!" Both Goku and Trunks left the house.
Meanwhile Seiji is still airborne from what Trunks did to him. Then he finally crashed landed in the Bishoujo House. He came flying through the kitchen. All the senshi already visited the hospital to fix any minor injures from the crash. Makoto was in the kitchen cooking lots of food while humming Future Trunks' image song. She was so focused on her cooking that she didn't noticed that Seiji came flying in through a window.
Upstairs Michiru was trying out a new night gown she bought especially for Trunks. It was a light aqua colored gown that showed lots of clevage and was a see-through.
"There is no way he can resist me in this," she said to herself as she looked in the mirror. Then Touma can flying through her window and landed face down behind her bed. She came out her bathroom and only saw a guy wearing a blue jacket so she thought it was Trunks.
"It must be my lucky day." She walked up to him and began to rub his back.
"Trunks, you came flying to my bedroom. Obviously you want me more than those other girls. I mean, why wouldn't you? I'm all you ever need and more. So tell me, do you like my new outfit?" As she turned him over she saw Touma with a black eye stairing at her with a stupid grin. He was very dizzy.
"Yeah, that does look nice Michiru. Too bad you're seeing that other girl because I would be with you other than Ami in a sec if you wasn't a lesbian," he said sounding like he was drunk and not knowing what he's saying.
"You bastard!" Michiru began to beat Touma over and over again. Then Haruka entered the room.
"I heard yelling. Is everything ok?" she asked.
Michiru stopped beating Touma and looked at her.
"Yes, I'm taking care of things. Hey! Isn't that my other gown?"
"Um, no I'm not wearing your gown."
"Yes you are. That's mine!"
As they were agruing Touma began to try to crawl out the room.
"Well, I look better in it," said Haruka.
"You just want to impress Trunks by using my clothes because your clothes are too boyish!"
"Well, you never looked good in it anyways!" Haruka said as she acidently stomped her foot on Touma's head.
"You don't look good in anything. Especially with less clothing like that!" Michiru screamed as she walked on Touma to get closer to Haruka.
"You didn't say that last night!" Haruka accidently kicked Touma in the face.
"I don't care what I said last night!"
"STOP HURTING ME!!!!"
"What?!?!"
Haruka and Michiru looked down and saw Touma curled up in a ball shaking with bruises on him and a bloody lip.
"So you're still here?" asked Michiru with her hands on her hips. Michiru dragged him to her window and threw him out the window. He landed in some bushes.
Downstairs Seiji began to wake up. He was on the kitchen floor in pain. Then he looked up and saw Makoto cooking lots of good smelling food. He crawled over to her and grabed her leg. She got startled so she kicked him in the face.
"Oh, Seiji?"
"Ouch, you didn't have to do that!"
"Well sorry and get out!"
"Ok, I know that we aren't together anymore but can I please have some of that food you're cooking? I haven't eaten anything."
"Sorry, no can do."
"Why?"
"Because--"
Then Usagi, Rei, Ami and Minako enter the room. They had bandages or arm casts on them.
"Wow that food smells great!" exclaimed Usagi as she limpped into the kitchen.
"Yeah, thank for fixing use lunch," said Minako as the all sat at the kitchen table. "And why is Seiji here?"
"What are you talking about? This isn't for you!" Makoto shouted. "It's a big dinner that I'm cooking for Trunks-kun and I. Now get the hell out my kitchen!" Makoto held a spatula in her hand and hit everyone in the room with it until they left the kitchen. Makoto picked up Seiji over her head and threw him out the house.
"Did she really have to hit me in the face with that thing?" Usagi asked in tears. "She probably did it because she's jealous of my beautiful face."
"You're face? Ha! Remembered I suggested to you that you should of had a entire face lift at the hospital because that's what you really need!" said Rei.
"That's it Rei you're finished!" screamed Usagi. She grabbed Ami's walking sticks that she got from the hospital. She began to beat Rei with it for a long time as Rei screamed in pain and begging her to stop. Minako and Ami just sat on the couch and sighed.
Meanwhile Misato Katsuragi was walking down the street wearing some shades and a black and white dress(like the outfit she wore in the first episode of evangelion) hoping to find Trunks.
"Where could that goregous guy be right now?" she asked herself. Then she heard screams from many girls in the distance. She ran down the street to see what was happening.
"Get out of my way you bitches! Trunks will be mine and only. All those that get in my way will have to deal with me!"
