Into Tortall with a Bang!

by SUGARandSPICE1

Authors and then some get sucked into Tortall. Mary Sue? Wrong! What would happen if a gang of TP nuts, one of them's sister, and a Tortall hater all surface in Corus-or should I say, the Corus practic courts and banquet hall? One word: Chaos.

2. Chapter One, The Practice Courts

A/N-Ok!  It's my turn to write!  For those of you who are wondering who the heck these people are, I shall explain.  Liz, Rosalind, Lydia, Emily, Bethanie, Maura and I (Ash) all go to the same school. There are little bios at the end of the chapter that you don't have to read.

            Chapter 1

            Nealan of Queenscove was staff sparring with his friend and long time crush, Keladry of Mindelan.  His former knight-master, Alanna of Olau and Pirate's Swoop was watching.  Neal was about to block the incoming staff, but instead of the staff, he was barraged with pillows.

            "Alanna's a hooker!"

            "Lady Knights rule!!!"

            "Alanna had only one adventure!"

            Lydia again foolishly took her pillow down, only to be smacked in the face. (A/N-Lydia's smarter in real life.)

            Ash and Rosalind were staring and gaping at Kel, Neal and Alanna.

            "Wha-the-?" Ashley said.  Ash didn't finish her sentence because at that very moment Alanna snatched the pillow from Liz's hand and threw it down.

            "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!?!?!?!?!?!" Alanna said, getting redder by the minute.

            "A hooker.  HAHA!  I'm taller than you!" Liz said as she picked up the pillow and again started to pillow fight with Lydia again.

            "Why you *censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored censored*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alanna screeched.  Liz stared blankly for a few seconds, then replied,

"I can do better than that."  She promptly went back to the fight.

"Oh yeah?" Alanna said challenging.

"Yep, you  ******************************************************************************************************************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

            Everyone except the dueling Liz and Lydia stood in shock.

            "Wow kid.  I'm impressed." Alanna said.  Liz didn't even turn her head.

            Rosalind decide that now would be a good time to introduce themselves.

"Umm, hello.  We're from the future, and somehow we were sucked here into Tortall.  I'm... Lady Rosalind of…San Antonio.  This is," she said gesturing toward Ash, "My faithful servant, Ashley Kopunt.  The other two are-"

"WHAT!?!?!  SERVANT?!?!?!  NOT ONLY AM I NOT A SERVANT, YOU ARE NOT A LADY!!!!"

            "Okay, okay.  She's not my servant, and I'm not a "lady".  I'm Rosalind O'Casie, she's Ashley Kaupurt, the cussing one's Elizabeth Seul, and the platinum blonde is Lydia Nalsen."

            "I'm not a platinum blonde!  I'm-" she had yet again let her guard down and got whacked in the face.  Rosalind and Ash sighed in unison.  This would be an interesting trip.

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            Bethany and Emily had just finished another game of cards.  Bethanie looked around and started to wonder what happened to her friends.

"Hey, I wonder where the rest of them went." Bethanie voiced.

"Don't know, don't care.  Deal again." Emily said quickly.