Anime Crisis: Everybody Loves Trunks?
Chapter 5: Meowth's in Trouble
By Cheresuta Meiou
Goku and Trunks were flying trying to head back to the Capsule Corps. housing. When they made it they landed near Trunks' house. The both of them entered the house.
"Mom! I'm home!" Trunks yelled. His grandfather, Mr. Briefs, came up to him.
"Hey Trunks and Goku," he said. "Your mother isn't here now. Is there anything that I can do for you?"
"Well, you see all day I've been hiding and running away from girls because they say the all love me and want to be my girlfriend," Trunks explained as he walked into the living room with them.
"Well, that just means you're a very handsome guy!" said Mr. Briefs as he sat down with them on the couch. "Oh, don't tell me."
"What?"
"You're gay? Isn't that why you're with Goku?"
"Hell no!"
Goku just sat there with a blank look on his face.
"Me? I'm not gay!"
"Oh ok. That's fine. Then what's the problem?"
"That every single girl in the Animeworld is on the hunt for me. They're pratically trying to kill each other just to get to me. It's like they are under some spell."
"I see."
"Yeah, now Goku and are I just here to try to figure out how I'm going to figure out who's behind this."
"Maybe if you wait this problem with past. I mean, who would put a spell on all the girls here so they can get you?"
"I don't know."
Then Bulma and her mother comes in the house.
"Hey Dad! Why is Goku and..." Bulma said trying to finish her sentence.
"What is it?" asked Mr. Briefs.
"Trunks...it's Trunks! My wonderful son..."
"No not you too mom! I'm your son!" yelled Trunks.
"Wow, my grandson is so hot!" said Mrs. Briefs. "Come here honey!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Trunks pushed past them and ran out the house as his mother and grandmother followed.
"Come back sweety! I just wanna give you a hug because I'm so proud of my son!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Let me give you a big kiss honey!" screamed his grandmother.
"Damn, this sucks!"
Goku caught up with him.
"Hey, lets find some other place!" he suggested.
"Ok. lets go!"
They flew away and decided to head to the Pokedex Club. When they entered the club Goku entered in first as Trunks hid behind him.
"Are there any girls here?" Trunks whisphered.
"Not really."
"Good." Trunks stepped away from Goku and gave a sigh of relief.
"Did I just hear Future Trunks sigh?" asked Ramna.
"What the--"
"AH! It's you!" Ramna girl half held onto Trunks really tight.
"Oh knock it off!" He pulled her away from him and walked away.
"He touched me," she said as she fainted.
Goku got a bucket of water and poured it on her.
"No don't!!! Hey, was I hugging a dude?"
Goku and Trunks followed a Pikachu to thier table. The Pikachu handed them menus and walked off.
"Goku, do you think we will ever figure this out?" asked Trunks.
"I don't know. Maybe it is Akira."
"I don't think he would have me suffer like this."
"Are you sure you're not gay?"
"I'M SURE DAMMIT!"
"Ok, ok. Maybe if you pick a girl to go out with the rest of the girls will stop chasing you. Is there any girl that you really like?"
"Well, I thought Setsuna was pretty when I first met her," he said while blushing. "But right now she seems like a lonesome nut!"
"Anyone else?"
"Always thought Utena was ok,"
"Ok."
"And what about Lady Kayura? She's hot."
"Uh-huh."
"What? You think my taste in girls is bad?"
"I think I'll try this chicken dish," Goku said as he stared at the menu.
"GOKU!!!"
"OH! No. I think those are nice choices. You'll be perfect with a girl that has lived for thousands of years like Kayura or Setsuna."
"Gees, thanks."
"Look what we got Trunks!" Shu shouted as he came out the Pokedex's kitchen with Ryo carrying Meowth out.
"Hey let me go! Let me go! I didn't do anything!" yelled Meowth.
"Shut up!"
"What are you doing? Did you land on your head that hard?" Trunks said.
"No. But we found out who is responsible for the girls going crasy over you!" Shu put Meowth on the table.
