Han Solo-Luke, wait! (spots Indy) huh?
Indy + Han- that's me! No, wait, I'm me!
Nora- this is getting god damned ridiculous
Maximus- how right you are
Harrison Ford- woah, why am I yelling at me?
Abby- oh my GOD! (faints)
Paramedic- she's suffering from "hot guy overload"
Harrison- where did you come from
Paramedic- I dunno (leaves)
Indy- (sees Harrison) hey who are you! And what happened to my girlfriend?
Harrison-I'm Harrison Ford, and I played Indiana Jones and I played Han Solo. I don't know what's going on here
Indy- but I AM INDIANA JONES!
Han- calm down whip guy
Indy- shut up futuristic boy!
Maximus- um, I'm confused, will you explain this to me?
Nora- this is beyond comprehension, sorry, I'm confused too
Indy- take that! (whips Han)
Han- oh yeah! (fires gun)
Harrison- I could burn the scripts……..(holds both the Star Wars and the Indiana Jones screenplays over a small fire)
(Han and Indy stop their fistfight)
both- NO!
Harrison- I'm gonna do it, and if I do, you guys won't exist anymore!!!! HAAAAAHAHAAAHAHA!
Nora- he's mad!
Maximus- he's insane!
(Abby wakes up)
Abby-DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leaps on Harrison and starts pounding his head, Star Wars falls accidentally into the fire)
Han-hey wait, I'm still here, oh yeah! I'm in all the movies!
(Harrison is k-o on the floor)
Abby- I'll kill you before you kill the handsomeness!
(suddenly Han starts dissolving)
Han- AhHhHhHhH!
Indy- too bad
Abby- nooooooooooo!
Nora- oooooooook
Maximus- woah, that's gonna leave a scar
Abby- wait! Get Stephen Spielberg to print out a new script!
Stephen- way ahead of ya! (holds up a brand new Star Wars script)
(Han comes back)
Indy- GO AWAY!
Han-no, why should I?
Indy- cause I'll KILL YOU!
(Abby faints again)
Jimmy- hi, I'm Jimmy Fallon
Nora- Jimmy Fallon? (faints)
Jimmy- is she ok? I mean I know I'm incredibly hot, but…
Maximus- she's fine ::scowls::
Indy- did anybody hear what I said to Mr. Badhaircut? I said, I'm gonna KILL HIM!
Jimmy- we heard you the first time
Indy-good (pulls out gun)
Han- not so fast! (pulls out ray gun)
Indy- Danger is my middle name! (whips ray gun out of Han's hand)
Han- no, Clancy is your middle name.
Indy- no it's not
Han-yes it is
Indy- no!
Han- YES!
Abby- oh dear god!
(Voice from sky)-yes?
Abby-I'm sorry, it's just and expression
(voice)-that's blasphemy!
(Sean slaps her)
Abby- ow!
Sean- you deserved it!
(voice)-ok, bye
Sean-bye!
Nora- that's was weird
Maximus- only slightly
Indy- ok then
Jimmy- why am I here? And where is here?
Indy- you're here because some brilliant writers put you here
Maximus- yes, and we still haven't figured out why or where this is
Nora- Abby's blind!
Abby- shut up!
Imotep- ~*~return of the random symbols~*~ (I'm here to kill you)
Indy- wait wasn't Imotep a good guy?
Imotep- ~*~random symbols~*~(yeah, but that was a trick) MUHAHAHAHA!
Maximus- hey! Nice evil laugh!
Imotep- ~*~random symbols~*~ (thank you)
Nora- shouldn't we be running?
Jonathan-capitol idea chap! (runs away)
Indy- oh aren't we bright
(Jon hit's him with fly swatter)
Jonathan- shut up you old fart!
Indy- I'll show you old fart! (starts strangling him)
Jonathan- ::gag:: stop ::gag:: I'm ::gag, splutter, cough:: sorry!
Indy-(let's go of him) that's better
(Imotep is running around with Jon's gold stick)
Jon-hey! My gold stick!(Imotep makes it into a spear) oh, you were right! It was a spear…RUN!!!!!!!!
Maximus- how'd he do that!?
Nora- never mind! Just run!
(suddenly Scorpion King appears)
Scorpion King- ~*~random symbols~*~ (you wish to fight me?)
