Anime Crisis: Everybody Loves Trunks?
Chapter 6: Give me back my balls!
By Cheresuta Meiou
After the girls beat up poor Sailor Moon into a bloody pulp and each other Sailor Jupiter, Utena, Ryoko and some other girls tied Ryo and Shu in chairs and began to interrogate them about where Goku and Trunks were. The Clefairies saw Sailor Moon lying there all beat up and decided to steal her ginzuishou (Silver Crystal). The Clefaires always believed that crystal was the ultimate moonstone because it came from the moon. Later, a few Chanseies came to carry Sailor Moon and some other badly injured people.
"Tell us now Ryo or I'll get rid of your precious friends," Ryoko said as she pointed to Touma, Seiji and Shin tied up together and hanging from the ceiling.
"Don't do it Ryo!" yelled Touma.
"Don't worry about us!" yelled Seiji.
"Don't tell them!" yelled Shin.
"Oh shut up!"
"What are you girls going to do? Keep chasing him forever?" asked Shu.
"Until he picks one of us," answered Utena.
"But what if he never does?" asked Ryo.
"Don't worry! He'll choose me eventually," said Ryoko.
Jupiter began to laugh until Ryoko punched her into a wall.
"Anyways, tell us where Trunks went and we promise to not hurt any of your friends!"
"I don't know!"
"Liar!"
"Wait!"
Ryoko turned around and saw Meowth standing there.
"I know exactly where they went," grinned Meowth.
"Tell us now Pokemon!"
"Ok, but you better give me something in return."
"Like what?" asked Utena.
"Lots of money maybe."
Ryoko looked and Ryo and Shu and took out their wallets. She pulled out some money out of each.
"Hey that's mine!" yelled Shu. "You're going to be sorry for doing that!"
"No I won't. Now shut up."
Ryoko walked up to Meowth with the money. Before Meowth could jump up to get it she snatched it away.
"Nope, until you tell use where they went then we will give you the money."
"Well I--"
"Do you want to die Pokemon?"
"Um, no."
"Then tell us!"
"Ok, they went to get the Dragon Balls to wish Akira Toriyama-sama here to end all of this! So I don't know exactly where they are. Now can I have my money?"
All of the girls gasped as they heard this.
"Here's your money. Now I have to find him before anyone else does," said Ryoko as she flew through the ceiling.
"No! That Ryoko always has to get there first! No matter, I will be even quicker," announced Ayeka. "Sasami, we're taking our ship!"
All the girls ran out the club to try to find Trunks or to force themselves into Ayeka's ship.
The club was left with Pokemon and the Samurai Troopers still tied up. A pikachu untied them as a Chansey tended to their wounds. Touma, Shin and Seiji came falling down.
"Ouch! Those bitches!" yelled Shin.
"I though our worst fight with a girl was with Lady Kayura but this is nuts!" said Touma.
"Although, Lady Kayura was the one that tied us up to the ceiling," Seiji added.
"Yeah, how did those girls get so strong? We didn't even get a chance to transform," said Shin.
"Are you guys ok?" asked Ryo.
"Yeah, but Shu looks pissed," said Touma.
Ryo turned around and saw Shu running out the club.
"Shu wait!"
"I'm not going to let a bunch of insane girls kick the Samurai Troopers' ass!"
"But they are on a spell! Hopefully Trunks will get the Dragon Balls and wish all of this to end."
"We'll see!"
Meanwhile, Goku and Trunks already found 5 dragon balls. All they needed was two more. According to the dragon ball radar the last two was in the old ruins of Macross SDF-1.
"It looks like we have to go to the old SDF-1," said Trunks while looking at the radar.
"Alright, let's go!"
"Hey, do you think the girls in the club killed each other already?"
"I don't know but they must of pounded Sailor Moon pretty hard!"
"Yeah, I hope she's ok. She's a nice girl but she got her little ass kicked because of me."
"Don't feel too bad Trunks. As soon as we get Toriyama-sama down here he'll make things all better."
They headed off to the SDF-1. Unfortunately, the Sailor Senshi has dragon ball radar so it was easy to find the last two. All of them gathered together and held hands about to do the Sailor Teleport.
"Wait! Don't we need Sailor Moon to do the Sailor Teleport?" asked Sailor Mercury sounding very concerned.
