Nora- I think so, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……
Abby- well she said I look like Russell Crowe-----
Both- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Maximus-What's wrong with being Russell Crowe?
Indy- Nothing, let me explain (whispers explanation into his ear)
Maximus-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Indy- tell me about it
BFS- now to steal your boyfriends! Although, you two are kinda cute (Nora and Abby throw up)
Maximus, Indy, Imoteb and Jonathan- ahhhhhhhh! O_o!
(They all run away)
Imoteb-~*~ random symbols in the shape of a hat, gun and girl~*~(Indy shoot her!)
Indy-OK!
Jonathan- but-but she ate my gold stick! How will shooting her get rid of her?!
Brendan-Will this help? (holds up the Book of Life, from the Mummy)
Jonathan-Yay!
Abby-where'd that come from?
Brendan- dunno, hey Imoteb! Read this for us will ya!
Imoteb-~*~(you guessed it) random symbols~*~ (OK!) (takes book)
BFS-Kiss of Death! (black lips shoot out from hands and land on all the boy's lips)
Abby + Nora- OH NO! (Brendan, Jonathan, Max, Indy and Imotep fall to the ground twitching with the black lips on their lips)
Nora- Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane!
Abby- NO! it's Superman!
Superman- Hello, I am going to save you
Napoleon- I am Nap-ol-e-on!
Commodus- I'm an emperor too!
Napoleon-yes, but you are tall.
Abby- Help? The BFS is reviving Indy!
Indy- what? (farts)
BFS- (kisses Indy) I love you!
Abby- You B****! Get away from him! I'll kick you're a**!
BFS-beep beep beepy beep (huh?) He's mine now!
Indy-(in a trance) Boy friend Stealer
Abby- NO! Indy snap out of it! (kisses him)
Indy- what happened? YOU! (sees BFS)
BFS-me! (kisses Maximus)
Maximus-(in a trance) boy friend stealer…
Nora- No! (kisses him)
Maximus-hello
BFS-NO! (kisses Jon)
Jon- hey! That didn't affect me!
BFS- but…… why?
Jon- I don't have a girlfriend you can steal me from, I'm so unloved!
Commodus- no you're not!
Jon- ewwwwww!
BFS-well I still have two left
Brendan- Boy friend stealer…
Nora- well I guess I'll have to do it…
Abby-no! I'll have to do it!
Nora- Me!
Abby-ME!
Evie- nope, me.
Nora- damn, his wife's here.
Abby-oh, man!
(Evie smooches him and he comes out of trance)
Brendan- Evie!
(suddenly Paul Popowich comes in)
Paul-I'm a fag!(he runs out)
Brendan- ok then…
Evie-Imoteb!
BFS-ok, last one!
Imoteb-~*~blah blah blah~*~ (boy friend stealer)
All- uh-oh…
Abby- really, does anyone really care if he doesn't come back?
Jonathan-we can resurrect Anack-su-namun for him.
Evie- who wants to?
Jon- Evie! (throws her the Book of the Dead)
Evie-Fine! (reads ancient Egyptian out loud and some sand comes in and forms Anack-su-namun.)
(Anack-su-namun kisses Imoteb)
Imoteb-~*~random symbols~*~ (WOW!)
Anack-su-namun- ~*~random symbols~*~ (hello hot stuff!)
BFS-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Superman-Ha Ha!, my job here is done!
Indy-wait-you didn't do anything. (all the guys advance on Superman)
Superman-uh, he he he, now, you don't want to do anything evil.
Maximus-oh, yeah, he's right, we're the good guys.
Indy-oh well (they all start beating up Superman)
Superman-please stop hurting me
(Maximus and Indy stab and shoot him at the same time, he dies cause Superman is really Superfag)
Abby- (to Nora, Evie, and Anack-su-namun) Look at those muscles!
Commodus- I know!!!!!!!!(faints)
---------------ok, are we all happy now, it's been updated, now I am tired and I have to go and put on my jammies and fluffy bunny slippers. Boy, I'm always tired, anyway, you like this eh? Go read "Illegal Drugs in Middle Earth" under Matrixchick and it's almost (dare I say it?) funnier than this ::gasp::. Also for a total change in emotion read "Don't Let Me Get Me" by Periadoc. So review and make us all happy, cause all of us here at Queens of Gondor are still pissed at the Oscar results….evil, evil Beautiful Mind, we all know Lord of the Rings should have won…anyway, thank you reviewers WE LOVE YOU!
