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Road Trip

by

~Miriah~of~the~Wind~

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June 16th: Harry Potter and Amnesia

Last night, through some chance of fate, there was only one bed and nine of us (not including some snacks left there that probably were to expensive for us to pay in a lifetime and a T.V. that didn't have cable).

"So who get's the bed?" Two-bit asked.

"We'll all get the bed." Angela answered.

"But we won't all fit." Tim said.

"Then we'll just have ta make it fit." In that moment Dally came strolling in his birthday suite.

"What the fuck? Where are all your clothes?" Darry asked.

"They took 'em.......There was a whole crowd.....a whole army....they was everywhere!" Dally gasped.

"Even yer boxers?" Tim Shepard asked.

"Here," Darry said reaching for our stuff and taking out a few of Dally's clothes, "Make yourself decent." While Dally got dressed Two-bit announced that he was hungry.

"So lets go find a restaurant and have some 'take an' out'" Dally said and I knew what Dally meant was eat and then escape without a bill. So we piled out and looked for whatever restaurant that had the misfortune to be seen first. I trailed to the back to Johnny.

"You alright?" I asked and Johnny smiled and nodded. When Johnny went to jail we were all worried that he was gonna go hard like Dally. He had become paler and skinnier so I had to ask every now and then whether he was okay. We finally came to a restaurant called Val's. We spent most of the time thinking about what to order and which waitress is the cutest. Dally of course, had to open his big mouth. We didn't get any food but there was a lot of girls who had seen 'The Outsiders' movie. Curly and Angela must of noticed because as soon as they looked around while everyone else was teasing Dally about last night, the two younger Shepard siblings went and started the car. Soon all kind of girls were on us like hounds. We came running out except Dally got in the car first and locked Soda out.

"Dally! Let me in! Let me in!" I heard him try to yell of a scream of fan girls. When we finally got my brother in he too had only his underwear on. We decided that until we were out of the state we should have room service. As we driving back to the hotel to hide a cop pulled us over for driving to fast.

"Son, do you know how fast you were driving there?" the cop said.

"Like I care?" Dally answered back.

"You will when I through with you ya punk and..........why is that man in his boxers?"

"Hey! They're not boxers! They're briefs!" Soda said proudly.

"Look! It's Winnie the Pooh!" Dally cried.

"Where?!?" the cop said as he looked around and Dally drove away and back to the hotel. As we went up to our room girls squealed at Soda wether they had seen 'The Outsiders' movie or not. Then again, it's not every day you see a blonde, good-lookin' greaser in his boxers.



June 18th : The Power of Knocking Someone Out

Because our ordeal with the cop we were not aloud to return into Oklahoma City limits for a whole year so we're a little ahead of schedule. I have never, in my whole life, ever seen a cop bawl like that because he thought he saw 'Whinie the Pooh'. We rode the car for about two hours before Two-bit found yet ANOTHER way to bug the hell out of Dally.

"I'm hungry. I'm thirsty. I need to go to the little Greasers room. I miss Kathy. Are we there yet?"

"Is your brain the size your balls?"

"No."

"Then no."

"Why not use your magic to make the car fly?"

"Because you can't make a car fly. There's no such thing as magic."

"That's what Uncle Dursley said too!"

"Who?"

"Uncle Dursley from Harry Potter. He says there's no such thing as magic."

"Two-bit have you ever seen someone flying on a broomstick?"

"No."

"Have you ever seen a dragon? Or done a magic spell?"

"No."

"Therefor there is no such thing."

"Well, I read that if you clap your hands." Two-bit started, "And wish really hard.....If you believe in yourself then all your dreams will come..." Two-bit never got to finish because Dally had his hands around his neck saying, "Do you ever turn off?!?!? Can't I have one peaceful hour where you're saying nothing? Huh?"

With that Darry gave one sharp blow to the head and Dally was out like a light. The car screeched to a halt.

"Thanks, superman, for a moment I thought...." with another smack Darry aim for Two-bit but accidently got Johnny. Tim Shepard ended up taking the wheel and had just as much luck of driving lawfully as Dally. We drove so late into the night that we all fell asleep except for Tim, who was driving, for three hours. It was when we stopped at a hotel that I woke and started to wake Johnny.

"Hmm...ugh." he answered groggily.

"Johnny we here. It's time to get up." I answered.

"Huh?...Who's Johnny? Who are you?" he answered be puzzled.

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