Imotep-~*~random symbols~*~(yeah!)
Indy- oh my g-------------(Abby slaps her hand over Indy's mouth)
Abby- don't say g-o-d, some weird voice comes down from the sky!
Indy- um, ok. Oh my goodness!
Abby- now that sounds stupid
Maximus-girly, just like your underwear, Indy
Indy- I'd rather wear my underwear than a skirt
Maximus-hey! Other men's blood has been on this thing!
Nora-ewwwwww!
Indy- yeah, well mine has gone through tumble dry!
Nicole- I look like Justin!
Nora- yes, yes you do
Nicole-dirty pop, baby, baby you can't stop, pop, pop, pop
Jimmy-ok, now for talent: Spring break, last year, went out bought beer, cashier grabbed me, took my fake ID, wait a second man, you don't understand, that picture is me, with a turban and a tan, my, my, my, my, ma- my my, my, my, ma-my name's Mohamed
Imotep-~*~symbols of his head exploding~*~
Abby-NAVY BLUE PUNCH BUGGY. NO PUNCH BACK!!!!!!!
Nora-shut up!
Abby-nun-uh!
Boyfriend stealer-I'M BACK! MUHAHAHA!
All-AhHhHhH!
Nora-hey Abby, have you seen my mummy pen?
Abby-no did you leave it at my house?
Imotep-~*~random mummy symbol~*~ (I'm the mummy!)
Nora-yes, you are, but, I dunno, I might've
Abby-I'll look for it ok?
Indy-um, we've got bigger problems than pens….it's the Boyfriend Stealer!
Boyfriend Stealer-HAHA! Now I have a sidekick! The Annoying One!
Annoying One-HAHA!
Abby-oh no, the Annoying One!
Nora-not that!
Annoying One-I like to diss other guys and be really annoying!
All-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boyfriend Stealer-that's right, while I steal your boyfriends, she'll talk to you about ugly guys on PAX TV!
Annoying One-that's right! Hey, wait, they're not ugly!
BFS-(pulls out whip)HAHA!(snatches Indy and Maximus) I'll get you!
Indy and Max-NOOOOOOOO!
Max- ok, (whispers to Indy) here's the plan, we talk about how much we love Nora and Abby. That might make her weaker!
Indy-Good idea!
Max-I'm full of them
Indy-Abby is the most beyoooooootiful girl in the world!
Maximus-I loooooove Nora, she's soo gorgeous!
BFS-ahhh! Stop! Stop!
Indy-Abby looooves Lavender Ponies and so do I!
BFS-::blinks:: ok that was messed up!
Maximus-I'm gonna have to agree with the freak, Indy
::Meanwhile::
Abby-Stop! Please! Stop!
Annoying One- Paul Popowitch is hot, but I don't know how to spell his name!
Nora-wait! Can you hear Indy and Maximus!?
Abby-::looking disgusted:: yeah, and did he just say I loved Lavender Ponies?
Nora- never mind that, they're destroying the Boyfriend Stealer
Abby-yay!
Annoying One-I love Paul Popowitch!
Nora-how do we destroy the Annoying One?
Abby- talk about how hot Indy and Maximus are
Nora- ::sarcasm:: ooh, that'll be a challenge…
Abby-ooh the way Indy tips his hat to the side is soooooooooo adorable!
Nora- I love Max's skirt
AO-that was messed up
Abby-cant you think of anything more manly?
Nora-well, he did kill a lot of people, and that was manly!
AO-AHHHHH no more other people!!!
Abby-what other people?
Goth TK-Smack the Batpig! You destroy me!
Nora- hi Goth TK!
GTK-you got any pins?
Nora-uh no
(Abby starts laughing)
Abby- aha! Can I get a diet Coke!?
Nora-I love Fruit Loops ever so much!
(Abby and Nora suddenly start cracking up)
Abby- I'm blind!
Nora-stop smiling!
Abby-I can see!
GTK-it destroys me!
Nora-what does?
GTK-everything, black is the colour of my soul
Abby-HEY! I found nails!
GTK-give them to me damn it!
Jon- would you like my golden stick?
GTK-mmm, looks tempting…..