"Whatever. I don't know what this human food processor is talking about."
"Hey! You watch it Pokemon!"
"Did you do it Meowth?"
"Maybe....not!"
"If you don't tell us the truth then we will be forced to hurt you," Shu said as he pulled his fist up in Meowth's face.
"Cut it out Shu! You don't need to threaten him to death," said Ryo.
"Yeah, listen to Mr. Armor of the Loser!"
"You tell us the truth now or I'll kick you ass!" Ryo yelled as he hit the table with his fist.
Nurse Joy was at the bar of the club talking to Broc until she heard Ryo and Shu yelling at Meowth.
"Stop that right now!" yelled Nurse Joy as she approached the table. "No one is allowed to harass the pokemon at the Pokedex Club! So A]apologize now!" Then Officer Jenny came to the table.
"Is there are problem?" she asked.
"These young men are harassing this poor little pokemon."
"I tried to tell them to stop but they wouldn't," Meowth said making a fake sob. Before the two said anything else they began to stare at Trunks in a trance.
"It's Trunks," said Nurse Joy.
"The love of my life!" said Officer Jenny.
"Here we go again," said Trunks.
Then Nurse Joy jumped on Trunks making him fall backwards in his chair and kissed him. Meanwhile Broc was watching this and began to cry.
"I was so close in having Nurse Joy be mine!" he sobbed.
"Yeah right you boring loser," said Misty.
Then Officer Jenny tried to pull her back.
"Get off of him right now! You must obey the police so get off of him!"
Joy got up, turned around to face Officer Jenny and punched her in the face.
"You don't tell me what to do!"
"Oh yeah?"
Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny began to fight.
"Great, look what I started," said Trunks getting up.
"What are you talking about? It's cool to see two hot chicks fight each other!" said Shu.
"Yeah, put them in the ring!" shouted Ryo.
"Yeah let's get them in there!" Shu carried Jenny while Ryo carried Joy into the PokeRing (in the Pokedex Club they have a special fighting ring where certain assigned people come to fight each other to entertian the costumers. It usaully happens once a week.) They threw them in the ring and they began to fight. Ash (co-owner of the club) see this and gets angry.
"Hey! We don't have a scheduled fight today!" he yelled.
"Pika Pika (Let it be)" said his Pikachu as he sees more costumers coming in to see the fight.
"Yeah kick her ass Jenny!" Shu cheered on.
"No, Joy's going to win!" laughed Ryo.
Then the rest of the Samurai Troopers came in. They were still in a little pain from before.
"Hey guys come over here! We got this girls to fight in the ring!" yelled Shu.
"Hey cool!" said Touma.
"Those dumbasses," said Trunks. Then he looks at Meowth trying to bet with Goku.
"100 bucks says that Jenny's going to win. What do you say?" says Meowth showing Goku the money.
"Meowth! Tell me are you the one that's responsible?" asked Trunks as he grabbed him.
"Yeah ok it was me! What's wrong? You're gay?"
"For the last time NOOOOO!"
"Ok ok. So what do you want me to do?"
"To stop this now! The girls are trying to kill each other for me. I don't want to find a girlfriend that way."
"I see."
"So how did you do it?"
"I put this love powder into the food of the girls were going to eat. Then afterwards I let some of this love powder get airborne but it only affected the girls of course. And that's it!"
"Ok, but how did you make the powder in a way that the girls would only love me?"
"Because I got it from Akira Toriyama-sama." Trunks fell out his chair.
"You're ok Trunks?" asked Goku.
"Yeah, I think so," he said as he climbed back in his chair.
"I told ya so!"
"Oh shut up Goku."
"Now can I go?" asked Meowth sounding impatient.
"No, tell me how do I stop it?"
"I guess you have to ask Toriyama-sama yourself."
"Wow, you're going to speak to the man yourself?" Goku gasps.
"I don't know. We've never seen the man before. How can I talk to him?"
"Maybe we could use the dragon balls to wish Toriyama-sama here!"
