(Suddenly someone is standing in the doorway; he looks a lot like Indy)
Indy-oh, no, oh no no no no no no no
Abby- Whozat?
Indy-::shaking:: that's my evil twin…
Abby- ooh, what's his name?
Indy- Connecticut…
Maximus- gee, is your whole family the USA?
Connecticut- I am Connecticut Jones!
Nora- woah, did you know he had a brother?
Abby-no
Nora-well, now there's two
Indy-::sighs:: no, there's one more, Montana, he's a lot better than Connecticut
Nora- ooh dear, is your uncle Nevada Jones?
Indy- yes, why?
Nora- never mind
Maximus- I know you got your name from your dog, what's up with your brothers?
Indy- my real name is Henry, Connie's is Dave, and Montana's is Frank. Connecticut was our goldfish, and Montana was our parakeet.
Maximus- oh my…
Nora- you have a very messed up family
Indy- tell me about it! That's why I live in Boston, not back out in Utah.
Maximus- what's back in Utah?
Indy- Connecticut, Montana, Nevada, Alaska, Hawaii, Georgia…I have more, Idaho, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey… (Indy goes on to name all of the states)
Maximus- sorry I asked
Connecticut- I wanna be better than you! I'm going to go to Egypt and raise up a dead mummy!
Jonathan- hey! That's my movie!
Connecticut- damn! Fine! I'll be a Gladiator and kill the Emperor!
Maximus- that's been taken
Connecticut- ok then! What can I do?!
Maximus- you could leave.
Indy- yeah, that'd be a start
Maximus- hey Connecticut, why don't you find a new state, like Rome…..wait no, that's a city in Italy, and I'm from Rome, go to Iceland.
Connecticut- hummmmmm (runs to Iceland)
Abby- hey Nora, technically, you can't "run" to Iceland, it's across the water.
Nora- someone should tell him that
Maximus- he'll figure it out
---SPLASH---
Indy- oh well, I guess he didn't figure it out.
Sean- here son! Take my banana for the trip (throws the banana and hits Connecticut on the head)
Connecticut- nobody told me you couldn't run to Iceland, hey a banana! Thanks dad!
Maximus- oh my god…
(Sean hits Max)
Sean- that's for blasphemy
Maximus- owww!
Sean- god, be brave will ya?
(Maximus hit Sean)
Maximus- who's the monkey now?
Sean- ouch. Don't get fresh with me dress boy!
Abby- like father, like son
Maximus- don't start a fight old man!
Sean- oh, I hate sour fruit! ::sings:: dancing queen!
Commodus-::joins Sean:: young and sweet only 17!
Jonathan-::sings with the two:; oh yeah!
Commodus-::all singing has stopped:: I love that song!
Sean- me too! Look more fruit! (sees Jack)
Jack- hello, hello, ooooooooh, hello! (sees Sean)
Sean- Jack, I won a banana
Jack- ooh, could I have your banana?
Sean- sure, ::gives him banana:: did you know that I was named sexiest senior?
Jack- I could figure
Max and Indy- FRUIT!
Jack- well, your son, Indy, right? Well, he had to get his looks from somewhere!
Sean-son, you've got dirt on your forehead ::spits on Indy's face::
Indy- daaaaaaaaaaaad!
Parker- ::in a really whiney voice:: I'm Parker
Abby- oh no
Parker- Preston never calls….
Commodus- ooh, who's that?
Abby-um, nobody! Stick with Jack
Parker- Parker wants a pelican
Maximus- um, good for you
Parker- tha-a-a-ank you!
Indy- Abby, is that your da------
Abby- yeah, did your dad always spit on your face?
Indy- no
Nora- all right then, why did he spit on your face?
Indy- dunno
Parker- bye-bye (walks off)
Indy- ya, weird
Nora-::cough:: spin off of the Emperor's New Groove ::cough::
Indy- squeak, squeak, squeaky, squeak, that means: did you take my acorn?
Parker- where's my pelican? PELICAN!(runs around room)
Abby- DAD!
Parker- did Parker do some thing wrong?
Maximus- ::squinting:: is that Sting?
Sting- ::sings:: Desert Rose, aliah aliah
Nora- hi daddy!
Paul (who is Sting)- I look like Sting!
Tom (who is Parker)- I think I'm ok now
Abby and Nora-LEAVE NOW!
Maximus- this is getting ugly
Indy-yeah
Tom- look! Some guy in a toga!
Max-::mutters:: at least he didn't say dress
Tom- no, wait, it's a dress
Maximus- d'oh!
Maximus senior- Son!
Maximus-no no no no no!
Abby, Indy, Nora, and Maximus- AhHhHhHhH!!
Sean- look! I've won another banana!
