Nora- oh dear
BFS- I will get you!
(Paul Popowich runs in)
Paul- I'm a fag!
(Commodus wakes up)
Commodus- hel-lo hot stuff
Paul- hel-lo gorgeous! (Superfag flies away)
Commodus- wasn't he beautiful?
Paul- not as beautiful as you
Commodus- Aw! You're so sweet, I could eat ya! So I will (eats Paul Popowich) tastes like chicken!
Indy- cause he was chicken! (rolls on the floor with laughter)
Maximus- that was lame.
Abby- yes it was, now what to do with the boyfriend stealer?
Jon-kill her?
Brendan- this should do! (whips out the book of life)
Jon- what does it say?
Brendan- Java java java!
Jon- you want some coffee??
(Brendan runs away screaming Java!)
Abby- Nora's getting high on Gellyrolls.
Nora-::sniffs Gellyrolls:: ooh yeah, that's the stuff
Max- woah
Commodus- I'm so pretty
Indy- where did that come from?
Commodus- just stating a fact (suddenly Jack walks in from Will and Grace)
Jack- JUST JACK! Well…well…well…what do we have here? Hmmm, my gay-dar's beeping.
Indy- oh my god! Another fag!
Jack- hey honey! Maybe I could "change ya"
Indy- ewwwww! I don't want to be gay!
Commodus- I'm gay- I'm an honest to God fag.
Maximus- I see queer people…
Jack- well so I am I, I am so pretty!
Commodus- who's the prettiest lady here?
Jack- me
Commodus- no me!
Abby- I love science!
Nora- ya only love it cause Mr. Dow just said "Indiana Jones"
(Abby passes out at the sound of Indiana Jones)
Indy- Abby! Are you ok?!?
(Abby wakes up again)Abby- Indy! (passes out again)
Max- well, Indy, at least you know she likes ya.
Nora- yeah.
Max- why don't you do that for me?
Nora-take off your shirt. (max does) OH MY GOD! (passes out)
Maximus- that's more like it.
Indy- you want to get a Coke?
Max- ok
(They walk away)
(Nora and Abby are still unconscious on the ground, along with Commodus and Jack)
Maximus- shouldn't we have woken them up?
Indy- yeah, but let's drink our Cokes first. (chugs Coke)
Maximus- I wanted a Pepsi
Indy-Coke!
Maximus- Pepsi!
Indy- Coke was around longer!
Maximus- so? Your point?
Indy- I have been defeated.
Maximus- Gawd, it's just a Coke.
Indy-to you, but to me it's a Great American past time.
Maximus- now you're just freaking me out
Indy- whatever (crashes can on head)
Maximus-hey! I wanna try that! (bashes head on can) ow! Forget this! (steps on it)
Indy-::sings:: I'm better than you-oo, na-na-na-na-na-na, never mind, let's go and wake 'em up.
Maximus- alright, alright (gives Indy a flat tire) Nora taught me that!
Indy- whatever (starts grumbling)
Maximus- Wake up! (they both throw water on them)
Abby-(still out of it) I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
Indy- (shakes her) wake up!
Abby-hello
Nora- hi
Abby- Indy (catches her breath)
Nora- woah (catches her breath too)
Maximus- ok then
Nora- alright alright!
Indy- Indiator!
Maximus- Gladiana!
Indy-yup, I can see a screenplay.
Maximus- yeah, but who'd be the main character?
Indy- Me! And there'd be lavender ponies
Maximus- oh man, on my signal, unleash hell.
Nora- what was that for?
Maximus- I dunno, I just like saying that line
Nora- ok
Indy- ::sings:: Lavender ponies!
Maximus- no, please!
Indy- why not?
Maximus- (to Nora) and he's supposed to be an action hero…
Indy- I heard that! ::sings again:: lavender ponies ::stops:: lavender ponies will be the main theme sung to my theme, of course!
Maximus- hey! I never agreed to that!
Steven Spielberg- sounds good to me!
Maximus- I drink lithium 7UP! WOOO HOOO!
Indy- oh, that's why he's insane…
Nora- insanely hot!
Abby- they're both high ::joins Indy in the lavender ponies song::
Nora- oh dear god
Sean Connery- I am Sean Connery and Indy's father.
Indy- dad…….could you leave please, I'm with my friends…
Sean- c'mon son, I wanna have a real hootenanny!
Indy-oh man ::blushes::
Sean- I know how to do all that "Hip-hop" you kids like, look! (attempts at a Macerana)
Maximus- SHIELD YOUR EYES!
(Sean stops dancing and looks at Indy)
Sean- son, why does he wear a skirt? Does he have a "partner"
Indy-(mumbles) not this again.
Maximus- what? Me?
Sean- you're the only one with a skirt, fruit
Maximus- hey! I'm very manly! I'm a Gladiator!
Sean-(mutters) fruit
(Commodus runs in)
Commodus- fruit? Who's a fruit?
(Sean points at Maximus)
Commodus-I'll get to you later……Maximus, I knew you loved me!