"Yeah, like that time we let Usagi us the dragon balls to wish Naoko Takeuchi-sama to ask her to bring back the moon because she got so upset when she learned Piccolo destroyed it."
"Yeah, just like that!"
"Too bad she was too dumb to realize that she didn't have to wish Naoko here just to get the moon back. She could of just wished the dragon to bring it back."
"Yeah, well let's get the balls now."
Meanwhile Shu jumped on the stage to annouced the winner of the fight, Officer Jenny.
"Everyone, the winner is Officer Jenny!" Jenny just stood at the side of the ring breathing hard as Joy was knock out cold on the floor.
The crowd begins to cheer.
"Now for all the saps that was betting on Joy to win, give me your money right now!" Then Jenny got mad and punched Shu in the face.
"Ha ha, look at Shu!" laughed Touma and Shin. Jenny came up to them and kicked them in the face.
"My award should be Trunks' love for me!" she annouced.
"I don't think so!"
Jenny turned around and saw all the girls in the animeworld in the club getting ready to kick her ass!
"I'm am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice! On behalf of the moon I'll--OUCH!" Sailor Uranus kicked her and she fell.
"Why does everyone stop to hear her gay-ass speech?" she asked.
"Who are you calling gay?!?!" Sailor Moon jumped on her and head-butt her a few dozen times. Then all the girls started to fight each other again.
"Wow, and all out chick fight," said Ryo.
"Shut up mortal!" said Lady Kayura as she punched him.
Then Ryoko got in the ring and beat up Officer Jenny.
Chibimoon jumps on Sailor Saturn, makes her fall, and beats her on the head over and over with her scepter(or whatever the heck Chibimoon uses). Then she stopped when she saw Sailor Pluto about to stop time. She jumped off of Saturn and ran up to Pluto.
"Not so fast Puu!" she yelled. "Time for you to go back home!" She was holding her time key getting ready to call on Chronus to open the time gates, meaning that Pluto had to go back there when it opens.(this doesn't really happen in the anime but who cares!) Pluto began to plead for her not to do that.
"You just can't Smally Lady!"
"Oh, and whynot?"
"Because I'm your mother!"
Everybody in the club stopped fighting, gasps and looks at Pluto and Chibimoon. Goku and Trunks queitly stepped out the club and flew away.
"Really?" asked Chibimoon.
"Yes, it's true!"
"Puu, I..."
Meanwhile Mamoru heard this so he put on his sunglasses and tried to walk out the club calmly, thinking to himself "what has Pluto been smoking" while whistling Moonlight Deusetsu. Then Sailor Moon saw him.
"Mamo-chan?"
"That girl's on crack! I have no idea what she's talking about!"
"So it's true."
"Yes it is Sailor Moon," said Pluto. "I'm sorry."
There was a moment of silence throughout the club.
"Well that's a load off of me! You can have her Puu-mama!"
Some people in the club fell down(classic anime style, that is).
"Uhh, um, Sailor Moon, you're the future Queen so I was expecting you to take care of her anyways," Pluto said as her eyes turned to small black dots.
"Oh no Pluto! You're the mommy so she's all yours!"
"Oh God."
"Oh yeah! Your turn to suffer! Ha ha ha!" Sailor Moon said as she annoyed Pluto by poking her on her arm constantly.
"Besides, Trunks will be the father of my future children! Ha ha ha!" This angred every girl in the club. Pluto's eyes turned back to normal as she grew angry and gripped on to her Time Staff.
"You must die," she whispered .
Sailor Moon stopped laughing and saw that all the girls were getting ready to attack her.
"Oh sh*t!"
They beat poor Sailor Moon severely...
Hey! I hope you like that on! They beat Sailor Moon severely! LOL! I would love to see that in a real animated crossover. The characters refer to thier creators with the suffix -sama because that is a suffix the Japanese use to refer to a god or someone you admire like a god. As I already said the anime characters idolize and think of thier creators as gods. Some more R&R would be nice. Next Chapter:
Chapter 6: Give me back my balls! (err, as in Dragon Balls you horrid nasty people!)