"Hell no!" yelled the rest of the senshi.
"Ok let's go!"
"Sailor Teleport!"
They landed on top of the old SDF-1. They searched all over the ship unable to find them. Then they all met back up on top of the ship to see if anyone else had any luck.
"Dammit! I need those dragon balls so I can collect the others and to wish for Trunks to love only me!" Sailor Venus exclaimed.
"Hey, that was my idea!" yelled Sailor Jupiter.
Then Goku and Trunks landed on the old ship and saw the Sailor Senshi.
"Trunks-sama!"
"OMG! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Goku looked at the radar and it showed that the Dragon Balls were right in front of them. He looked up and saw Macross' idol singer Minmaye standing in the middle holding the dragon balls.
"She has the dragon balls!"
Trunks and the Sailor Senshi looked at Minmaye holding the dragon ball. She had on a blue dress and was in the spotlight. She turned to everyone else and smiled.
"Give me my balls!" yelled Trunks.
"Mmm," said the senshi sounding very turned on.
"You girls are sick!"
"Don't fight you guys! This song will make you feel better!"
She began to sing.
"To be in love, my hero, he must take me where no other can. A special man, a dearest man. Who needs to share his life with you alone..."
"Oh God no," said Sailor Uranus.
Then Ayeka's ship, Rei's eva, and every other ship or mecha owned by a woman came to get Trunks but the music affected them in a strange way. Ayeka's ship landed in the water next to the SDF-1 as tons of girls came running off it to get to Trunks but the music stopped them.
"What the f*ck is this?" asked Ryoko.
Misako, still in pain from Rei's attack, looked up at Rei's eva wondering why she wasn't doing anything.
"Rei? Come on kill this girl!" she yelled.
"But the music," said Rei in a trance.
"What the f*ck?!? You're not a Zentradi so why aren't you killing this bitch?!?!"
"To be in love, must be the sweetest feeling that a girl can feel..."
Goku tipped toed over to Minmaye as he took the dragon balls out her hands. Before he could get back to Trunks Minmaye held on to Goku's hand still smiling and singing. Goku started to freak out.
"Ah! She's trying to hypnotize me with her voice! I'm scared!" Then he finally pulled her hand off of him and ran back to Trunks.
"The last dragon balls," said Goku still a little spooked by Minmaye's singing.
Then the Samurai Troopers, in their armors, were flying in their bubbles over the old ship.
"What's going on down there?" asked Touma.
"That's Minmaye. Macross' idol singer," said Shin.
"Why is everyone listening to her?" asked Ryo.
"I think her voice is hypnotizing," answered Touma.
"Is there an echo up here?" asked Shu.
"What do you mean?"
Then all the Troopers looked at Seiji as he was singing along in a very high voice.
"SEIJI!!!"
"Huh? Oh, ahem, what?"
"Um, were you singing?" asked Ryo.
"No, that's Minmaye! See her down there? She's the one singing."
"Yeah."
They looked back down at Minmaye as their bubbles lowered down to the ship.
"I always thought Seiji was gay," Shu mumbled to himself.
"What was that Shu?" yelled Seiji.
"He's not gay Shu," said Touma.
"Oh, and wouldn't you be the one to defend him Touma?"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"How can I be gay if my girlfriend is Makoto?" asked Seiji.
"Well, Makoto has some issues of her own so I was never surprised to see you two hook up," laughed Shu.
"What issues?!"
"Hey, just shut the hell up!" yelled Ryo.
They're bubbles disappeared as they landed on the ship near the Sailor Senshi.
"That's it! She must die!" yelled Dorothy in her mobile suit. She began to shoot Minmaye over and over again with. Everyone on the ship took cover as this happened. When she was finished they all looked up and saw Minmaye still standing there singing without being harmed. Dorothy shot her again and all Minmaye did was repeat what she was singing like a broken record. Then other female mobile suit or mecha pilots kept shooting at her but she just wouldn't die!
"Stop shooting at her!" yelled Sailor Mars. "You can't harm her. You are just going to kill us if you keep shooting!"
"Not only that but you are going to hurt Trunks!" yelled Sailor Venus as she hugged him.
All of them stop shooting. Then Minmaye stop singing and laughed.
"Wow! Do you all like my songs?"
"NO!"
