Kristene &
Kuzco
A Parody of the movie "Kate and Leopold"
By: Megan Clifton aka JessieofTR
Part II "The Emperor of Peru Followed Me Home"
K ristene Wilson, a young girl with short blonde hair, about twenty years old, was sitting at her computer. She was typing an important document up when suddenly she heard a loud bang upstairs. She lived in an apartment building, and above her lived her boyfriend, Jerry Cage. She stared. Something was up.
The brown haired peasant with the funny looking cloths that Kuzco saw, very well fit into the place he was in now. He lived in the apartment room above Kristene, and his name happened to be Jerry. Kuzco was with him, appearing to be knocked out. He set him on the couch and sighed. Before he got a chance to sit down and relax, his phone rang. "Aww, geez..." He sighed and stood up, answering it. "Hello?"
"Yeah Jerry....Hi...I was just calling to make sure everything was ok..."
"Is that it, Kristene?" Jerry sighed.
"Uh...." Kristene looked around the room. "...no, you still have my CD player and I wanted to take it to the library tommorow and..."
"Kristene, it's one in the morning..."
"And YOU'RE AWAKE! I could hear you upstairs! Now what are you doing?"
"Kristene, please....it's late and I have company over, so if you could just..."
"Company?" She stared. "It's one in the morning and you have company over. Hmm, what COMPANY could that possibly be I wonder...."
"Kristene, it's not what you think, ok? And if it makes you feel any better, it's a guy...."
Kristene raised an eyebrow. "O...k....so you're having a party with one of your friends at one in the morning...O.K.!"
Jerry sighed heavilly, and looked over at Kuzco. He then spoke into the phone. "Listen to me, Kristene....I have found...something BIG!"
"Ooh, big, wow..."
"No, just listen, alright? Listen. I...found a portal....you know that river downtown? Well, there's a portal there. And I found it. A portal that takes you to the Inca times in Peru. We're talking about the 1200's, Kris!"
Kristene rolled her eyes as he continued.
"I jumped into that river and I got to visit the Inca palace. I got to look at the emperor face to face. He even talked to me, Kristene....and I understood him. It's crazy. They speak a totally different language there, but I found as you travel through time, you adapt to that time period..."
"Wooow....that's wonderful, Jerry. Tell me, did you get to visit the Teletubbies too?"
"....that's not funny Kristene..." Jerry sighed, not sounding amused. "But you have to listen. I followed the emperor around and guess what!" He grinned. "The emperor of Peru followed me home..."
"Oh he did, huh? Like a curious little puppy....."
"Yes! An Incan emperor is in my apartment and this very moment! Isn't this exciting!!!?"
"Jerry....you can tell me the freaken truth." Kristene sighed and sat down. "If you picked up a prosititute from downtown Houston, I won't care....because I'm sick and tired of all of your lies."
"Kris, listen - I'm not lying..."
"Sounds like you're lying to me..." She sighed. "Look....I've thought about this and I've decided..." She took in a deep breath. "I'm breaking up with you..."
Jerry stared. "....breaking up with me? JUST because I found a time portal..."
"YOU DIDN'T FIND A FREAKEN TIME PORTAL!" She snapped and then sighed. "Look....I'll call you later, alright...bye...." She quickly hung up the phone.
Jerry just stood there, staring. He rolled his eyes and hung up, turning and staring at the Incan visitor on his couch.
Kristene sighed heavilly as she walked to her room and laid on her bed. Ok...so things were going bad so far. She just broke up with her boyfriend. But then again, she thought, she should have broke up with him before. He was always talking about weird things like that. Time portals and such.
Tommorow will be better....She thought as she slowly closed her eyes. Unfortunally....it wasn't.....
By: Megan Clifton aka JessieofTR
Part II "The Emperor of Peru Followed Me Home"
K ristene Wilson, a young girl with short blonde hair, about twenty years old, was sitting at her computer. She was typing an important document up when suddenly she heard a loud bang upstairs. She lived in an apartment building, and above her lived her boyfriend, Jerry Cage. She stared. Something was up.
The brown haired peasant with the funny looking cloths that Kuzco saw, very well fit into the place he was in now. He lived in the apartment room above Kristene, and his name happened to be Jerry. Kuzco was with him, appearing to be knocked out. He set him on the couch and sighed. Before he got a chance to sit down and relax, his phone rang. "Aww, geez..." He sighed and stood up, answering it. "Hello?"
"Yeah Jerry....Hi...I was just calling to make sure everything was ok..."
"Is that it, Kristene?" Jerry sighed.
"Uh...." Kristene looked around the room. "...no, you still have my CD player and I wanted to take it to the library tommorow and..."
"Kristene, it's one in the morning..."
"And YOU'RE AWAKE! I could hear you upstairs! Now what are you doing?"
"Kristene, please....it's late and I have company over, so if you could just..."
"Company?" She stared. "It's one in the morning and you have company over. Hmm, what COMPANY could that possibly be I wonder...."
"Kristene, it's not what you think, ok? And if it makes you feel any better, it's a guy...."
Kristene raised an eyebrow. "O...k....so you're having a party with one of your friends at one in the morning...O.K.!"
Jerry sighed heavilly, and looked over at Kuzco. He then spoke into the phone. "Listen to me, Kristene....I have found...something BIG!"
"Ooh, big, wow..."
"No, just listen, alright? Listen. I...found a portal....you know that river downtown? Well, there's a portal there. And I found it. A portal that takes you to the Inca times in Peru. We're talking about the 1200's, Kris!"
Kristene rolled her eyes as he continued.
"I jumped into that river and I got to visit the Inca palace. I got to look at the emperor face to face. He even talked to me, Kristene....and I understood him. It's crazy. They speak a totally different language there, but I found as you travel through time, you adapt to that time period..."
"Wooow....that's wonderful, Jerry. Tell me, did you get to visit the Teletubbies too?"
"....that's not funny Kristene..." Jerry sighed, not sounding amused. "But you have to listen. I followed the emperor around and guess what!" He grinned. "The emperor of Peru followed me home..."
"Oh he did, huh? Like a curious little puppy....."
"Yes! An Incan emperor is in my apartment and this very moment! Isn't this exciting!!!?"
"Jerry....you can tell me the freaken truth." Kristene sighed and sat down. "If you picked up a prosititute from downtown Houston, I won't care....because I'm sick and tired of all of your lies."
"Kris, listen - I'm not lying..."
"Sounds like you're lying to me..." She sighed. "Look....I've thought about this and I've decided..." She took in a deep breath. "I'm breaking up with you..."
Jerry stared. "....breaking up with me? JUST because I found a time portal..."
"YOU DIDN'T FIND A FREAKEN TIME PORTAL!" She snapped and then sighed. "Look....I'll call you later, alright...bye...." She quickly hung up the phone.
Jerry just stood there, staring. He rolled his eyes and hung up, turning and staring at the Incan visitor on his couch.
Kristene sighed heavilly as she walked to her room and laid on her bed. Ok...so things were going bad so far. She just broke up with her boyfriend. But then again, she thought, she should have broke up with him before. He was always talking about weird things like that. Time portals and such.
Tommorow will be better....She thought as she slowly closed her eyes. Unfortunally....it wasn't.....