Nora- (to Max) weren't you shot?

Maximus- yeah, but in this notebook, Indy could chop off my head and I'd still be alive.

Indy- (confused) why would I do that?

Maximus- I'm making an example.

Indy- oh, ok, I'm not confused anymore.

Abby- yeah, hey Indy, how bout some shrimp?

Indy- SHRIMP!

Nora- why are you so stupid?! (Walks behind Abby) FLAT TIRE!

Abby- STOP!

Nora- hahaha! Flat tire! Flat tire!

Abby- it's not funny!

Nora- yes it is!

Abby- no

Nora- yes

Indy- everybody's arguing

Maximus-except us.

Jonathan- give me back my diamond! (Throws gold stick at Brendan's head, Brendan is running around with the diamond)

Brendan- oww!

Jonathan- who's the wimp now, Fraiser?!

Brendan- oww! (starts to cry)

Jonathan- HA HAA! Now who's the star who gets everything?!

Indy + Maximus- us

Jonathan- beware of the EVIL FLY SWATTER OF DOOM! MUHAHAHA!

Maximus- uh-oh, this guys gone nuts!

Jonathan- hahahaha (starts whacking everyone in sight with fly swatter)

Abby + Nora- RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! (whack!) OW!

Jonathan- got you!

Brendan- sorry, he's kinda (whack!) crazy.

Abby- never would've noticed! (whack!)

Jonathan- I am the mega-star! I will save the day! I will fight dragons and rescue the girl! Hahahaha!

Imotep- ~*~ random symbols ~*~ (every one stares at him then sees the caption in English at the bottom) hello

All- ohhh, that's what he said.

Brendan- umm, Imotep, what was that you said at the end of the movie?

Imotep- ~*~ random symbols ~*~ (caption- I cannot say)

Brendan- why?

Imotep- ::oh hell just skip the random symbols:: (caption- because)

Maximus- a muffler with a guy jumping a fence wearing a Red Sox hat.

Jonathan- I'm so gorgeous!

Commodus- I know you are but what am I?

Jonathan- umm, I wasn't calling you gorgeous.

Commodus- well when anyone says gorgeous I think they're talking about me!

Rock(scorpion king)-I am the wrestling arachnid!

Jonathan- I am Nora's best friend.

Maximus- well that takes care of my job.

Nora- Maximus, I love you!

Maximus- and that's supposed to change my mind because…

Nora- who's the one who ran off with Commodus?

Maximus- well, umm…

Commodus- c'mon Maxie!

Nora- uh, no

Abby- what's going on now?

Indy- dunno.

(Suddenly Boyfriend Stealer swings in)

Boyfriend Stealer- (to Abby) you look like Russell Crowe.

Nora- ewwwwww!

Boyfriend Stealer- ooh, you're cute (points to Indy) ooh, you're cuter too! (points to Maximus) ooh and you're not bad (points to Jonathan)

Jonathan- save me golden stick! (throws it at Boyfriend Stealer) leave!

Boyfriend Stealer- (eats golden stick) You can't hurt me!

Jonathan- My golden stick! NOOOOOOO! (Jonathan knocks BFS ::boyfriend stealer:: out) Ha! That's for my golden stick!

Maximus- (to Abby) you do not look like me.

Abby- I should hope not.

Indy- all in favor of running away say I

All- I (Imotep says a random symbol that means "I")

(BFS wakes up)

BFS- Not so fast! (shoots nets out of fingers)

Imotep- ~*~ random symbols ~*~ (she's got special powers)

BFS- what'd he say?

Maximus- read the caption.

BFS- oh

Imotep- ~*~ same random symbols as before ~*~ (she's got special powers)

BFS- you got that right Mummy Man. (looks him up and down) ooh, you're hot too!

All- ewwwww!

BFS- what?

Nora- he's decaying-----yuck!

BFS- you're not too bad yourself

Nora- excuse me while I throw up (hurls)

Abby- are you ok?