"Great! This is my newest one!" She started to sing again. Then everybody just attacked her all at one. People that were on the ship would punch and kick her endlessly but it was no use. She couldn't stop singing. Some people would kick her high up in the air but she continued to sing like normal. Then finally everyone got tired.
"What is wrong with her? Why can't she shut up?!" yelled Trunks.
"Maybe if we all combined our powers together at the same time she would die and stop singing forever!" said Ryoko.
"Ok, I'll do it!" said Goku.
All the people that had powers gathered up their strongest attacks and combined with everyone else's in a huge ball of different kinds of powers came flying towards Minmaye as she sing and danced. When it hit her all the other mecha fighters attacked at the same time too. This made the ruins of the old SDF-1 get completely demolished. Everyone either jumped or flew away from the blast. This blast pushed everyone towards a nearby island.
Everyone crash-landed on the island. They were all scattered around the island.
"I don't think anyone could have survived that blast," Trunks said as he got up. Before any of the girls could wake up her called on the Eternal Dragon and began to wish Akira Toriyama to the Anime World.
"Please bring The Ultimate Super Saiyajin of them all, Akira Toriyama-sama!"
The Dragon disappeared out of the sky as a big flash of light went through the sky. Some girls began to wake up and run over to Trunks.
"Damn, where is he?"
And then he appeared in front of him. He was wearing a black shirt with some blue jeans and had his mouth covered up like Michael Jackson use to.
"Hi Trunks!"
"Toriyama-sama?"
"Yeah, that's me. You called me here for something? Hey, look at all those cute girls running around!"
Trunks turned around and started to get nervous. The girls were running around saying, "Where's Trunks?" Then Toriyama put his arm around Trunks and waved to the girls.
"Hey, he's right here!"
I hope you like that one! In chapter 3 I said that Dorothy was in a gundam but she doesn't pilot a gundam so that's a mistake I made on that.'-_-; I'm sorry if I've made the characters a little different from usual or some things said in this fanfic offended some people. I didn't mean to. It's just a funny fanfic that I'm writing. So please don't get mad if I make another anime character call someone else gay or something like that. This is just for fun. Now the last chapter will be written soon!
Chapter 6: Give me back my balls!
By Cheresuta Meiou
After the girls beat up poor Sailor Moon into a bloody pulp and each other Sailor Jupiter, Utena, Ryoko and some other girls tied Ryo and Shu in chairs and began to interrogate them about where Goku and Trunks were. The Clefairies saw Sailor Moon lying there all beat up and decided to steal her ginzuishou (Silver Crystal). The Clefaires always believed that crystal was the ultimate moonstone because it came from the moon. Later, a few Chanseies came to carry Sailor Moon and some other badly injured people.
"Tell us now Ryo or I'll get rid of your precious friends," Ryoko said as she pointed to Touma, Seiji and Shin tied up together and hanging from the ceiling.
"Don't do it Ryo!" yelled Touma.
"Don't worry about us!" yelled Seiji.
"Don't tell them!" yelled Shin.
"Oh shut up!"
"What are you girls going to do? Keep chasing him forever?" asked Shu.
"Until he picks one of us," answered Utena.
"But what if he never does?" asked Ryo.
"Don't worry! He'll choose me eventually," said Ryoko.
Jupiter began to laugh until Ryoko punched her into a wall.
"Anyways, tell us where Trunks went and we promise to not hurt any of your friends!"
"I don't know!"
"Liar!"
"Wait!"
Ryoko turned around and saw Meowth standing there.
"I know exactly where they went," grinned Meowth.
"Tell us now Pokemon!"
"Ok, but you better give me something in return."
"Like what?" asked Utena.
"Lots of money maybe."
Ryoko looked and Ryo and Shu and took out their wallets. She pulled out some money out of each.
"Hey that's mine!" yelled Shu. "You're going to be sorry for doing that!"
"No I won't. Now shut up."
Ryoko walked up to Meowth with the money. Before Meowth could jump up to get it she snatched it away.
"Nope, until you tell use where they went then we will give you the money."
"Well I--"
"Do you want to die Pokemon?"
"Um, no."
"Then tell us!"
"Ok, they went to get the Dragon Balls to wish Akira Toriyama-sama here to end all of this! So I don't know exactly where they are. Now can I have my money?"
