Abby- BUBBLES!
Indy-woah…
Maximus-I like bubbles, look, (blows bubbles) BUBBLES!
Indy- you all have an overdose on Tylenol!
Nora-yup! That would explain it, LOOK! (blows bubbles off her tongue)
Maximus and Indy- that's gross!
Nora- no it's funny! HAHAHA!
Abby-I agree with the guys
Nora-SPIT BUBBLES!!!!!!!
Indy-oh my favorite song
Maximus-POGLET!
Nora-don't you just love the randomness?!
Commodus-I'm back and with a vengeance!
Nora and Abby- gay fag, leave!
Commodus-there's nothing wrong with my gayitivity.
Nora and Abby- Gayitivity?
Maximus-is that a word? This guy's messed up.
Indy-you got that right dress boy
Maximus-it's not a dress, it's a skirt.
Indy-whatever you freak.
Maximus-at least I don't wear a stupid hat!
Indy-don't diss my hat!
(Maximus throws sword through it)
Maximus-that's what I think of your hat!
(Indy pulls sword out of hat and slashes Maximus' belt and his skirt falls down)
Indy- so it is a skirt
Maximus-it was a birthday present from Commodus…..
Nora-hey, nice under tunic
(Maximus goes red and pulls up his skirt)
Maximus- heh heh, well I need a new belt.
Indy- (singing) Maximus wears a skirt, Maximus wears a skirt.
Maximus-(tears on his eyes) Shut up!
Abby-(whispers to Nora) Gee, I didn't know your guy was so sensitive.
Nora-well, he fought tigers last week and that was tough.
Abby-yeah
Indy-ha ha!
Maximus- shut up! (pulls out dagger and slashes at Indy's belt, Indy's pants fall down) Who's laughing now?
(Indy is wearing pink boxers with little lavender ponies)
Abby- oh my God! (starts rolling on the floor with laughter)
Nora- (catches her breath) this----is----getting-----ugly.
Abby- these guys must be imposternaters, oh by the way, that's made up.
Nora- wash your mouth out with acid!
Commodus-(runs in) stop fighting over me! I know I'm beautiful!
Max and Indy-Ewww gross!
Abby- I thought we told you to leave!
Commodus- but they love me
Max and Indy- no we don't!
Nora- umm, well you guys get some pants? Wait a minute, what am I saying! Maximus, don't put on your pans, skirt, whatever! Indy, uh, your boxers are kinda weird, um please put on your pants.
Abby- are you dissing my guy?
Nora- no! of course not!
Abby- well I am! Pink! Indy what are you thinking!?
Indy- well I like lavender ponies…
Nora- woah
Maximus- who's manlier now?
Indy- between the two of us I think it'd be Commodus.
Commodus- so you do love me!
Indy-no (takes out his gun)
Commodus- oh dear, um please don't kill me…
Indy- too late for that, honey. (fires gun in slow motion)
Maximus- (in slow motion) NO-O-O-O-O-O-O! (jumps in front of Commodus)
Nora-Maximus!
Maximus- oww, that bullet hurts more than a sword.
Commodus-you saved me! I knew you loved me!
Maximus- uh, no. Oh man.
Nora-Maximus! Someone call an ambulance!
Commodus- honey, you'll be ok!
Nora- get away from him!
Commodus- he loves me!
Nora-no he doesn't
Rudy- you're all freaks.
All- Rudy? Where did you come from?
Rudy- I don't know
Jerry- I hate Colby!
Rudy- who cares?
Richard- (spots Indy) helloooo there…
Indy- oh my God, why do all these queers like me?
Abby- because you're gorgeous!
Indy- well that's ok from you but…
Rich- I like those boxers!
Indy- oh damn! (pulls up his pants)
Rich- lavender ponies are so in!
Nora-umm, is that ambulance coming?
Abby- yeah, I called them
Nora- ok (spots the Survivors) oh my God! Richard! Rudy! You're my heroes!
Rudy- oh my God
Rich- Cool, someone admires me.
Nora-can I have your autographs?
Rudy-why not? (signs papers)
Rich- yeah (signs paper)
Indy- LOOK OUT! LUNGEE HAWK! (great pink spit comes from sky)
Rich- hey boxer boy, you match now!
Abby- ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ( gets hit with great pink spit) AHHHHHH!
Nora-ha ha! (gets hit with spit)
Maximus- kiss my butt, love Russell.
Nora and Commodus- with pleasure!
(Maximus farts)
Abby and Indy- Crowe passes next to Scanlan
Nora- Russell Crowe is hot
Crowe passes over Scanlan
I love him so much
A haiku by me.
Brendan- I am Brendan Fraiser!
Jonathan- and I am Jonathan, 'ello!
Imophotep- and I am Imotab, I don't know how to spell my own name!
Abby-see I'm not the only one who can't spell
Gore- lock box
Weakest Link Person- you are the Weakest Link!
All- GOOD BYE!
Indy- they are all insane, let's try to sneak out of here. (Whispers to Nora, Abby, and Maximus) (They nod)
(Suddenly millions of fangirls run in screaming)
Fangirl #1-Matt! Matt! (Looks around) Where is he?!
Fangirl #2- There! (Runs over to him)
(Fangirls pick him up and carries him away)
Matt- AHHHH! Get away from me!
(Fangirl #3 spots Indy and Maximus)
Find out what happens to Indy and Maximus in later chapters of……The Notebook!