Maximus- Nooo! I'm not a fruit! Why do you keep showing up?!
Commodus- I love you!
Maximus- I'll show you all that I'm not a fruit! (kisses Nora)
Nora- wow! Hehehe
Maximus-see! That was awesome!
Commodus- oh Maximus I need you!
Maximus- I don't give a damn.
Commodus- ouch
Sean- son, did you tell that Abby that you liked her, you're always saying she's soo cute.
Indy-(blushing) Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Abby-Mr. Connery, I can take a hint.
Sean- but Indy, you're always talking about her.
Indy- shut-up!
Sean-did you take your earache medicine today? Cause I don't think you did.
Indy-(getting red) yes! I took my medicine and Abby knows I like her….and hasn't Bingo started!
Sean-(checking his watch) so it is…(runs away)
Indy-finally
Maximus- Indy, I'm sooooooo sorry, but it was really funny (starts giggling)
(Indy gets very embarrassed)
Abby-Indy, calm down, it's bad for your ears honey.
(Now Max is crying he's laughing so hard)
Nora-Maximus, that's not very nice.
Maximus-::gasping:: I…..know…….but it's sooo funny!
Nora- I know, but it's not nice.
Maximus- ok, I'm calm……..no, wait(bursts out laughing)
(Nora rolls her eyes)
Abby-can't you control him? Jeez!
Nora-I'm sorry.
Sean- look son! I won a banana!
Indy-AhHhHhHh! (Runs away)
Sean-was it something I said?
Abby- excuse me, I've got to a runaway boyfriend. That's the third time this week
Sean- so they do like each other!
Abby- ugh…. (Goes to find Indy)
Sean- hey fruit! Want a fruit (holds out banana)
Maximus- (gasping) no thanks HAHAHA!
Sean- what's so funny?
Maximus- N-n-nothing (now he's bent over laughing)
Indy- I'm back is he gone? Oh damn!
Sean-::sings:: I won a banana it rhymes with Indiana
Indy- help! You guys are so luck that your dad's not here Maximus
Maximus- ha ha ha ha, I know I'm lucky ^_^
Ummm, now my insane, wacko friend is talking to me on the phone and wants to read it NOW so this is it for the moment. I love Mike Wazowski! yes that was random, and Randal and Sully are kick ass monsters too! Hahahahahahaha! Bye then, pray for Harry Potter book 5, and if you would like to go and invade J.K. Rowling's house to get, tell us when you're going…we love reviewers! Love love love love 'em, just like the Domino's chicken wings. Hehe sugar high!
BFS- I will get you!
(Paul Popowich runs in)
Paul- I'm a fag!
(Commodus wakes up)
Commodus- hel-lo hot stuff
Paul- hel-lo gorgeous! (Superfag flies away)
Commodus- wasn't he beautiful?
Paul- not as beautiful as you
Commodus- Aw! You're so sweet, I could eat ya! So I will (eats Paul Popowich) tastes like chicken!
Indy- cause he was chicken! (rolls on the floor with laughter)
Maximus- that was lame.
Abby- yes it was, now what to do with the boyfriend stealer?
Jon-kill her?
Brendan- this should do! (whips out the book of life)
Jon- what does it say?
Brendan- Java java java!
Jon- you want some coffee??
(Brendan runs away screaming Java!)
Abby- Nora's getting high on Gellyrolls.
Nora-::sniffs Gellyrolls:: ooh yeah, that's the stuff
Max- woah
Commodus- I'm so pretty
Indy- where did that come from?
Commodus- just stating a fact (suddenly Jack walks in from Will and Grace)
Jack- JUST JACK! Well…well…well…what do we have here? Hmmm, my gay-dar's beeping.
Indy- oh my god! Another fag!
Jack- hey honey! Maybe I could "change ya"
Indy- ewwwww! I don't want to be gay!
Commodus- I'm gay- I'm an honest to God fag.
Maximus- I see queer people…
Jack- well so I am I, I am so pretty!
Commodus- who's the prettiest lady here?
Jack- me
Commodus- no me!
Abby- I love science!
Nora- ya only love it cause Mr. Dow just said "Indiana Jones"
(Abby passes out at the sound of Indiana Jones)
Indy- Abby! Are you ok?!?
(Abby wakes up again)Abby- Indy! (passes out again)
Max- well, Indy, at least you know she likes ya.
Nora- yeah.
Max- why don't you do that for me?
Nora-take off your shirt. (max does) OH MY GOD! (passes out)
Maximus- that's more like it.
Indy- you want to get a Coke?
Max- ok
(They walk away)
(Nora and Abby are still unconscious on the ground, along with Commodus and Jack)
Maximus- shouldn't we have woken them up?
Indy- yeah, but let's drink our Cokes first. (chugs Coke)
Maximus- I wanted a Pepsi
Indy-Coke!
Maximus- Pepsi!
Indy- Coke was around longer!
Maximus- so? Your point?
Indy- I have been defeated.
Maximus- Gawd, it's just a Coke.
Indy-to you, but to me it's a Great American past time.