All of the girls gasped as they heard this.
"Here's your money. Now I have to find him before anyone else does," said Ryoko as she flew through the ceiling.
"No! That Ryoko always has to get there first! No matter, I will be even quicker," announced Ayeka. "Sasami, we're taking our ship!"
All the girls ran out the club to try to find Trunks or to force themselves into Ayeka's ship.
The club was left with Pokemon and the Samurai Troopers still tied up. A pikachu untied them as a Chansey tended to their wounds. Touma, Shin and Seiji came falling down.
"Ouch! Those bitches!" yelled Shin.
"I though our worst fight with a girl was with Lady Kayura but this is nuts!" said Touma.
"Although, Lady Kayura was the one that tied us up to the ceiling," Seiji added.
"Yeah, how did those girls get so strong? We didn't even get a chance to transform," said Shin.
"Are you guys ok?" asked Ryo.
"Yeah, but Shu looks pissed," said Touma.
Ryo turned around and saw Shu running out the club.
"Shu wait!"
"I'm not going to let a bunch of insane girls kick the Samurai Troopers' ass!"
"But they are on a spell! Hopefully Trunks will get the Dragon Balls and wish all of this to end."
"We'll see!"
Meanwhile, Goku and Trunks already found 5 dragon balls. All they needed was two more. According to the dragon ball radar the last two was in the old ruins of Macross SDF-1.
"It looks like we have to go to the old SDF-1," said Trunks while looking at the radar.
"Alright, let's go!"
"Hey, do you think the girls in the club killed each other already?"
"I don't know but they must of pounded Sailor Moon pretty hard!"
"Yeah, I hope she's ok. She's a nice girl but she got her little ass kicked because of me."
"Don't feel too bad Trunks. As soon as we get Toriyama-sama down here he'll make things all better."
They headed off to the SDF-1. Unfortunately, the Sailor Senshi has dragon ball radar so it was easy to find the last two. All of them gathered together and held hands about to do the Sailor Teleport.
"Wait! Don't we need Sailor Moon to do the Sailor Teleport?" asked Sailor Mercury sounding very concerned.
"Hell no!" yelled the rest of the senshi.
"Ok let's go!"
"Sailor Teleport!"
They landed on top of the old SDF-1. They searched all over the ship unable to find them. Then they all met back up on top of the ship to see if anyone else had any luck.
"Dammit! I need those dragon balls so I can collect the others and to wish for Trunks to love only me!" Sailor Venus exclaimed.
"Hey, that was my idea!" yelled Sailor Jupiter.
Then Goku and Trunks landed on the old ship and saw the Sailor Senshi.
"Trunks-sama!"
"OMG! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!"
Goku looked at the radar and it showed that the Dragon Balls were right in front of them. He looked up and saw Macross' idol singer Minmaye standing in the middle holding the dragon balls.
"She has the dragon balls!"
Trunks and the Sailor Senshi looked at Minmaye holding the dragon ball. She had on a blue dress and was in the spotlight. She turned to everyone else and smiled.
"Give me my balls!" yelled Trunks.
"Mmm," said the senshi sounding very turned on.
"You girls are sick!"
"Don't fight you guys! This song will make you feel better!"
She began to sing.
"To be in love, my hero, he must take me where no other can. A special man, a dearest man. Who needs to share his life with you alone..."
"Oh God no," said Sailor Uranus.
Then Ayeka's ship, Rei's eva, and every other ship or mecha owned by a woman came to get Trunks but the music affected them in a strange way. Ayeka's ship landed in the water next to the SDF-1 as tons of girls came running off it to get to Trunks but the music stopped them.
"What the f*ck is this?" asked Ryoko.
Misako, still in pain from Rei's attack, looked up at Rei's eva wondering why she wasn't doing anything.
"Rei? Come on kill this girl!" she yelled.
"But the music," said Rei in a trance.
"What the f*ck?!? You're not a Zentradi so why aren't you killing this bitch?!?!"
"To be in love, must be the sweetest feeling that a girl can feel..."
Goku tipped toed over to Minmaye as he took the dragon balls out her hands. Before he could get back to Trunks Minmaye held on to Goku's hand still smiling and singing. Goku started to freak out.
"Ah! She's trying to hypnotize me with her voice! I'm scared!" Then he finally pulled her hand off of him and ran back to Trunks.