It was Asuka Langley in her red Unit 02 humanoid robot(an eva) firing at the other girls on the hunt for Trunks. Some girls teamed up like Ryoko and A-ko to try to fight her off. Ryoko flew up to the top of the eva.
"What makes you think that he would want you? All of you girls know that I'm the only one worthy of a 1/2 Saiyajin. All of you saps are too weak to be with him!" screamed Ryoko as she used her powers to attack the head of the eva. It hit it but didn't do much damage.
"Ouch! Go away! You're too ugly for him!" Asuka yelled as she hit Ryoko with her unit's arm. Ryoko was knocked backwards into a building.
"Next?"
"My turn!"
"What?!?!"
A-ko flew up to grab the arm of the eva and began to pull it back until she broke it off. Asuka screamed as she turned her eva around to use her other arm to try to grab A-ko. Misato was still on the ground growing very angry. She pushed through the crowds to get closer.
"Asuka! What are you doing!? I didn't allow you to use the eva! Obey my orders right now and take the unit back to headquarters now!!! You're being careless. You're getting yourself destoryed!" screamed Misato. "Besides, just because you're in your eva doesn't mean Trunks will like you. Instead, he will go for someone lovely like me!" Asuka turned around towards her and tried to step on her but Misato ran away. Then Asuka fired at A-ko many times as A-ko kept dodging her attacks. Finally, someone shot through the middle of Asuka's eva leaving a huge hole. The eva fell on top of many girls as they screamed in agony. Luckily, Misato wasn't there. She looked up and saw it was Rei Ayanami in her eva.
"Not you too Rei! You think you're going to get my Trunks?" said Misako with her arms crossed.
"All I know is that I won't let anyone else have him," Rei said calmly.
"But I don't think that he would like someone that's in her eva trying to kill others and destroying the rest of the city at the same time!"
Misato laughed for a very long time. While she was doing this many girls began to run away because Rei's eva began to approach Misato. Then she looked up and realized that the eva was standing before her really close. It aimed it's weapon as Misato as she began to slowly back away.
"Rei, I'm so sorry for what I said earlier. It's just that I love Trunks just as much as you do!" Misato pleaded nervously.
"Love? What does love have to do with it?" Rei asked sounding a bit puzzled. "I just feel that I need to be with him...forever and ever."
"Ugh, ok. So please stop fighting everyone in you eva because I don't think you will get Trunks that way." Misato paused and started to mumble under her breath,"Besides his going to be mine." Rei got annoyed and aimed her weapon at her.
"Watch me." Rei fired at her as Misato ran away screaming.
"Oh where is Shinji when you need him!?! AHHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile, Ryo landed in the PokeDex club...
"Ouch! Why the hell did Trunks have to do that!?!" he yelled as he rubbed his head. He looked around and saw that he landed on a table in the club. He saw sitting in front of him was a very mad Vegeta.
"Dammit! Where the hell did you fly out from?!" yelled Vegeta.
"I'm very sorry sir but your son got a little upset and threw me here!" said Ryo being very nervous.
"Why couldn't he throw your dumbass in some place like the dump!?!"
"I don't know sir!"
"Well, then get your pyro-armored ass off my table!"
Ryo jumped off the table and ran off.
"Pikachu! get me a new table!" Vegeta yelled.
"Pi!"
Ryo was about to walk out the club until he saw a Chansey(or Lucky) putting a bandage on Shu's head as he was eating 4 hamburgers.
"Shu, you're here too!" said Ryo.
"Yeah bro sit with us!" Ryo sat down at the table.
"That Trunks thinks he's so much better than us because he got our girlfriends and the rest of the girls in the animeworld chasing after him."
"I know what you are saying but I'm starting to think we were wrong in attacking him," said Ryo. "I mean he didn't mean for it to happen. Maybe we should try to help him and Goku figure out what's going on."
"Pika?" asked a Pikachu handing Ryo a menu.
"No thanks Pikachu but I'll have a soda, k?"
"Pika!" Ryo looked at the small Pokemon translator monitor on the side of the table. It read "No problem!" Before the Pikachu left Ryo stopped him.
"Hey Pikachu! Have you noticed the girls acting weird lately?"
"Pi, Pikachu...Pika!(Yes, very strangly...like in a trance!)"
"Do you have any idea why this may be?"
"Dude, you're talking to a Pikachu!" laughed Shu.
"Eat your hamburger! Anyways, have you?"