Jon-I have a wedgie
Nora-that's fantastic
Abby-where'd you get your golden stick, I thought BFS ate it
Jon- I found it in her cave
Indy-that means she crapped it out
All-Ewww
Maximus-did you wash it?
Jon-yeah…..why?
Nora- oh thank GO- um, er, GOSH!
ClergyWoman- I AM CLERGYWOMAN!
Abby-who?
ClergyWoman-CLERGYWOMAN!
Nora-um, ok
Annoying One-AhHhHhHh!
Indy-what?
ClergyWoman-I will make you nuns!
All-noooooooooooooo!
Nora-I have goosies!
Church Lady-that is against EVERYTHING!
Nora-don't tell Sean
Abby-yeah, he'll smack ya
Indy- yup
Adam Sandler- you can do it! Cut his freaking balls off!
Maximus-uh, k….
ClergyWoman-AHHHH! NO BALLS!
Church Lady-Isn't that special!
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Stephen Spielberg- Abby, Nora, what the hell? Bubbles? Gawd!
Nora-what? I thought it was a nice touch…
Harrison-Uh, how was a 3 people at one time?
Stephen-actually, I thought it was a pretty good performance
Russell Crowe-anybody want some coffee?
Brendan-Java, java, java, oh yeah!
Abby- you gotta lay off the java, hon
Brendan-ok
Stephen-so, I like your work ladies
Abby+Nora-thanks!
(they all sign a contract, and now all the guys in the story are trademarks, even if they already were)
The End!!!!!!!!!!!
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FINALLY! It's done! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! I AM SO HAPPY! I FEEL LIKE SINGING! But I won't cause there are people in the room with me. Anyway it was fun, there is more and there will be a sequel and I know you all will be happy! Well anyway today is a happy happy day and I like potatoes! Hurrah! Yippee! (somebody, please tell me when to stop) thank you anyway, please REVIEW! REVIEW OR I WILL FIND YOU AND FORCE YOU TO READ THIS DAY AFTER DAY, HOUR AFTER HOUR, AND THEN YOU'D TURN OUT LIKE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, I was home sick today and my head is full of Tylenol, crème soda, and Monty Python…..bye then ^_^
Indy + Han- that's me! No, wait, I'm me!
Nora- this is getting god damned ridiculous
Maximus- how right you are
Harrison Ford- woah, why am I yelling at me?
Abby- oh my GOD! (faints)
Paramedic- she's suffering from "hot guy overload"
Harrison- where did you come from
Paramedic- I dunno (leaves)
Indy- (sees Harrison) hey who are you! And what happened to my girlfriend?
Harrison-I'm Harrison Ford, and I played Indiana Jones and I played Han Solo. I don't know what's going on here
Indy- but I AM INDIANA JONES!
Han- calm down whip guy
Indy- shut up futuristic boy!
Maximus- um, I'm confused, will you explain this to me?
Nora- this is beyond comprehension, sorry, I'm confused too
Indy- take that! (whips Han)
Han- oh yeah! (fires gun)
Harrison- I could burn the scripts……..(holds both the Star Wars and the Indiana Jones screenplays over a small fire)
(Han and Indy stop their fistfight)
both- NO!
Harrison- I'm gonna do it, and if I do, you guys won't exist anymore!!!! HAAAAAHAHAAAHAHA!
Nora- he's mad!
Maximus- he's insane!
(Abby wakes up)
Abby-DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (leaps on Harrison and starts pounding his head, Star Wars falls accidentally into the fire)
Han-hey wait, I'm still here, oh yeah! I'm in all the movies!
(Harrison is k-o on the floor)
Abby- I'll kill you before you kill the handsomeness!
(suddenly Han starts dissolving)
Han- AhHhHhHhH!
Indy- too bad
Abby- nooooooooooo!
Nora- oooooooook
Maximus- woah, that's gonna leave a scar
Abby- wait! Get Stephen Spielberg to print out a new script!
Stephen- way ahead of ya! (holds up a brand new Star Wars script)
(Han comes back)
Indy- GO AWAY!
Han-no, why should I?
Indy- cause I'll KILL YOU!
(Abby faints again)
Jimmy- hi, I'm Jimmy Fallon
Nora- Jimmy Fallon? (faints)
Jimmy- is she ok? I mean I know I'm incredibly hot, but…
Maximus- she's fine ::scowls::
Indy- did anybody hear what I said to Mr. Badhaircut? I said, I'm gonna KILL HIM!