Indy-woah…
Maximus-I like bubbles, look, (blows bubbles) BUBBLES!
Indy- you all have an overdose on Tylenol!
Nora-yup! That would explain it, LOOK! (blows bubbles off her tongue)
Maximus and Indy- that's gross!
Nora- no it's funny! HAHAHA!
Abby-I agree with the guys
Nora-SPIT BUBBLES!!!!!!!
Indy-oh my favorite song
Maximus-POGLET!
Nora-don't you just love the randomness?!
Commodus-I'm back and with a vengeance!
Nora and Abby- gay fag, leave!
Commodus-there's nothing wrong with my gayitivity.
Nora and Abby- Gayitivity?
Maximus-is that a word? This guy's messed up.
Indy-you got that right dress boy
Maximus-it's not a dress, it's a skirt.
Indy-whatever you freak.
Maximus-at least I don't wear a stupid hat!
Indy-don't diss my hat!
(Maximus throws sword through it)
Maximus-that's what I think of your hat!
(Indy pulls sword out of hat and slashes Maximus' belt and his skirt falls down)
Indy- so it is a skirt
Maximus-it was a birthday present from Commodus…..
Nora-hey, nice under tunic
(Maximus goes red and pulls up his skirt)
Maximus- heh heh, well I need a new belt.
Indy- (singing) Maximus wears a skirt, Maximus wears a skirt.
Maximus-(tears on his eyes) Shut up!
Abby-(whispers to Nora) Gee, I didn't know your guy was so sensitive.
Nora-well, he fought tigers last week and that was tough.
Abby-yeah
Indy-ha ha!
Maximus- shut up! (pulls out dagger and slashes at Indy's belt, Indy's pants fall down) Who's laughing now?
(Indy is wearing pink boxers with little lavender ponies)
Abby- oh my God! (starts rolling on the floor with laughter)
Nora- (catches her breath) this----is----getting-----ugly.
Abby- these guys must be imposternaters, oh by the way, that's made up.
Nora- wash your mouth out with acid!
Commodus-(runs in) stop fighting over me! I know I'm beautiful!
Max and Indy-Ewww gross!
Abby- I thought we told you to leave!
Commodus- but they love me
Max and Indy- no we don't!
Nora- umm, well you guys get some pants? Wait a minute, what am I saying! Maximus, don't put on your pans, skirt, whatever! Indy, uh, your boxers are kinda weird, um please put on your pants.
Abby- are you dissing my guy?
Nora- no! of course not!
Abby- well I am! Pink! Indy what are you thinking!?
Indy- well I like lavender ponies…
Nora- woah
Maximus- who's manlier now?
Indy- between the two of us I think it'd be Commodus.
Commodus- so you do love me!
Indy-no (takes out his gun)
Commodus- oh dear, um please don't kill me…
Indy- too late for that, honey. (fires gun in slow motion)
Maximus- (in slow motion) NO-O-O-O-O-O-O! (jumps in front of Commodus)
Nora-Maximus!
Maximus- oww, that bullet hurts more than a sword.
Commodus-you saved me! I knew you loved me!
Maximus- uh, no. Oh man.
Nora-Maximus! Someone call an ambulance!
Commodus- honey, you'll be ok!
Nora- get away from him!
Commodus- he loves me!
Nora-no he doesn't
Rudy- you're all freaks.
All- Rudy? Where did you come from?
Rudy- I don't know
Jerry- I hate Colby!
Rudy- who cares?
Richard- (spots Indy) helloooo there…
Indy- oh my God, why do all these queers like me?
Abby- because you're gorgeous!
Indy- well that's ok from you but…
Rich- I like those boxers!
Indy- oh damn! (pulls up his pants)
Rich- lavender ponies are so in!
Nora-umm, is that ambulance coming?
Abby- yeah, I called them
Nora- ok (spots the Survivors) oh my God! Richard! Rudy! You're my heroes!
Rudy- oh my God
Rich- Cool, someone admires me.
Nora-can I have your autographs?
Rudy-why not? (signs papers)
Rich- yeah (signs paper)
Indy- LOOK OUT! LUNGEE HAWK! (great pink spit comes from sky)
Rich- hey boxer boy, you match now!
Abby- ewwwwwwwwwwwwww ( gets hit with great pink spit) AHHHHHH!
Nora-ha ha! (gets hit with spit)
Maximus- kiss my butt, love Russell.
Nora and Commodus- with pleasure!
(Maximus farts)
Abby and Indy- Crowe passes next to Scanlan
Nora- Russell Crowe is hot
Crowe passes over Scanlan
I love him so much
A haiku by me.
Brendan- I am Brendan Fraiser!
Jonathan- and I am Jonathan, 'ello!
Imophotep- and I am Imotab, I don't know how to spell my own name!
Abby-see I'm not the only one who can't spell
Gore- lock box
Weakest Link Person- you are the Weakest Link!
All- GOOD BYE!
Indy- they are all insane, let's try to sneak out of here. (Whispers to Nora, Abby, and Maximus) (They nod)
(Suddenly millions of fangirls run in screaming)
Fangirl #1-Matt! Matt! (Looks around) Where is he?!
Fangirl #2- There! (Runs over to him)
(Fangirls pick him up and carries him away)
Matt- AHHHH! Get away from me!
(Fangirl #3 spots Indy and Maximus)
Find out what happens to Indy and Maximus in later chapters of……The Notebook!