"Pika Pika. Pika Pi Pikachu Pika! (No not really. Meowth was saying weird things this morning about the girls.)"
"Like what?"
"Pika Pi Pika! (Said something that the girls will be very busy today!)
"Maybe he's behind it!"
"How would a Pokemon make tons of girls fall for Trunks?" asked Shu with lots of food in his mouth.
"Don't know..."
Hopt you liked that one! R&R please! I hope you don't mind the name changes. You see, in this animeworld they know that they are anime characters and they know about thier creators. In fact, they worship them as thier gods! The one that is head of the Pokedex Club is Ash's Pikachu and it gets all the money. Not Ash. I really don't like the show(or any other show similar) but I thought that it would be cute to put some Pokemon in anyways. I hope I'll make the next chapter much more quicker. Please check out my other stories as well! Next Chapter:
Chapter 4: Meowth's in Trouble
Chapter 4: What's love got to do with it?
By Cheresuta Meiou
***Attention! Some changes are going to be made!
The Samarai Troopers names will be changed to the original japanese ones. The reason why I'm changing them is because I've gotten use to the japanses names after I watched some OVAs of them. Here they are:
Ryo - Ryo
Rowen - Touma
Kento - Shu
Cye - Shin
Sage - Seiji
Mia - Nasti
Please take not of these changes and them proceed to read this fanfic! Thank you!***
Trunks waited for Goku to finish eating all the food in Nasti's house.
"Goku, are you finished with your big lunch?" Trunks asked as he sat at the kitchen table watching him.
"Lunch? This is just a snack! They really need to get more food!"
"Ok."
"But I'm finished now. Where do you think we should go next?"
"I don't know. When did this all start anyways?"
"Have girls been chasing you around like this for a long time?"
"No, it started today. Eariler today while I was walking with Goten and my annoying self girls kept giving me odd looks. Then all of a sudden they came for me." Trunks stopped talking as he noticed that Goku wasn't paying attention. He was at the refrigerator finding leftovers of food. Then he picked up a carton of milk and drank it without looking at the expiration date.
"Um, Goku have you looked at the expiration date?"
"No, why?" Goku said as he came back to the table.
"Nevermind. As I was saying if this is some kind of trick then who could be behind it?"
"Maybe it's Akira."
"Yeah, what? Akira?"
"Akira Toriyama. You know how crasy he is. I mean come on he created us!"
Trunks just stared at him with a sweatdrop rolling down the back of his head.
"You really think the creators are doing this?"
"I don't know."
Trunks gave out a long sigh and hit himself on the head with the table as Goku began to eat more leftover food and milk. Then Shin came downstairs into the kitchen.
"Is it just me or did I see Ryo, Shu, Touma and Seiji fly out the house?"
"No, I did that. They were trying to attack me when they heard that thier girlfriends want me."
"Oh, I see." Shin came behind Goku watching him eat all of his food.
"Goku, why did you have to eat all our food?!"
"Oh sorry!"
"Besides, what are you eating now?"
"Some of this leftover egg salad and this milk. Want some?"
"Um, no. I really think you should stop eating that," Shin said nevrously.
"Mmmm, who made this? Nasti?"
"No I did but that's besides the point--"
"Well it's good!"
"But all the food and milk is probably 4 months old!"
Trunks stared and Goku with wide eyes and Goku stared at him back.
"Nani?"
"Stop eating it!"
"Oh, oh no. I really feel weird now." Goku stood up and turned to Shin.
"I really wish I knew all that before I--oh crap!" Goku puked all over Shin.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Shin shouted. "Get out of this house now!!!" Both Goku and Trunks left the house.
Meanwhile Seiji is still airborne from what Trunks did to him. Then he finally crashed landed in the Bishoujo House. He came flying through the kitchen. All the senshi already visited the hospital to fix any minor injures from the crash. Makoto was in the kitchen cooking lots of food while humming Future Trunks' image song. She was so focused on her cooking that she didn't noticed that Seiji came flying in through a window.
Upstairs Michiru was trying out a new night gown she bought especially for Trunks. It was a light aqua colored gown that showed lots of clevage and was a see-through.
"There is no way he can resist me in this," she said to herself as she looked in the mirror. Then Touma can flying through her window and landed face down behind her bed. She came out her bathroom and only saw a guy wearing a blue jacket so she thought it was Trunks.
"It must be my lucky day." She walked up to him and began to rub his back.
