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in this story, YOU HAPPY!?!?!?!?!?
MAKE A WISH (urd's turn ()
Solid Snake was lying down on the couch in the apartment which he shared with octacon and raiden, ever since they defeated metal gear ray and solidus they haven't had anything to do except lying around and drinking beer.
Snake: OCTACON!! We're out of beer!! Go buy some!!!
Octacon: CAN'T!! I'M DOWNLOADING SOME PICTURES!!!
Snake: ( stands up and walks towards raiden's room) damn hentai freak.. Raiden, can you go?
Snake: (peeks inside room) Raiden?
Voice: We watched "King Kong" in your apartment after that...
Snake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (slams door)
Snake: damn that was close, guess I'll just order some pizza.
(goes to phone, dials number (2-69-69-69) )
Snake: Hello I like a large pizza with all them shit.
Voice: you have reached the goddess relief office a representative will be in touch with you shortly.
Snake: sorry wrong num.....
( before snake could say anything else, the tv started shining interrupting the video he was watching ( CHICKS WITH DICKS PART 2!) and a young women came out of it)
Urd: Yo name's urd , I'm a goddess and I'm here to grant you one wish but just ONE so think carefully before deciding.
Snake: PA..PA.PA
Urd:Yes?
Snake: THE PATRIOTS!!
Urd: Excuse me?
Snake: DIE SCUM!!! ( Takes M9 and shoots her)
Urd: OW! What is your problem! You bas.bas.. (faints)
15 minutes later...
Urd: (wakes up) where am I? And.. HEY!! You're the bastard who shot me, (sees snake and realizes she's tied up) and why the hell did you tie me up.
Octacon: I'm so sorry, my friend mistook you for a patriot and shot a tranquilizer dart at you.
Urd: well rest assure I'm not this patriot you're talking about (uses powers and unties ropes) and I'm just here to.....
Snake: AHHHHHH!!!!!! WITCH!!!! ( takes out M10 machine gun)
Raiden: SNAKE! STOP!
(shoots at urd's head, urd faints..again)
Octacon: SNAKE DID YOU KNOW WHAT JUST DID!!
Snake: yeah I killed the witch.
Octacon: THOSE M10 DARTS CAN TAKE DOWN AN ELEPHANT FOR 24 HOURS WITH ONE SHOT AND YOU SHOT 15 INTO HER HEAD!!!!!!!
Snake: you don't have to worry.
Octacon: why?
Snake: she's not an elephant
Octacon: ..........
Raiden: want me to tell him?
15 HOURS LATER......
Urd: whazzap. where am I?
Octacon: Thank god! I thought you would never awaken.
Urd: who are y.... oh yeah you're that guy talking to me before your friend shot me.
Octacon: I'm sorry he's a little paranoid now why are you here?
Urd: oh, I was here to grant that bastard a wish but.. Hey where is he?
(snake suddenly charges in holding raiden's HF blade)
Raiden: ( holding snake) SNAKE STOP!!
Octacon: SNAKE she's here to grant you a wish.
Snake: Huh? I don't get it.
( Urd starts explaining everything)
Snake: oh..cool.
Octacon: Snake this is more Then cool think about what we can do!! Resurrect E.E , Money , Fame...
Urd: remember, only one wish. And it's for this guy (points at snake)
Octacon: snake, DON'T wish for anything until we thought of something.
Snake: (innocently) I wish for a six-pack.
Octacon: SNAKE DON'T!!!!
( Urd starts flashing and all that other stuff and finally stops)
Urd: wish granted(conjures up a beer pack) well I'm off then, bye!
( Urd goes through the tv and goes back home leaving octacon in a daze.)
Octacon: Snake..you..you
Snake: ah who cares about your sister, all she had were small breasts and big asses.
Raiden: True
(octacon starts crying and runs to his room leaving snake with raiden)
Snake: (drinking)
Raiden: can I hav...
Snake: NO! you're underage!
Raiden: But I'm nineteen!
Snake: (already drunk) SHUT UP YOU BLOND HAIR WUSS! GO TALK WITH THAT AI BITCH OF YOURS!
Raiden: (runs off crying)
Snake: well mr. Beer, guess it's just you, me and this tv. (turns on television, barney is on)
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE M....AH! SCREW THIS SHIT!!! (Takes out shotgun and starts shooting)
Snake: NIRVANA AT LAST!!!!!!!!