Indy- ahhhh (blushes really red)
Tom- oh no, I feel a Parker
Abby- AAHHHHHH! (runs into a corner to hide)
Paul- I like Rudy
Nora- oh no, God no! (runs away)
Sean- LOOK SON! A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF BANANAS!
Maximus- NO MORE FRUIT SEAN!
Tom- the Parker moment has passed
Abby- good! Now leave!
Maximus senior- you have a stain on your skirt son
Maximus- daaaaaaaad!
Maximus senior- that's ok, I got you a new one from the Speedy Roman!
Maximus- the what?
Maximus Sr.- The dry cleaners!
(Maximus groans and shakes his head)
all (minus parents)- LEAVE!
Parents- WHY!?
Kids-BECAUSE!
Parents- BECAUSE WHY?
Kids-BECAUSE BECAUSE!
Nora- oh god oh god oh god oh god!
Indy- all in favor of running say "I"
All- I
Maximus- Abby, does your dad always do that?
Abby- yes ::mutters to self::
Nora- now it is time to run for our lives
Indy- agreed
(Maximus whistles and a chariot pulls up)
Indy- I made a new song
Maximus-get in and tell us
Indy-ok (gets in) ready?
Maximus- yup
Indy- ::sings:: oh I like to eat potato with butter on the top, and when I eat potato, I never wanna stop!
Nora- um, ok then
Abby- now stop
Maximus- SILVER PUNCH BUGGY! NO PUNCH BACK! AH HA HA HA HA!
Nora- Stop! Where are we going?
Maximus- I don't know
Indy- we're going underwater. Why?
Maximus- I don't know
Abby- you're going to KILL US ALL!
Maximus- oh yeah
Nora- where are we going?
(they resurface inside a building)
(suddenly some creatures run by yelling)
creatures- Floop's a mad man, help us, save us!
Abby- noooooooooooooo!
Maximus- pig intestines!
Timmy- Tim-may!
Abby- I don't breath like that!
Nora-::breathing like Darth Vader:: yes you do
Darth Vader- hey that's sounds like me!
Maximus- oh no! who the hell are you!?
Vader- Luke, I am your father it's true…
Maximus- um, who's Luke?
Luke-ME! I challenge you to a light saber fight!
Abby- oh no! someone call George Lucas!
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Indy-oh, no, oh no no no no no no no
Abby- Whozat?
Indy-::shaking:: that's my evil twin…
Abby- ooh, what's his name?
Indy- Connecticut…
Maximus- gee, is your whole family the USA?
Connecticut- I am Connecticut Jones!
Nora- woah, did you know he had a brother?
Abby-no
Nora-well, now there's two
Indy-::sighs:: no, there's one more, Montana, he's a lot better than Connecticut
Nora- ooh dear, is your uncle Nevada Jones?
Indy- yes, why?
Nora- never mind
Maximus- I know you got your name from your dog, what's up with your brothers?
Indy- my real name is Henry, Connie's is Dave, and Montana's is Frank. Connecticut was our goldfish, and Montana was our parakeet.
Maximus- oh my…
Nora- you have a very messed up family
Indy- tell me about it! That's why I live in Boston, not back out in Utah.
Maximus- what's back in Utah?
Indy- Connecticut, Montana, Nevada, Alaska, Hawaii, Georgia…I have more, Idaho, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey… (Indy goes on to name all of the states)
Maximus- sorry I asked
Connecticut- I wanna be better than you! I'm going to go to Egypt and raise up a dead mummy!
Jonathan- hey! That's my movie!
Connecticut- damn! Fine! I'll be a Gladiator and kill the Emperor!
Maximus- that's been taken
Connecticut- ok then! What can I do?!
Maximus- you could leave.
Indy- yeah, that'd be a start
Maximus- hey Connecticut, why don't you find a new state, like Rome…..wait no, that's a city in Italy, and I'm from Rome, go to Iceland.
Connecticut- hummmmmm (runs to Iceland)
Abby- hey Nora, technically, you can't "run" to Iceland, it's across the water.
Nora- someone should tell him that
Maximus- he'll figure it out
---SPLASH---
Indy- oh well, I guess he didn't figure it out.
Sean- here son! Take my banana for the trip (throws the banana and hits Connecticut on the head)
Connecticut- nobody told me you couldn't run to Iceland, hey a banana! Thanks dad!
Maximus- oh my god…
(Sean hits Max)
Sean- that's for blasphemy
Maximus- owww!
Sean- god, be brave will ya?
(Maximus hit Sean)
Maximus- who's the monkey now?
Sean- ouch. Don't get fresh with me dress boy!
Abby- like father, like son
Maximus- don't start a fight old man!