Maximus- now you're just freaking me out
Indy- whatever (crashes can on head)
Maximus-hey! I wanna try that! (bashes head on can) ow! Forget this! (steps on it)
Indy-::sings:: I'm better than you-oo, na-na-na-na-na-na, never mind, let's go and wake 'em up.
Maximus- alright, alright (gives Indy a flat tire) Nora taught me that!
Indy- whatever (starts grumbling)
Maximus- Wake up! (they both throw water on them)
Abby-(still out of it) I'm drowning! I'm drowning!
Indy- (shakes her) wake up!
Abby-hello
Nora- hi
Abby- Indy (catches her breath)
Nora- woah (catches her breath too)
Maximus- ok then
Nora- alright alright!
Indy- Indiator!
Maximus- Gladiana!
Indy-yup, I can see a screenplay.
Maximus- yeah, but who'd be the main character?
Indy- Me! And there'd be lavender ponies
Maximus- oh man, on my signal, unleash hell.
Nora- what was that for?
Maximus- I dunno, I just like saying that line
Nora- ok
Indy- ::sings:: Lavender ponies!
Maximus- no, please!
Indy- why not?
Maximus- (to Nora) and he's supposed to be an action hero…
Indy- I heard that! ::sings again:: lavender ponies ::stops:: lavender ponies will be the main theme sung to my theme, of course!
Maximus- hey! I never agreed to that!
Steven Spielberg- sounds good to me!
Maximus- I drink lithium 7UP! WOOO HOOO!
Indy- oh, that's why he's insane…
Nora- insanely hot!
Abby- they're both high ::joins Indy in the lavender ponies song::
Nora- oh dear god
Sean Connery- I am Sean Connery and Indy's father.
Indy- dad…….could you leave please, I'm with my friends…
Sean- c'mon son, I wanna have a real hootenanny!
Indy-oh man ::blushes::
Sean- I know how to do all that "Hip-hop" you kids like, look! (attempts at a Macerana)
Maximus- SHIELD YOUR EYES!
(Sean stops dancing and looks at Indy)
Sean- son, why does he wear a skirt? Does he have a "partner"
Indy-(mumbles) not this again.
Maximus- what? Me?
Sean- you're the only one with a skirt, fruit
Maximus- hey! I'm very manly! I'm a Gladiator!
Sean-(mutters) fruit
(Commodus runs in)
Commodus- fruit? Who's a fruit?
(Sean points at Maximus)
Commodus-I'll get to you later……Maximus, I knew you loved me!
Maximus- Nooo! I'm not a fruit! Why do you keep showing up?!
Commodus- I love you!
Maximus- I'll show you all that I'm not a fruit! (kisses Nora)
Nora- wow! Hehehe
Maximus-see! That was awesome!
Commodus- oh Maximus I need you!
Maximus- I don't give a damn.
Commodus- ouch
Sean- son, did you tell that Abby that you liked her, you're always saying she's soo cute.
Indy-(blushing) Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
Abby-Mr. Connery, I can take a hint.
Sean- but Indy, you're always talking about her.
Indy- shut-up!
Sean-did you take your earache medicine today? Cause I don't think you did.
Indy-(getting red) yes! I took my medicine and Abby knows I like her….and hasn't Bingo started!
Sean-(checking his watch) so it is…(runs away)
Indy-finally
Maximus- Indy, I'm sooooooo sorry, but it was really funny (starts giggling)
(Indy gets very embarrassed)
Abby-Indy, calm down, it's bad for your ears honey.
(Now Max is crying he's laughing so hard)
Nora-Maximus, that's not very nice.
Maximus-::gasping:: I…..know…….but it's sooo funny!
Nora- I know, but it's not nice.
Maximus- ok, I'm calm……..no, wait(bursts out laughing)
(Nora rolls her eyes)
Abby-can't you control him? Jeez!
Nora-I'm sorry.
Sean- look son! I won a banana!
Indy-AhHhHhHh! (Runs away)
Sean-was it something I said?
Abby- excuse me, I've got to a runaway boyfriend. That's the third time this week
Sean- so they do like each other!
Abby- ugh…. (Goes to find Indy)
Sean- hey fruit! Want a fruit (holds out banana)
Maximus- (gasping) no thanks HAHAHA!
Sean- what's so funny?
Maximus- N-n-nothing (now he's bent over laughing)
Indy- I'm back is he gone? Oh damn!
Sean-::sings:: I won a banana it rhymes with Indiana
Indy- help! You guys are so luck that your dad's not here Maximus
Maximus- ha ha ha ha, I know I'm lucky ^_^
Ummm, now my insane, wacko friend is talking to me on the phone and wants to read it NOW so this is it for the moment. I love Mike Wazowski! yes that was random, and Randal and Sully are kick ass monsters too! Hahahahahahaha! Bye then, pray for Harry Potter book 5, and if you would like to go and invade J.K. Rowling's house to get, tell us when you're going…we love reviewers! Love love love love 'em, just like the Domino's chicken wings. Hehe sugar high!