"Trunks, you came flying to my bedroom. Obviously you want me more than those other girls. I mean, why wouldn't you? I'm all you ever need and more. So tell me, do you like my new outfit?" As she turned him over she saw Touma with a black eye stairing at her with a stupid grin. He was very dizzy.
"Yeah, that does look nice Michiru. Too bad you're seeing that other girl because I would be with you other than Ami in a sec if you wasn't a lesbian," he said sounding like he was drunk and not knowing what he's saying.
"You bastard!" Michiru began to beat Touma over and over again. Then Haruka entered the room.
"I heard yelling. Is everything ok?" she asked.
Michiru stopped beating Touma and looked at her.
"Yes, I'm taking care of things. Hey! Isn't that my other gown?"
"Um, no I'm not wearing your gown."
"Yes you are. That's mine!"
As they were agruing Touma began to try to crawl out the room.
"Well, I look better in it," said Haruka.
"You just want to impress Trunks by using my clothes because your clothes are too boyish!"
"Well, you never looked good in it anyways!" Haruka said as she acidently stomped her foot on Touma's head.
"You don't look good in anything. Especially with less clothing like that!" Michiru screamed as she walked on Touma to get closer to Haruka.
"You didn't say that last night!" Haruka accidently kicked Touma in the face.
"I don't care what I said last night!"
"STOP HURTING ME!!!!"
"What?!?!"
Haruka and Michiru looked down and saw Touma curled up in a ball shaking with bruises on him and a bloody lip.
"So you're still here?" asked Michiru with her hands on her hips. Michiru dragged him to her window and threw him out the window. He landed in some bushes.
Downstairs Seiji began to wake up. He was on the kitchen floor in pain. Then he looked up and saw Makoto cooking lots of good smelling food. He crawled over to her and grabed her leg. She got startled so she kicked him in the face.
"Oh, Seiji?"
"Ouch, you didn't have to do that!"
"Well sorry and get out!"
"Ok, I know that we aren't together anymore but can I please have some of that food you're cooking? I haven't eaten anything."
"Sorry, no can do."
"Why?"
"Because--"
Then Usagi, Rei, Ami and Minako enter the room. They had bandages or arm casts on them.
"Wow that food smells great!" exclaimed Usagi as she limpped into the kitchen.
"Yeah, thank for fixing use lunch," said Minako as the all sat at the kitchen table. "And why is Seiji here?"
"What are you talking about? This isn't for you!" Makoto shouted. "It's a big dinner that I'm cooking for Trunks-kun and I. Now get the hell out my kitchen!" Makoto held a spatula in her hand and hit everyone in the room with it until they left the kitchen. Makoto picked up Seiji over her head and threw him out the house.
"Did she really have to hit me in the face with that thing?" Usagi asked in tears. "She probably did it because she's jealous of my beautiful face."
"You're face? Ha! Remembered I suggested to you that you should of had a entire face lift at the hospital because that's what you really need!" said Rei.
"That's it Rei you're finished!" screamed Usagi. She grabbed Ami's walking sticks that she got from the hospital. She began to beat Rei with it for a long time as Rei screamed in pain and begging her to stop. Minako and Ami just sat on the couch and sighed.
Meanwhile Misato Katsuragi was walking down the street wearing some shades and a black and white dress(like the outfit she wore in the first episode of evangelion) hoping to find Trunks.
"Where could that goregous guy be right now?" she asked herself. Then she heard screams from many girls in the distance. She ran down the street to see what was happening.
"Get out of my way you bitches! Trunks will be mine and only. All those that get in my way will have to deal with me!"
It was Asuka Langley in her red Unit 02 humanoid robot(an eva) firing at the other girls on the hunt for Trunks. Some girls teamed up like Ryoko and A-ko to try to fight her off. Ryoko flew up to the top of the eva.
"What makes you think that he would want you? All of you girls know that I'm the only one worthy of a 1/2 Saiyajin. All of you saps are too weak to be with him!" screamed Ryoko as she used her powers to attack the head of the eva. It hit it but didn't do much damage.
"Ouch! Go away! You're too ugly for him!" Asuka yelled as she hit Ryoko with her unit's arm. Ryoko was knocked backwards into a building.
"Next?"
"My turn!"
"What?!?!"
A-ko flew up to grab the arm of the eva and began to pull it back until she broke it off. Asuka screamed as she turned her eva around to use her other arm to try to grab A-ko. Misato was still on the ground growing very angry. She pushed through the crowds to get closer.