Sean- oh, I hate sour fruit! ::sings:: dancing queen!
Commodus-::joins Sean:: young and sweet only 17!
Jonathan-::sings with the two:; oh yeah!
Commodus-::all singing has stopped:: I love that song!
Sean- me too! Look more fruit! (sees Jack)
Jack- hello, hello, ooooooooh, hello! (sees Sean)
Sean- Jack, I won a banana
Jack- ooh, could I have your banana?
Sean- sure, ::gives him banana:: did you know that I was named sexiest senior?
Jack- I could figure
Max and Indy- FRUIT!
Jack- well, your son, Indy, right? Well, he had to get his looks from somewhere!
Sean-son, you've got dirt on your forehead ::spits on Indy's face::
Indy- daaaaaaaaaaaad!
Parker- ::in a really whiney voice:: I'm Parker
Abby- oh no
Parker- Preston never calls….
Commodus- ooh, who's that?
Abby-um, nobody! Stick with Jack
Parker- Parker wants a pelican
Maximus- um, good for you
Parker- tha-a-a-ank you!
Indy- Abby, is that your da------
Abby- yeah, did your dad always spit on your face?
Indy- no
Nora- all right then, why did he spit on your face?
Indy- dunno
Parker- bye-bye (walks off)
Indy- ya, weird
Nora-::cough:: spin off of the Emperor's New Groove ::cough::
Indy- squeak, squeak, squeaky, squeak, that means: did you take my acorn?
Parker- where's my pelican? PELICAN!(runs around room)
Abby- DAD!
Parker- did Parker do some thing wrong?
Maximus- ::squinting:: is that Sting?
Sting- ::sings:: Desert Rose, aliah aliah
Nora- hi daddy!
Paul (who is Sting)- I look like Sting!
Tom (who is Parker)- I think I'm ok now
Abby and Nora-LEAVE NOW!
Maximus- this is getting ugly
Indy-yeah
Tom- look! Some guy in a toga!
Max-::mutters:: at least he didn't say dress
Tom- no, wait, it's a dress
Maximus- d'oh!
Maximus senior- Son!
Maximus-no no no no no!
Abby, Indy, Nora, and Maximus- AhHhHhHhH!!
Sean- look! I've won another banana!
Indy- ahhhh (blushes really red)
Tom- oh no, I feel a Parker
Abby- AAHHHHHH! (runs into a corner to hide)
Paul- I like Rudy
Nora- oh no, God no! (runs away)
Sean- LOOK SON! A WHOLE TRUCKLOAD OF BANANAS!
Maximus- NO MORE FRUIT SEAN!
Tom- the Parker moment has passed
Abby- good! Now leave!
Maximus senior- you have a stain on your skirt son
Maximus- daaaaaaaad!
Maximus senior- that's ok, I got you a new one from the Speedy Roman!
Maximus- the what?
Maximus Sr.- The dry cleaners!
(Maximus groans and shakes his head)
all (minus parents)- LEAVE!
Parents- WHY!?
Kids-BECAUSE!
Parents- BECAUSE WHY?
Kids-BECAUSE BECAUSE!
Nora- oh god oh god oh god oh god!
Indy- all in favor of running say "I"
All- I
Maximus- Abby, does your dad always do that?
Abby- yes ::mutters to self::
Nora- now it is time to run for our lives
Indy- agreed
(Maximus whistles and a chariot pulls up)
Indy- I made a new song
Maximus-get in and tell us
Indy-ok (gets in) ready?
Maximus- yup
Indy- ::sings:: oh I like to eat potato with butter on the top, and when I eat potato, I never wanna stop!
Nora- um, ok then
Abby- now stop
Maximus- SILVER PUNCH BUGGY! NO PUNCH BACK! AH HA HA HA HA!
Nora- Stop! Where are we going?
Maximus- I don't know
Indy- we're going underwater. Why?
Maximus- I don't know
Abby- you're going to KILL US ALL!
Maximus- oh yeah
Nora- where are we going?
(they resurface inside a building)
(suddenly some creatures run by yelling)
creatures- Floop's a mad man, help us, save us!
Abby- noooooooooooooo!
Maximus- pig intestines!
Timmy- Tim-may!
Abby- I don't breath like that!
Nora-::breathing like Darth Vader:: yes you do
Darth Vader- hey that's sounds like me!
Maximus- oh no! who the hell are you!?
Vader- Luke, I am your father it's true…
Maximus- um, who's Luke?
Luke-ME! I challenge you to a light saber fight!
Abby- oh no! someone call George Lucas!
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he he, well now you've got to ask yourself one question, can you handle the randomness? Well, do ya', punk? Yay! I am glad you can! Remember review like wild chipmunks on parade! Adios, for now me amigos!