Chapter 5: Meowth's in Trouble
By Cheresuta Meiou
Goku and Trunks were flying trying to head back to the Capsule Corps. housing. When they made it they landed near Trunks' house. The both of them entered the house.
"Mom! I'm home!" Trunks yelled. His grandfather, Mr. Briefs, came up to him.
"Hey Trunks and Goku," he said. "Your mother isn't here now. Is there anything that I can do for you?"
"Well, you see all day I've been hiding and running away from girls because they say the all love me and want to be my girlfriend," Trunks explained as he walked into the living room with them.
"Well, that just means you're a very handsome guy!" said Mr. Briefs as he sat down with them on the couch. "Oh, don't tell me."
"What?"
"You're gay? Isn't that why you're with Goku?"
"Hell no!"
Goku just sat there with a blank look on his face.
"Me? I'm not gay!"
"Oh ok. That's fine. Then what's the problem?"
"That every single girl in the Animeworld is on the hunt for me. They're pratically trying to kill each other just to get to me. It's like they are under some spell."
"I see."
"Yeah, now Goku and are I just here to try to figure out how I'm going to figure out who's behind this."
"Maybe if you wait this problem with past. I mean, who would put a spell on all the girls here so they can get you?"
"I don't know."
Then Bulma and her mother comes in the house.
"Hey Dad! Why is Goku and..." Bulma said trying to finish her sentence.
"What is it?" asked Mr. Briefs.
"Trunks...it's Trunks! My wonderful son..."
"No not you too mom! I'm your son!" yelled Trunks.
"Wow, my grandson is so hot!" said Mrs. Briefs. "Come here honey!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Trunks pushed past them and ran out the house as his mother and grandmother followed.
"Come back sweety! I just wanna give you a hug because I'm so proud of my son!" Bulma exclaimed.
"Let me give you a big kiss honey!" screamed his grandmother.
"Damn, this sucks!"
Goku caught up with him.
"Hey, lets find some other place!" he suggested.
"Ok. lets go!"
They flew away and decided to head to the Pokedex Club. When they entered the club Goku entered in first as Trunks hid behind him.
"Are there any girls here?" Trunks whisphered.
"Not really."
"Good." Trunks stepped away from Goku and gave a sigh of relief.
"Did I just hear Future Trunks sigh?" asked Ramna.
"What the--"
"AH! It's you!" Ramna girl half held onto Trunks really tight.
"Oh knock it off!" He pulled her away from him and walked away.
"He touched me," she said as she fainted.
Goku got a bucket of water and poured it on her.
"No don't!!! Hey, was I hugging a dude?"
Goku and Trunks followed a Pikachu to thier table. The Pikachu handed them menus and walked off.
"Goku, do you think we will ever figure this out?" asked Trunks.
"I don't know. Maybe it is Akira."
"I don't think he would have me suffer like this."
"Are you sure you're not gay?"
"I'M SURE DAMMIT!"
"Ok, ok. Maybe if you pick a girl to go out with the rest of the girls will stop chasing you. Is there any girl that you really like?"
"Well, I thought Setsuna was pretty when I first met her," he said while blushing. "But right now she seems like a lonesome nut!"
"Anyone else?"
"Always thought Utena was ok,"
"Ok."
"And what about Lady Kayura? She's hot."
"Uh-huh."
"What? You think my taste in girls is bad?"
"I think I'll try this chicken dish," Goku said as he stared at the menu.
"GOKU!!!"
"OH! No. I think those are nice choices. You'll be perfect with a girl that has lived for thousands of years like Kayura or Setsuna."
"Gees, thanks."
"Look what we got Trunks!" Shu shouted as he came out the Pokedex's kitchen with Ryo carrying Meowth out.
"Hey let me go! Let me go! I didn't do anything!" yelled Meowth.
"Shut up!"
"What are you doing? Did you land on your head that hard?" Trunks said.
"No. But we found out who is responsible for the girls going crasy over you!" Shu put Meowth on the table.
"Whatever. I don't know what this human food processor is talking about."