Jimmy- we heard you the first time
Indy-good (pulls out gun)
Han- not so fast! (pulls out ray gun)
Indy- Danger is my middle name! (whips ray gun out of Han's hand)
Han- no, Clancy is your middle name.
Indy- no it's not
Han-yes it is
Indy- no!
Han- YES!
Abby- oh dear god!
(Voice from sky)-yes?
Abby-I'm sorry, it's just and expression
(voice)-that's blasphemy!
(Sean slaps her)
Abby- ow!
Sean- you deserved it!
(voice)-ok, bye
Sean-bye!
Nora- that's was weird
Maximus- only slightly
Indy- ok then
Jimmy- why am I here? And where is here?
Indy- you're here because some brilliant writers put you here
Maximus- yes, and we still haven't figured out why or where this is
Nora- Abby's blind!
Abby- shut up!
Imotep- ~*~return of the random symbols~*~ (I'm here to kill you)
Indy- wait wasn't Imotep a good guy?
Imotep- ~*~random symbols~*~(yeah, but that was a trick) MUHAHAHAHA!
Maximus- hey! Nice evil laugh!
Imotep- ~*~random symbols~*~ (thank you)
Nora- shouldn't we be running?
Jonathan-capitol idea chap! (runs away)
Indy- oh aren't we bright
(Jon hit's him with fly swatter)
Jonathan- shut up you old fart!
Indy- I'll show you old fart! (starts strangling him)
Jonathan- ::gag:: stop ::gag:: I'm ::gag, splutter, cough:: sorry!
Indy-(let's go of him) that's better
(Imotep is running around with Jon's gold stick)
Jon-hey! My gold stick!(Imotep makes it into a spear) oh, you were right! It was a spear…RUN!!!!!!!!
Maximus- how'd he do that!?
Nora- never mind! Just run!
(suddenly Scorpion King appears)
Scorpion King- ~*~random symbols~*~ (you wish to fight me?)
Imotep-~*~random symbols~*~(yeah!)
Indy- oh my g-------------(Abby slaps her hand over Indy's mouth)
Abby- don't say g-o-d, some weird voice comes down from the sky!
Indy- um, ok. Oh my goodness!
Abby- now that sounds stupid
Maximus-girly, just like your underwear, Indy
Indy- I'd rather wear my underwear than a skirt
Maximus-hey! Other men's blood has been on this thing!
Nora-ewwwwww!
Indy- yeah, well mine has gone through tumble dry!
Nicole- I look like Justin!
Nora- yes, yes you do
Nicole-dirty pop, baby, baby you can't stop, pop, pop, pop
Jimmy-ok, now for talent: Spring break, last year, went out bought beer, cashier grabbed me, took my fake ID, wait a second man, you don't understand, that picture is me, with a turban and a tan, my, my, my, my, ma- my my, my, my, ma-my name's Mohamed
Imotep-~*~symbols of his head exploding~*~
Abby-NAVY BLUE PUNCH BUGGY. NO PUNCH BACK!!!!!!!
Nora-shut up!
Abby-nun-uh!
Boyfriend stealer-I'M BACK! MUHAHAHA!
All-AhHhHhH!
Nora-hey Abby, have you seen my mummy pen?
Abby-no did you leave it at my house?
Imotep-~*~random mummy symbol~*~ (I'm the mummy!)
Nora-yes, you are, but, I dunno, I might've
Abby-I'll look for it ok?
Indy-um, we've got bigger problems than pens….it's the Boyfriend Stealer!
Boyfriend Stealer-HAHA! Now I have a sidekick! The Annoying One!
Annoying One-HAHA!
Abby-oh no, the Annoying One!
Nora-not that!
Annoying One-I like to diss other guys and be really annoying!
All-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Boyfriend Stealer-that's right, while I steal your boyfriends, she'll talk to you about ugly guys on PAX TV!
Annoying One-that's right! Hey, wait, they're not ugly!
BFS-(pulls out whip)HAHA!(snatches Indy and Maximus) I'll get you!
Indy and Max-NOOOOOOOO!
