Disclaimer: I don't own OMG or any other character written in this story,
but I do own MY DESTINY!!!!!!! Actually I don't my mom wants me to be a
doctor next time.
Author's notes: what if the goddess relief office granted wishes to people from parallel dimensions? X/over with some games and anime. (skuld and urd will be doing most of the wish granting)
MAKE A WISH.
Squall was sitting in his room doing normal boring things instead of having a big-ass orgy with the boys(WITH THE GIRLS you stupid yaoi fans) currently, he was having a staring contest with the wall. The wall was winning.
Suddenly the phone rang..
Squall: (picking up phone) whatever?
Voice: This is the goddess relief office a representative will be in touch with you shortly.
Squall: whatever
Suddenly the coffee mug on squall's table starting shaking and giving out light, suddenly a young girl jumps out of it.
Skuld: AHHHH! DECAF!! (Notices squall staring at her)
Skuld: errr. Hello my name is skuld and I'm here to grant you one wish BUT just one and anything you want so please decide before wishing.
(squall stare at her for a few minutes before grabbing his gunblade and charging at Skuld)
Squall: WHATEVER!
Skuld: (lifting her mallet in defense) AHHHH!!! DON'T SHOOT!!! I MEAN SLASH!!! I MEAN. what IS that THING?!?
Squall: (Stops charging) whatever?
Skuld: Do you speak E-N-G-L-I-S-H?
Squall: whatever
Skuld: okay.. I guess that counts but can you say anything else?
Squall: whatever.
Skuld: this is going to be one HEL. I mean HECK of a job.
Squall: whatever
Skuld: okay let's start from the beginning...
5 HOURS LATER...
Squall: whatever whatever whatever
Skuld: GODDAMNIT!! I've EXPLAINED THIS WISH THING FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!
Squall: ....whatever?
( skuld is just about to whack squall with her mallet and feed him to the bugs when the phone rings)
Skuld: (picks up phone) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WHAT?
Urd: IS THIS HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR OLDER SISTER YOU BRAT!
Skuld: (throbbing temple) what do you want urd?
Urd: Belldandy wants to know why you're late, your dinner's getting cold.
Skuld: it's this guy urd, I'm been trying to grant him a wish but he can't say anything thing but whatever!
Urd: use that remote translating device heaven gives us then.
Skuld: (suddenly remembers)....
Skuld: ........
Skuld: ..........
Urd: hello?
Skuld: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urd: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY EARDRUMS!!!!!!!!
Skuld: (puts down phone, rubs head, takes it out and puts it on.
Squall: WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER!!!! (Translation: WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!! I'M BEEN TELLING YOU WHAT I WANT FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS!!!!)
Skuld: whatever whatever whatever. ( sorry I couldn't understand
Squall: whatever whatever whatever ( I wish that rinoa will suddenly come here and give me head.)
( skuld suddenly starts shining and floating and all that other crap before finally floating down.)
Skuld: whatever. (wish granted.)
(suddenly rinoa comes into the room)
Rinoa: Squall, I'm feeling lonely, can I talk to you?
Squall: (seductively) what-ever
Skuld: I think I know where this is heading so.. (tries to teleport back using coffee but it went cold due to the five hours, rinoa and squall start "doing it")
Skuld: AHHH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!
(fortunately Urd comes in from the tv and drags skuld in, soon, they're home)
Skuld: Thanks urd that was a close one.
Urd: no shit Sherlock I only came for you cause belldandy made me.
Skuld: I'm NEVER DOING WISH GRANTING AGAIN)
Urd: Don't be so sure kami-sama called, he's change your job from bug deprogrammer to wish granter.
Skuld: .....
Skuld:..........
Skuld: ..............
Urd: Skuld?
Skuld: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEARING AID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TBC
Author's notes: what if the goddess relief office granted wishes to people from parallel dimensions? X/over with some games and anime. (skuld and urd will be doing most of the wish granting)
MAKE A WISH.
Squall was sitting in his room doing normal boring things instead of having a big-ass orgy with the boys(WITH THE GIRLS you stupid yaoi fans) currently, he was having a staring contest with the wall. The wall was winning.
Suddenly the phone rang..
Squall: (picking up phone) whatever?
Voice: This is the goddess relief office a representative will be in touch with you shortly.
Squall: whatever
Suddenly the coffee mug on squall's table starting shaking and giving out light, suddenly a young girl jumps out of it.
Skuld: AHHHH! DECAF!! (Notices squall staring at her)
Skuld: errr. Hello my name is skuld and I'm here to grant you one wish BUT just one and anything you want so please decide before wishing.
(squall stare at her for a few minutes before grabbing his gunblade and charging at Skuld)
Squall: WHATEVER!
Skuld: (lifting her mallet in defense) AHHHH!!! DON'T SHOOT!!! I MEAN SLASH!!! I MEAN. what IS that THING?!?
Squall: (Stops charging) whatever?
Skuld: Do you speak E-N-G-L-I-S-H?
Squall: whatever
Skuld: okay.. I guess that counts but can you say anything else?
Squall: whatever.
Skuld: this is going to be one HEL. I mean HECK of a job.
Squall: whatever
Skuld: okay let's start from the beginning...
5 HOURS LATER...
Squall: whatever whatever whatever
Skuld: GODDAMNIT!! I've EXPLAINED THIS WISH THING FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!
Squall: ....whatever?
( skuld is just about to whack squall with her mallet and feed him to the bugs when the phone rings)
Skuld: (picks up phone) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WHAT?
Urd: IS THIS HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR OLDER SISTER YOU BRAT!
Skuld: (throbbing temple) what do you want urd?
Urd: Belldandy wants to know why you're late, your dinner's getting cold.
Skuld: it's this guy urd, I'm been trying to grant him a wish but he can't say anything thing but whatever!
Urd: use that remote translating device heaven gives us then.
Skuld: (suddenly remembers)....
Skuld: ........
Skuld: ..........
Urd: hello?
Skuld: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urd: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY EARDRUMS!!!!!!!!
Skuld: (puts down phone, rubs head, takes it out and puts it on.
Squall: WHATEVER WHATEVER WHATEVER!!!! (Translation: WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!!! I'M BEEN TELLING YOU WHAT I WANT FOR THE PAST 4 HOURS!!!!)
Skuld: whatever whatever whatever. ( sorry I couldn't understand
Squall: whatever whatever whatever ( I wish that rinoa will suddenly come here and give me head.)
( skuld suddenly starts shining and floating and all that other crap before finally floating down.)
Skuld: whatever. (wish granted.)
(suddenly rinoa comes into the room)
Rinoa: Squall, I'm feeling lonely, can I talk to you?
Squall: (seductively) what-ever
Skuld: I think I know where this is heading so.. (tries to teleport back using coffee but it went cold due to the five hours, rinoa and squall start "doing it")
Skuld: AHHH!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!!
(fortunately Urd comes in from the tv and drags skuld in, soon, they're home)
Skuld: Thanks urd that was a close one.
Urd: no shit Sherlock I only came for you cause belldandy made me.
Skuld: I'm NEVER DOING WISH GRANTING AGAIN)
Urd: Don't be so sure kami-sama called, he's change your job from bug deprogrammer to wish granter.
Skuld: .....
Skuld:..........
Skuld: ..............
Urd: Skuld?
Skuld: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Urd: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HEARING AID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TBC