"Hey! You watch it Pokemon!"
"Did you do it Meowth?"
"Maybe....not!"
"If you don't tell us the truth then we will be forced to hurt you," Shu said as he pulled his fist up in Meowth's face.
"Cut it out Shu! You don't need to threaten him to death," said Ryo.
"Yeah, listen to Mr. Armor of the Loser!"
"You tell us the truth now or I'll kick you ass!" Ryo yelled as he hit the table with his fist.
Nurse Joy was at the bar of the club talking to Broc until she heard Ryo and Shu yelling at Meowth.
"Stop that right now!" yelled Nurse Joy as she approached the table. "No one is allowed to harass the pokemon at the Pokedex Club! So A]apologize now!" Then Officer Jenny came to the table.
"Is there are problem?" she asked.
"These young men are harassing this poor little pokemon."
"I tried to tell them to stop but they wouldn't," Meowth said making a fake sob. Before the two said anything else they began to stare at Trunks in a trance.
"It's Trunks," said Nurse Joy.
"The love of my life!" said Officer Jenny.
"Here we go again," said Trunks.
Then Nurse Joy jumped on Trunks making him fall backwards in his chair and kissed him. Meanwhile Broc was watching this and began to cry.
"I was so close in having Nurse Joy be mine!" he sobbed.
"Yeah right you boring loser," said Misty.
Then Officer Jenny tried to pull her back.
"Get off of him right now! You must obey the police so get off of him!"
Joy got up, turned around to face Officer Jenny and punched her in the face.
"You don't tell me what to do!"
"Oh yeah?"
Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny began to fight.
"Great, look what I started," said Trunks getting up.
"What are you talking about? It's cool to see two hot chicks fight each other!" said Shu.
"Yeah, put them in the ring!" shouted Ryo.
"Yeah let's get them in there!" Shu carried Jenny while Ryo carried Joy into the PokeRing (in the Pokedex Club they have a special fighting ring where certain assigned people come to fight each other to entertian the costumers. It usaully happens once a week.) They threw them in the ring and they began to fight. Ash (co-owner of the club) see this and gets angry.
"Hey! We don't have a scheduled fight today!" he yelled.
"Pika Pika (Let it be)" said his Pikachu as he sees more costumers coming in to see the fight.
"Yeah kick her ass Jenny!" Shu cheered on.
"No, Joy's going to win!" laughed Ryo.
Then the rest of the Samurai Troopers came in. They were still in a little pain from before.
"Hey guys come over here! We got this girls to fight in the ring!" yelled Shu.
"Hey cool!" said Touma.
"Those dumbasses," said Trunks. Then he looks at Meowth trying to bet with Goku.
"100 bucks says that Jenny's going to win. What do you say?" says Meowth showing Goku the money.
"Meowth! Tell me are you the one that's responsible?" asked Trunks as he grabbed him.
"Yeah ok it was me! What's wrong? You're gay?"
"For the last time NOOOOO!"
"Ok ok. So what do you want me to do?"
"To stop this now! The girls are trying to kill each other for me. I don't want to find a girlfriend that way."
"I see."
"So how did you do it?"
"I put this love powder into the food of the girls were going to eat. Then afterwards I let some of this love powder get airborne but it only affected the girls of course. And that's it!"
"Ok, but how did you make the powder in a way that the girls would only love me?"
"Because I got it from Akira Toriyama-sama." Trunks fell out his chair.
"You're ok Trunks?" asked Goku.
"Yeah, I think so," he said as he climbed back in his chair.
"I told ya so!"
"Oh shut up Goku."
"Now can I go?" asked Meowth sounding impatient.
"No, tell me how do I stop it?"
"I guess you have to ask Toriyama-sama yourself."
"Wow, you're going to speak to the man yourself?" Goku gasps.
"I don't know. We've never seen the man before. How can I talk to him?"
"Maybe we could use the dragon balls to wish Toriyama-sama here!"
"Yeah, like that time we let Usagi us the dragon balls to wish Naoko Takeuchi-sama to ask her to bring back the moon because she got so upset when she learned Piccolo destroyed it."
