Fangirl #3- OH MY GOD! It's them!
(All fangirls run over and surround Indy and Maximus)
Matt- thanks guys…HA HA! (tries to make a run for it but fangirl #1ropes him in)
Fangirl #1- not so fast hot stuff.
(fangirls surround Indy and Maximus)
Indy-this isn't good
Maximus- really?
Abby-get away from him! he's taken!
Nora-go away!
Fangirl #4- Get them! (ties Nora and Abby to a tree) Grab the hotties!
Indy and Maximus-Nooooo! (they get tied up)
Indy- this really isn't good
Maximus- so you call yourself smart! HA!
Abby- (yells) Help us! (whispers to Nora) Men…
Nora-tell me about it.
(the leader of the Fangirl tribe emerges…it's Jun!)
Jun- Finally, now I've got you, you hotties!
Matt-not Jun! NOOO!
(Fangirls bow before her)
Fangirl #2-almighty, number 1 fangirl! It's good to have you back.
Jun- yes, well we better get on with the ritual.
Indy- ritual?
Fangirl #3- the sacrifices are ready.
Maximus-sacrifices?
Fangirl #2- soon they will all become the hottest guy on the planet.
Matt- what?
Jun- bring them to the temple, the Lost Temple of Ishda.
(Indiana Jones theme starts)
Indy- huh? Am I supposed to do something?
Matt-no, it's for me.
Indy- but I'm Indiana Jones!
Matt- yeah, but if adventure has a name it must be Indiana Matt.
Indy- they stole that from me!
Matt- I'm Indiana Matt!
Maximus- one problem, we're still tied up! You Indiana Idiot!
(Indiana Jones music suddenly stops)
(A huge fire pit emerges from the ground)
Fangirl #4- once we throw them in there, they will melt together and form the hottest man alive!
Indy- hey, wait, this is like my movie…
Maximus- oh great! I feel much better now.
Indy- Mr. Lucas, I think we should cut this scene.
Maximus- one problem Indy, this isn't a movie set!
Indy- oh yeah, I forgot (blushes)
Fangirl #2-put them on the platform!
Maximus- (starts crying) nooooooo, please, no!
(they tie them to stakes on a wooden platform, which is raised above the fire pit)
Matt- oh man, where's Tai when I need him?
Jonathan- don't know who Tai is chap, but I guess I'm here.
Max and Indy and Matt- Jonathan!
Jonathan- yup, I'm here to save you! (hits a random fangirl with a fly swatter)
Matt- oh great, a fly swatter!
Jonathan- don't diss the fly swatter! (hits another fangirl)
Fangirl- ow!
Jonathan- subtle, yet effective (hits another) now to save you! (jumps on platform as it rises) here is my special Gold Stick thing!
Matt- hey, a gold stick!
Brendan- it's a spear!
Jonathan- it doesn't look like a spear!
Nora- (to Abby) Learn to spell!
Abby- leave me alone!
Nora- (to Jun) you are the weakest link, good bye! (pushes her into the pit)
Jun- ahhhhhhhh! It (blinks) doesn't burn.
Nora- ahhh! She is Satan!
Matt- this is getting worse and worse!
Maximus- yeah
Indy- use the spear!
Jonathan- it doesn't look like a spear…
Brendan- shut up and give it to me ( he makes the thing into the spear and hits the rope, they're untied)
Indy- yay!
Jonathan- ooh, I didn't save the day (looks down at the ground)
Abby- it's ok.
Jonathan- huh?
Nora- never mind (Jonathan whacks her with the fly swatter) what was that for!?
Jonathan- (shrugs) I dunno, I guess I just like hitting people.
Matt- umm, Jun's still alive.
Indy- yeah (takes out gun)
Maximus- can't you think of anything more creative?
Indy- if we had more time, but, hey! Guess what!…we don't!
Maximus- fine then (pulls out sword) one, two, three!
(throws sword and Indy fires gun in slow motion)
Jun- nooo! ARGH! (the bullet hits her in the stomach while the sword slices her head off)
Matt- (sings) Ding dong the witch is dead!
(cheers form everyone)
Maximus- now what?
Jonathan-dunno.
(fangirls run away seeing their leader's head on the ground)
Maximus- see it pays to play with sharp objects.
Indy- I still like my gun though.
Jonathan- I rather like my gold thing.
Brendan- for the last time, IT'S A SPEAR!
Jonathan- shut up! Can't I have a little glory? They made me look like a wimp in the second movie!
Brendan- that's because you are.
Jonathan- at least I didn't cry!
Brendan- well, your wife didn't die then come back!
Jonathan-no, but I got the diamond in the end!
Brendan- which you're sharing with me…
Jonathan- no! it's mine! MINE!
Maximus- umm, do you think we should just leave them to it?
Indy- yeah, come on.
Ok, so there's more, but my fingers are tired, when they are no longer numb… I will update again! Bye-bye!