Max- ok, (whispers to Indy) here's the plan, we talk about how much we love Nora and Abby. That might make her weaker!
Indy-Good idea!
Max-I'm full of them
Indy-Abby is the most beyoooooootiful girl in the world!
Maximus-I loooooove Nora, she's soo gorgeous!
BFS-ahhh! Stop! Stop!
Indy-Abby looooves Lavender Ponies and so do I!
BFS-::blinks:: ok that was messed up!
Maximus-I'm gonna have to agree with the freak, Indy
::Meanwhile::
Abby-Stop! Please! Stop!
Annoying One- Paul Popowitch is hot, but I don't know how to spell his name!
Nora-wait! Can you hear Indy and Maximus!?
Abby-::looking disgusted:: yeah, and did he just say I loved Lavender Ponies?
Nora- never mind that, they're destroying the Boyfriend Stealer
Abby-yay!
Annoying One-I love Paul Popowitch!
Nora-how do we destroy the Annoying One?
Abby- talk about how hot Indy and Maximus are
Nora- ::sarcasm:: ooh, that'll be a challenge…
Abby-ooh the way Indy tips his hat to the side is soooooooooo adorable!
Nora- I love Max's skirt
AO-that was messed up
Abby-cant you think of anything more manly?
Nora-well, he did kill a lot of people, and that was manly!
AO-AHHHHH no more other people!!!
Abby-what other people?
Goth TK-Smack the Batpig! You destroy me!
Nora- hi Goth TK!
GTK-you got any pins?
Nora-uh no
(Abby starts laughing)
Abby- aha! Can I get a diet Coke!?
Nora-I love Fruit Loops ever so much!
(Abby and Nora suddenly start cracking up)
Abby- I'm blind!
Nora-stop smiling!
Abby-I can see!
GTK-it destroys me!
Nora-what does?
GTK-everything, black is the colour of my soul
Abby-HEY! I found nails!
GTK-give them to me damn it!
Jon- would you like my golden stick?
GTK-mmm, looks tempting…..
Jon-I have a wedgie
Nora-that's fantastic
Abby-where'd you get your golden stick, I thought BFS ate it
Jon- I found it in her cave
Indy-that means she crapped it out
All-Ewww
Maximus-did you wash it?
Jon-yeah…..why?
Nora- oh thank GO- um, er, GOSH!
ClergyWoman- I AM CLERGYWOMAN!
Abby-who?
ClergyWoman-CLERGYWOMAN!
Nora-um, ok
Annoying One-AhHhHhHh!
Indy-what?
ClergyWoman-I will make you nuns!
All-noooooooooooooo!
Nora-I have goosies!
Church Lady-that is against EVERYTHING!
Nora-don't tell Sean
Abby-yeah, he'll smack ya
Indy- yup
Adam Sandler- you can do it! Cut his freaking balls off!
Maximus-uh, k….
ClergyWoman-AHHHH! NO BALLS!
Church Lady-Isn't that special!
--------------------------------the Film Stops Rolling---------------------- ----------------
Stephen Spielberg- Abby, Nora, what the hell? Bubbles? Gawd!
Nora-what? I thought it was a nice touch…
Harrison-Uh, how was a 3 people at one time?
Stephen-actually, I thought it was a pretty good performance
Russell Crowe-anybody want some coffee?
Brendan-Java, java, java, oh yeah!
Abby- you gotta lay off the java, hon
Brendan-ok
Stephen-so, I like your work ladies
Abby+Nora-thanks!
(they all sign a contract, and now all the guys in the story are trademarks, even if they already were)
The End!!!!!!!!!!!
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FINALLY! It's done! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! I AM SO HAPPY! I FEEL LIKE SINGING! But I won't cause there are people in the room with me. Anyway it was fun, there is more and there will be a sequel and I know you all will be happy! Well anyway today is a happy happy day and I like potatoes! Hurrah! Yippee! (somebody, please tell me when to stop) thank you anyway, please REVIEW! REVIEW OR I WILL FIND YOU AND FORCE YOU TO READ THIS DAY AFTER DAY, HOUR AFTER HOUR, AND THEN YOU'D TURN OUT LIKE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry, I was home sick today and my head is full of Tylenol, crème soda, and Monty Python…..bye then ^_^