"Yeah, just like that!"
"Too bad she was too dumb to realize that she didn't have to wish Naoko here just to get the moon back. She could of just wished the dragon to bring it back."
"Yeah, well let's get the balls now."
Meanwhile Shu jumped on the stage to annouced the winner of the fight, Officer Jenny.
"Everyone, the winner is Officer Jenny!" Jenny just stood at the side of the ring breathing hard as Joy was knock out cold on the floor.
The crowd begins to cheer.
"Now for all the saps that was betting on Joy to win, give me your money right now!" Then Jenny got mad and punched Shu in the face.
"Ha ha, look at Shu!" laughed Touma and Shin. Jenny came up to them and kicked them in the face.
"My award should be Trunks' love for me!" she annouced.
"I don't think so!"
Jenny turned around and saw all the girls in the animeworld in the club getting ready to kick her ass!
"I'm am Sailor Moon, the Champion of Justice! On behalf of the moon I'll--OUCH!" Sailor Uranus kicked her and she fell.
"Why does everyone stop to hear her gay-ass speech?" she asked.
"Who are you calling gay?!?!" Sailor Moon jumped on her and head-butt her a few dozen times. Then all the girls started to fight each other again.
"Wow, and all out chick fight," said Ryo.
"Shut up mortal!" said Lady Kayura as she punched him.
Then Ryoko got in the ring and beat up Officer Jenny.
Chibimoon jumps on Sailor Saturn, makes her fall, and beats her on the head over and over with her scepter(or whatever the heck Chibimoon uses). Then she stopped when she saw Sailor Pluto about to stop time. She jumped off of Saturn and ran up to Pluto.
"Not so fast Puu!" she yelled. "Time for you to go back home!" She was holding her time key getting ready to call on Chronus to open the time gates, meaning that Pluto had to go back there when it opens.(this doesn't really happen in the anime but who cares!) Pluto began to plead for her not to do that.
"You just can't Smally Lady!"
"Oh, and whynot?"
"Because I'm your mother!"
Everybody in the club stopped fighting, gasps and looks at Pluto and Chibimoon. Goku and Trunks queitly stepped out the club and flew away.
"Really?" asked Chibimoon.
"Yes, it's true!"
"Puu, I..."
Meanwhile Mamoru heard this so he put on his sunglasses and tried to walk out the club calmly, thinking to himself "what has Pluto been smoking" while whistling Moonlight Deusetsu. Then Sailor Moon saw him.
"Mamo-chan?"
"That girl's on crack! I have no idea what she's talking about!"
"So it's true."
"Yes it is Sailor Moon," said Pluto. "I'm sorry."
There was a moment of silence throughout the club.
"Well that's a load off of me! You can have her Puu-mama!"
Some people in the club fell down(classic anime style, that is).
"Uhh, um, Sailor Moon, you're the future Queen so I was expecting you to take care of her anyways," Pluto said as her eyes turned to small black dots.
"Oh no Pluto! You're the mommy so she's all yours!"
"Oh God."
"Oh yeah! Your turn to suffer! Ha ha ha!" Sailor Moon said as she annoyed Pluto by poking her on her arm constantly.
"Besides, Trunks will be the father of my future children! Ha ha ha!" This angred every girl in the club. Pluto's eyes turned back to normal as she grew angry and gripped on to her Time Staff.
"You must die," she whispered .
Sailor Moon stopped laughing and saw that all the girls were getting ready to attack her.
"Oh sh*t!"
They beat poor Sailor Moon severely...
Hey! I hope you like that on! They beat Sailor Moon severely! LOL! I would love to see that in a real animated crossover. The characters refer to thier creators with the suffix -sama because that is a suffix the Japanese use to refer to a god or someone you admire like a god. As I already said the anime characters idolize and think of thier creators as gods. Some more R&R would be nice. Next Chapter:
Chapter 6: Give me back my balls! (err, as in Dragon Balls you horrid nasty people!)