"The last dragon balls," said Goku still a little spooked by Minmaye's singing.
Then the Samurai Troopers, in their armors, were flying in their bubbles over the old ship.
"What's going on down there?" asked Touma.
"That's Minmaye. Macross' idol singer," said Shin.
"Why is everyone listening to her?" asked Ryo.
"I think her voice is hypnotizing," answered Touma.
"Is there an echo up here?" asked Shu.
"What do you mean?"
Then all the Troopers looked at Seiji as he was singing along in a very high voice.
"SEIJI!!!"
"Huh? Oh, ahem, what?"
"Um, were you singing?" asked Ryo.
"No, that's Minmaye! See her down there? She's the one singing."
"Yeah."
They looked back down at Minmaye as their bubbles lowered down to the ship.
"I always thought Seiji was gay," Shu mumbled to himself.
"What was that Shu?" yelled Seiji.
"He's not gay Shu," said Touma.
"Oh, and wouldn't you be the one to defend him Touma?"
"What the hell does that mean?"
"How can I be gay if my girlfriend is Makoto?" asked Seiji.
"Well, Makoto has some issues of her own so I was never surprised to see you two hook up," laughed Shu.
"What issues?!"
"Hey, just shut the hell up!" yelled Ryo.
They're bubbles disappeared as they landed on the ship near the Sailor Senshi.
"That's it! She must die!" yelled Dorothy in her mobile suit. She began to shoot Minmaye over and over again with. Everyone on the ship took cover as this happened. When she was finished they all looked up and saw Minmaye still standing there singing without being harmed. Dorothy shot her again and all Minmaye did was repeat what she was singing like a broken record. Then other female mobile suit or mecha pilots kept shooting at her but she just wouldn't die!
"Stop shooting at her!" yelled Sailor Mars. "You can't harm her. You are just going to kill us if you keep shooting!"
"Not only that but you are going to hurt Trunks!" yelled Sailor Venus as she hugged him.
All of them stop shooting. Then Minmaye stop singing and laughed.
"Wow! Do you all like my songs?"
"NO!"
"Great! This is my newest one!" She started to sing again. Then everybody just attacked her all at one. People that were on the ship would punch and kick her endlessly but it was no use. She couldn't stop singing. Some people would kick her high up in the air but she continued to sing like normal. Then finally everyone got tired.
"What is wrong with her? Why can't she shut up?!" yelled Trunks.
"Maybe if we all combined our powers together at the same time she would die and stop singing forever!" said Ryoko.
"Ok, I'll do it!" said Goku.
All the people that had powers gathered up their strongest attacks and combined with everyone else's in a huge ball of different kinds of powers came flying towards Minmaye as she sing and danced. When it hit her all the other mecha fighters attacked at the same time too. This made the ruins of the old SDF-1 get completely demolished. Everyone either jumped or flew away from the blast. This blast pushed everyone towards a nearby island.
Everyone crash-landed on the island. They were all scattered around the island.
"I don't think anyone could have survived that blast," Trunks said as he got up. Before any of the girls could wake up her called on the Eternal Dragon and began to wish Akira Toriyama to the Anime World.
"Please bring The Ultimate Super Saiyajin of them all, Akira Toriyama-sama!"
The Dragon disappeared out of the sky as a big flash of light went through the sky. Some girls began to wake up and run over to Trunks.
"Damn, where is he?"
And then he appeared in front of him. He was wearing a black shirt with some blue jeans and had his mouth covered up like Michael Jackson use to.
"Hi Trunks!"
"Toriyama-sama?"
"Yeah, that's me. You called me here for something? Hey, look at all those cute girls running around!"
Trunks turned around and started to get nervous. The girls were running around saying, "Where's Trunks?" Then Toriyama put his arm around Trunks and waved to the girls.
"Hey, he's right here!"
I hope you like that one! In chapter 3 I said that Dorothy was in a gundam but she doesn't pilot a gundam so that's a mistake I made on that.'-_-; I'm sorry if I've made the characters a little different from usual or some things said in this fanfic offended some people. I didn't mean to. It's just a funny fanfic that I'm writing. So please don't get mad if I make another anime character call someone else gay or something like that. This is just for fun. Now the last chapter will be written soon!