(All fangirls run over and surround Indy and Maximus)
Matt- thanks guys…HA HA! (tries to make a run for it but fangirl #1ropes him in)
Fangirl #1- not so fast hot stuff.
(fangirls surround Indy and Maximus)
Indy-this isn't good
Maximus- really?
Abby-get away from him! he's taken!
Nora-go away!
Fangirl #4- Get them! (ties Nora and Abby to a tree) Grab the hotties!
Indy and Maximus-Nooooo! (they get tied up)
Indy- this really isn't good
Maximus- so you call yourself smart! HA!
Abby- (yells) Help us! (whispers to Nora) Men…
Nora-tell me about it.
(the leader of the Fangirl tribe emerges…it's Jun!)
Jun- Finally, now I've got you, you hotties!
Matt-not Jun! NOOO!
(Fangirls bow before her)
Fangirl #2-almighty, number 1 fangirl! It's good to have you back.
Jun- yes, well we better get on with the ritual.
Indy- ritual?
Fangirl #3- the sacrifices are ready.
Maximus-sacrifices?
Fangirl #2- soon they will all become the hottest guy on the planet.
Matt- what?
Jun- bring them to the temple, the Lost Temple of Ishda.
(Indiana Jones theme starts)
Indy- huh? Am I supposed to do something?
Matt-no, it's for me.
Indy- but I'm Indiana Jones!
Matt- yeah, but if adventure has a name it must be Indiana Matt.
Indy- they stole that from me!
Matt- I'm Indiana Matt!
Maximus- one problem, we're still tied up! You Indiana Idiot!
(Indiana Jones music suddenly stops)
(A huge fire pit emerges from the ground)
Fangirl #4- once we throw them in there, they will melt together and form the hottest man alive!
Indy- hey, wait, this is like my movie…
Maximus- oh great! I feel much better now.
Indy- Mr. Lucas, I think we should cut this scene.
Maximus- one problem Indy, this isn't a movie set!
Indy- oh yeah, I forgot (blushes)
Fangirl #2-put them on the platform!
Maximus- (starts crying) nooooooo, please, no!
(they tie them to stakes on a wooden platform, which is raised above the fire pit)
Matt- oh man, where's Tai when I need him?
Jonathan- don't know who Tai is chap, but I guess I'm here.
Max and Indy and Matt- Jonathan!
Jonathan- yup, I'm here to save you! (hits a random fangirl with a fly swatter)
Matt- oh great, a fly swatter!
Jonathan- don't diss the fly swatter! (hits another fangirl)
Fangirl- ow!
Jonathan- subtle, yet effective (hits another) now to save you! (jumps on platform as it rises) here is my special Gold Stick thing!
Matt- hey, a gold stick!
Brendan- it's a spear!
Jonathan- it doesn't look like a spear!
Nora- (to Abby) Learn to spell!
Abby- leave me alone!
Nora- (to Jun) you are the weakest link, good bye! (pushes her into the pit)
Jun- ahhhhhhhh! It (blinks) doesn't burn.
Nora- ahhh! She is Satan!
Matt- this is getting worse and worse!
Maximus- yeah
Indy- use the spear!
Jonathan- it doesn't look like a spear…
Brendan- shut up and give it to me ( he makes the thing into the spear and hits the rope, they're untied)
Indy- yay!
Jonathan- ooh, I didn't save the day (looks down at the ground)
Abby- it's ok.
Jonathan- huh?
Nora- never mind (Jonathan whacks her with the fly swatter) what was that for!?
Jonathan- (shrugs) I dunno, I guess I just like hitting people.
Matt- umm, Jun's still alive.
Indy- yeah (takes out gun)
Maximus- can't you think of anything more creative?
Indy- if we had more time, but, hey! Guess what!…we don't!
Maximus- fine then (pulls out sword) one, two, three!
(throws sword and Indy fires gun in slow motion)
Jun- nooo! ARGH! (the bullet hits her in the stomach while the sword slices her head off)
Matt- (sings) Ding dong the witch is dead!
(cheers form everyone)
Maximus- now what?
Jonathan-dunno.
(fangirls run away seeing their leader's head on the ground)
Maximus- see it pays to play with sharp objects.
Indy- I still like my gun though.
Jonathan- I rather like my gold thing.
Brendan- for the last time, IT'S A SPEAR!
Jonathan- shut up! Can't I have a little glory? They made me look like a wimp in the second movie!
Brendan- that's because you are.
Jonathan- at least I didn't cry!
Brendan- well, your wife didn't die then come back!
Jonathan-no, but I got the diamond in the end!
Brendan- which you're sharing with me…
Jonathan- no! it's mine! MINE!
Maximus- umm, do you think we should just leave them to it?
Indy- yeah, come on.
Ok, so there's more, but my fingers are tired, when they are no longer numb… I will update again! Bye-bye!