Abby- well she said I look like Russell Crowe-----
Both- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Maximus-What's wrong with being Russell Crowe?
Indy- Nothing, let me explain (whispers explanation into his ear)
Maximus-ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Indy- tell me about it
BFS- now to steal your boyfriends! Although, you two are kinda cute (Nora and Abby throw up)
Maximus, Indy, Imoteb and Jonathan- ahhhhhhhh! O_o!
(They all run away)
Imoteb-~*~ random symbols in the shape of a hat, gun and girl~*~(Indy shoot her!)
Indy-OK!
Jonathan- but-but she ate my gold stick! How will shooting her get rid of her?!
Brendan-Will this help? (holds up the Book of Life, from the Mummy)
Jonathan-Yay!
Abby-where'd that come from?
Brendan- dunno, hey Imoteb! Read this for us will ya!
Imoteb-~*~(you guessed it) random symbols~*~ (OK!) (takes book)
BFS-Kiss of Death! (black lips shoot out from hands and land on all the boy's lips)
Abby + Nora- OH NO! (Brendan, Jonathan, Max, Indy and Imotep fall to the ground twitching with the black lips on their lips)
Nora- Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane!
Abby- NO! it's Superman!
Superman- Hello, I am going to save you
Napoleon- I am Nap-ol-e-on!
Commodus- I'm an emperor too!
Napoleon-yes, but you are tall.
Abby- Help? The BFS is reviving Indy!
Indy- what? (farts)
BFS- (kisses Indy) I love you!
Abby- You B****! Get away from him! I'll kick you're a**!
BFS-beep beep beepy beep (huh?) He's mine now!
Indy-(in a trance) Boy friend Stealer
Abby- NO! Indy snap out of it! (kisses him)
Indy- what happened? YOU! (sees BFS)
BFS-me! (kisses Maximus)
Maximus-(in a trance) boy friend stealer…
Nora- No! (kisses him)
Maximus-hello
BFS-NO! (kisses Jon)
Jon- hey! That didn't affect me!
BFS- but…… why?
Jon- I don't have a girlfriend you can steal me from, I'm so unloved!
Commodus- no you're not!
Jon- ewwwwww!
BFS-well I still have two left
Brendan- Boy friend stealer…
Nora- well I guess I'll have to do it…
Abby-no! I'll have to do it!
Nora- Me!
Abby-ME!
Evie- nope, me.
Nora- damn, his wife's here.
Abby-oh, man!
(Evie smooches him and he comes out of trance)
Brendan- Evie!
(suddenly Paul Popowich comes in)
Paul-I'm a fag!(he runs out)
Brendan- ok then…
Evie-Imoteb!
BFS-ok, last one!
Imoteb-~*~blah blah blah~*~ (boy friend stealer)
All- uh-oh…
Abby- really, does anyone really care if he doesn't come back?
Jonathan-we can resurrect Anack-su-namun for him.
Evie- who wants to?
Jon- Evie! (throws her the Book of the Dead)
Evie-Fine! (reads ancient Egyptian out loud and some sand comes in and forms Anack-su-namun.)
(Anack-su-namun kisses Imoteb)
Imoteb-~*~random symbols~*~ (WOW!)
Anack-su-namun- ~*~random symbols~*~ (hello hot stuff!)
BFS-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Superman-Ha Ha!, my job here is done!
Indy-wait-you didn't do anything. (all the guys advance on Superman)
Superman-uh, he he he, now, you don't want to do anything evil.
Maximus-oh, yeah, he's right, we're the good guys.
Indy-oh well (they all start beating up Superman)
Superman-please stop hurting me
(Maximus and Indy stab and shoot him at the same time, he dies cause Superman is really Superfag)
Abby- (to Nora, Evie, and Anack-su-namun) Look at those muscles!
Commodus- I know!!!!!!!!(faints)
---------------ok, are we all happy now, it's been updated, now I am tired and I have to go and put on my jammies and fluffy bunny slippers. Boy, I'm always tired, anyway, you like this eh? Go read "Illegal Drugs in Middle Earth" under Matrixchick and it's almost (dare I say it?) funnier than this ::gasp::. Also for a total change in emotion read "Don't Let Me Get Me" by Periadoc. So review and make us all happy, cause all of us here at Queens of Gondor are still pissed at the Oscar results….evil, evil Beautiful Mind, we all know Lord of the Rings should have won…anyway, thank you reviewers WE LOVE YOU!