TBC
MAKE A WISH (urd's turn ()
Solid Snake was lying down on the couch in the apartment which he shared with octacon and raiden, ever since they defeated metal gear ray and solidus they haven't had anything to do except lying around and drinking beer.
Snake: OCTACON!! We're out of beer!! Go buy some!!!
Octacon: CAN'T!! I'M DOWNLOADING SOME PICTURES!!!
Snake: ( stands up and walks towards raiden's room) damn hentai freak.. Raiden, can you go?
Snake: (peeks inside room) Raiden?
Voice: We watched "King Kong" in your apartment after that...
Snake: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (slams door)
Snake: damn that was close, guess I'll just order some pizza.
(goes to phone, dials number (2-69-69-69) )
Snake: Hello I like a large pizza with all them shit.
Voice: you have reached the goddess relief office a representative will be in touch with you shortly.
Snake: sorry wrong num.....
( before snake could say anything else, the tv started shining interrupting the video he was watching ( CHICKS WITH DICKS PART 2!) and a young women came out of it)
Urd: Yo name's urd , I'm a goddess and I'm here to grant you one wish but just ONE so think carefully before deciding.
Snake: PA..PA.PA
Urd:Yes?
Snake: THE PATRIOTS!!
Urd: Excuse me?
Snake: DIE SCUM!!! ( Takes M9 and shoots her)
Urd: OW! What is your problem! You bas.bas.. (faints)
15 minutes later...
Urd: (wakes up) where am I? And.. HEY!! You're the bastard who shot me, (sees snake and realizes she's tied up) and why the hell did you tie me up.
Octacon: I'm so sorry, my friend mistook you for a patriot and shot a tranquilizer dart at you.
Urd: well rest assure I'm not this patriot you're talking about (uses powers and unties ropes) and I'm just here to.....
Snake: AHHHHHH!!!!!! WITCH!!!! ( takes out M10 machine gun)
Raiden: SNAKE! STOP!
(shoots at urd's head, urd faints..again)
Octacon: SNAKE DID YOU KNOW WHAT JUST DID!!
Snake: yeah I killed the witch.
Octacon: THOSE M10 DARTS CAN TAKE DOWN AN ELEPHANT FOR 24 HOURS WITH ONE SHOT AND YOU SHOT 15 INTO HER HEAD!!!!!!!
Snake: you don't have to worry.
Octacon: why?
Snake: she's not an elephant
Octacon: ..........
Raiden: want me to tell him?
15 HOURS LATER......
Urd: whazzap. where am I?
Octacon: Thank god! I thought you would never awaken.
Urd: who are y.... oh yeah you're that guy talking to me before your friend shot me.
Octacon: I'm sorry he's a little paranoid now why are you here?
Urd: oh, I was here to grant that bastard a wish but.. Hey where is he?
(snake suddenly charges in holding raiden's HF blade)
Raiden: ( holding snake) SNAKE STOP!!
Octacon: SNAKE she's here to grant you a wish.
Snake: Huh? I don't get it.
( Urd starts explaining everything)
Snake: oh..cool.
Octacon: Snake this is more Then cool think about what we can do!! Resurrect E.E , Money , Fame...
Urd: remember, only one wish. And it's for this guy (points at snake)
Octacon: snake, DON'T wish for anything until we thought of something.
Snake: (innocently) I wish for a six-pack.
Octacon: SNAKE DON'T!!!!
( Urd starts flashing and all that other stuff and finally stops)
Urd: wish granted(conjures up a beer pack) well I'm off then, bye!
( Urd goes through the tv and goes back home leaving octacon in a daze.)
Octacon: Snake..you..you
Snake: ah who cares about your sister, all she had were small breasts and big asses.
Raiden: True
(octacon starts crying and runs to his room leaving snake with raiden)
Snake: (drinking)
Raiden: can I hav...
Snake: NO! you're underage!
Raiden: But I'm nineteen!
Snake: (already drunk) SHUT UP YOU BLOND HAIR WUSS! GO TALK WITH THAT AI BITCH OF YOURS!
Raiden: (runs off crying)
Snake: well mr. Beer, guess it's just you, me and this tv. (turns on television, barney is on)
Barney: I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE M....AH! SCREW THIS SHIT!!! (Takes out shotgun and starts shooting)
Snake: NIRVANA AT LAST!!!!!!!!
TBC