Road Trip

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~

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June 16th: The Surefire Way to Get Rid of a Cop

Last night, through some chance of fate, there was only one bed and nine of us (not including some snacks left there that probably were to expensive for us to pay in a lifetime and a T.V. that didn't have cable).

"So who get's the bed?" Two-bit asked.

"We'll all get the bed." Angela answered.

"But we won't all fit." Tim said.

"Then we'll just have ta make it fit." In that moment Dally came strolling in his birthday suite.

"What the fuck? Where are all your clothes?" Darry asked.

"They took 'em.......There was a whole crowd.....a whole army....they was everywhere!" Dally gasped.

"Even yer boxers?" Tim Shepard asked.

"Here," Darry said reaching for our stuff and taking out a few of Dally's clothes, "Make yourself decent." While Dally got dressed Two-bit announced that he was hungry.

"So lets go find a restaurant and have some 'take an' out'" Dally said and I knew what Dally meant was eat and then escape without a bill. So we piled out and looked for whatever restaurant that had the misfortune to be seen first. I trailed to the back to Johnny.

"You alright?" I asked and Johnny smiled and nodded. When Johnny went to jail we were all worried that he was gonna go hard like Dally. He had become paler and skinnier so I had to ask every now and then whether he was okay. We finally came to a restaurant called Val's. We spent most of the time thinking about what to order and which waitress is the cutest. Dally of course, had to open his big mouth. We didn't get any food but there was a lot of girls who had seen 'The Outsiders' movie. Curly and Angela must of noticed because as soon as they looked around while everyone else was teasing Dally about last night, the two younger Shepard siblings went and started the car. Soon all kind of girls were on us like hounds. We came running out except Dally got in the car first and locked Soda out.

"Dally! Let me in! Let me in!" I heard him try to yell of a scream of fan girls. When we finally got my brother in he too had only his underwear on. We decided that until we were out of the state we should have room service. As we driving back to the hotel to hide a cop pulled us over for driving to fast.

"Son, do you know how fast you were driving there?" the cop said.

"Like I care?" Dally answered back.

"You will when I through with you ya punk and..........why is that man in his boxers?"

"Hey! They're not boxers! They're briefs!" Soda said proudly.

"Look! It's Winnie the Pooh!" Dally cried.

"Where?!?" the cop said as he looked around and Dally drove away and back to the hotel. As we went up to our room girls squealed at Soda wether they had seen 'The Outsiders' movie or not. Then again, it's not every day you see a blonde, good-lookin' greaser in his boxers.

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