A/N- hey, what's up, it's been awhile since I've been able to just sit and type up the rest of this stuff...oh yeah! I remember! A disclaimer. We own just about nothing in this story, well, except for the stuff that we do, you'll recognize those people, and I'll give you a big 'ol hint to those people ::cough, Abby, Nora, BoyFriend Stealer, cough:: Now on with the story! Oh and by the by, you really should read "The Notebook" first to get this, cause if you don't, man oh man will you be lost..don't say I didn't warn you. ::Sorry Meg Ryan, Nora made me do it:: THE RETURN OF THE NOTEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They are at the beach when suddenly Meg Ryan appears) Meg- Russell Russell! I'm here! Nora-Russ who's that? Russell- uh-oh, it's Meg Ryan, she thinks I dated her. Abby- uh-oh Nora-she's going to die. Indy-should I shoot her? Nora-this time it's personal. DIE!!!!!!!!!! Indy-oh god. (Nora runs screaming at Meg Ryan) Russell-Take my sword! (throws it to Nora) Nora-thanks baby! (Slashes Meg across the face) Meg-ouch! What are you doing with my Russell? Nora-(red in her eyes) what did you just say? Meg-I said, Russell is mine. Nora-DIE YOU B****! (slices off her head) Abby- calm down, she's dead. Nora-rage falling, falling, RISING, falling. gone Maximus(he happens to be Russell, but times change, I told you! Read "The Notebook)-Good! Kiss me! Nora-with pleasure honey! (SMOOCH!) Indy-I'm becoming popular again. Abby-but you were always popular, honey! Indy- Good! ---------------------------Film stops rolling-------------------------------

Spielberg- you know, you don't have to do the stuff Nora-k

Girlfriend Stealer- I'm David Duchovany, I can't spell my own name, but I am known as the Girlfriend Stealer, and this is my sidekick, Lubricant Man. Indy- not another thing like Boyfriend Stealer! ::smacks his head:: Maximus- who the hell is writing this?! Nora- never mind, you hottie! Jerry Sienfeld- who did Indiana Jones fight other than snakes? All- naaa- Jerry-Naaa-zis All- Nazis! Indy- (raises hand) I was going to say Nazis. Jerry- and where were they from----wait aren't you Indiana Jones? Indy- (Looks at Abby) yeah, yes I am. Abby- oh yes, yes you are. I'm starting to think you're a little slow. Indy- really? Jerry- (Touches him on the shoulder) There now, we are all slow. Indy- (In a high voice) Abby, he's touching me in my special area. Abby- Help him! Help him! Nora- (looks at Maximus) uh, are you sure they put on enough sunscreen? Maximus-what? I'm going for a swim, wanna come? Nora-yes, a million times yes! ::drools:: (Slowly he starts taking off his shirt slowly) ooh, I want, I want, I HAVE! (Max successfully manages to take off his shirt) Indy- good idea! (starts to remove his shirt, pulls it over his head, but it gets stuck) help! Help! Abby- here, (pulls shirt off) (Indy's hair is poofed up) Abby- yup, that's my man alright. Max-(slaps his head) are you coming? All-yes! Jerry-(Starts taking off shirt.shirt is off, reveals really nasty, hairy chest) GFS(Girlfriend Stealer)-y'know, I'm still here. Indy-oh, yeah Max-right, you should die. Indy-(waving arms in the air) oh shit, we're gonna die! (runs into a grove of trees and starts screaming) Abby- gosh! What's wrong? GFS-I have absolutely no idea. Max-wasn't someone going to kill him? (points to GFS) Indy- oh shit! Max- What?! For the last time! Indy- I just like that word, shit shit shit shit! Lubricant Man-boss, are you gonna steal these guys girlfriends? GFS-oh yeah, (Starts to wave his arms and pink sparkly dust falls on Abby and Nora) Abby-(dazed) pretty Nora-(dazed)ooh Indy-Abby! NO! Max-Nora! (turns to GFS) what have you done to them?! GFS-I.I don't know really, I just bought this stuff today. Indy-(shaking Abby) Come back! It's my birthday! Abby-oooh(dazed) Nora-hummmm(eyes closed)

~*~As always..my fingers are tired, that's all you get now my friends...::laughs evily:: ok well, as my friend Tigger says, "TTFN! Ta ta for now!" Oreo's call! REVIEW FOR YOUR LIVES!