"Asuka! What are you doing!? I didn't allow you to use the eva! Obey my orders right now and take the unit back to headquarters now!!! You're being careless. You're getting yourself destoryed!" screamed Misato. "Besides, just because you're in your eva doesn't mean Trunks will like you. Instead, he will go for someone lovely like me!" Asuka turned around towards her and tried to step on her but Misato ran away. Then Asuka fired at A-ko many times as A-ko kept dodging her attacks. Finally, someone shot through the middle of Asuka's eva leaving a huge hole. The eva fell on top of many girls as they screamed in agony. Luckily, Misato wasn't there. She looked up and saw it was Rei Ayanami in her eva.
"Not you too Rei! You think you're going to get my Trunks?" said Misako with her arms crossed.
"All I know is that I won't let anyone else have him," Rei said calmly.
"But I don't think that he would like someone that's in her eva trying to kill others and destroying the rest of the city at the same time!"
Misato laughed for a very long time. While she was doing this many girls began to run away because Rei's eva began to approach Misato. Then she looked up and realized that the eva was standing before her really close. It aimed it's weapon as Misato as she began to slowly back away.
"Rei, I'm so sorry for what I said earlier. It's just that I love Trunks just as much as you do!" Misato pleaded nervously.
"Love? What does love have to do with it?" Rei asked sounding a bit puzzled. "I just feel that I need to be with him...forever and ever."
"Ugh, ok. So please stop fighting everyone in you eva because I don't think you will get Trunks that way." Misato paused and started to mumble under her breath,"Besides his going to be mine." Rei got annoyed and aimed her weapon at her.
"Watch me." Rei fired at her as Misato ran away screaming.
"Oh where is Shinji when you need him!?! AHHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile, Ryo landed in the PokeDex club...
"Ouch! Why the hell did Trunks have to do that!?!" he yelled as he rubbed his head. He looked around and saw that he landed on a table in the club. He saw sitting in front of him was a very mad Vegeta.
"Dammit! Where the hell did you fly out from?!" yelled Vegeta.
"I'm very sorry sir but your son got a little upset and threw me here!" said Ryo being very nervous.
"Why couldn't he throw your dumbass in some place like the dump!?!"
"I don't know sir!"
"Well, then get your pyro-armored ass off my table!"
Ryo jumped off the table and ran off.
"Pikachu! get me a new table!" Vegeta yelled.
"Pi!"
Ryo was about to walk out the club until he saw a Chansey(or Lucky) putting a bandage on Shu's head as he was eating 4 hamburgers.
"Shu, you're here too!" said Ryo.
"Yeah bro sit with us!" Ryo sat down at the table.
"That Trunks thinks he's so much better than us because he got our girlfriends and the rest of the girls in the animeworld chasing after him."
"I know what you are saying but I'm starting to think we were wrong in attacking him," said Ryo. "I mean he didn't mean for it to happen. Maybe we should try to help him and Goku figure out what's going on."
"Pika?" asked a Pikachu handing Ryo a menu.
"No thanks Pikachu but I'll have a soda, k?"
"Pika!" Ryo looked at the small Pokemon translator monitor on the side of the table. It read "No problem!" Before the Pikachu left Ryo stopped him.
"Hey Pikachu! Have you noticed the girls acting weird lately?"
"Pi, Pikachu...Pika!(Yes, very strangly...like in a trance!)"
"Do you have any idea why this may be?"
"Dude, you're talking to a Pikachu!" laughed Shu.
"Eat your hamburger! Anyways, have you?"
"Pika Pika. Pika Pi Pikachu Pika! (No not really. Meowth was saying weird things this morning about the girls.)"
"Like what?"
"Pika Pi Pika! (Said something that the girls will be very busy today!)
"Maybe he's behind it!"
"How would a Pokemon make tons of girls fall for Trunks?" asked Shu with lots of food in his mouth.
"Don't know..."
Hopt you liked that one! R&R please! I hope you don't mind the name changes. You see, in this animeworld they know that they are anime characters and they know about thier creators. In fact, they worship them as thier gods! The one that is head of the Pokedex Club is Ash's Pikachu and it gets all the money. Not Ash. I really don't like the show(or any other show similar) but I thought that it would be cute to put some Pokemon in anyways. I hope I'll make the next chapter much more quicker. Please check out my other stories as well! Next Chapter:
Chapter 4: Meowth's in Trouble