Painless sore: Hey! It's me, I've decided to get a assistant to help with
all my stuff. Say hello nameless organism!
N.O: Hello I'd just lik...
P.S: I said just hello.
N.O: but..
P.S: SHUT!
N.O: .......
Disclaimer: P.S: HA! HA! HA! With my new assistant, I have nothing to fear! I OWN OMG, I OWN OMG!! N.O: SORE! I can't hold these lawyers any LONGER!!! JUST SAY IT!! P.S: BUT. N.O: JUST SAY IT!!!!!!!!! P.S: FINE!! I don't own OMG. (Lawyers go away) P.S: (starts crying)
MAKE A WISH
Frodo Baggins was tired, they had been attacked by death riders, gandalf was gone, his 3 hobbit friends and aragorn(who were gay) kept groping him and that elf guy kept bitching about how he was "the prettiest of them all". They were in the forest of DOOM (I know.not an original name) and had stop to rest. Frodo was resting in a hot spring they found in the forest (don't ask me how there's a hot spring in the forest of DOOM, IT JUST GOT THERE OKAY!) staring at the ring his faggoty uncle gave him.
Frodo: I wish the ring never came to me.
(suddenly, the water in front of him started bubbling and light started coming out and Skuld popped out)
Skuld: OHAYO!!!
(notices frodo(not wearing clothes) )
Skuld: HENTAI!!!!!!!! (whacks him with mallet)
(aragorn appears)
Aragorn: FRODO-KUN!!!! (again don't ask me why he says this, anyway he's gay) ( Drags Frodo out(still naked))
Aragorn: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!!!(hugging frodo and sneaking quick gropes )
Skuld: He started it!
(soon, the three hobbit people and the elf arrive (I've killed that dwarf off for this story, I don't like him)
The three hobbits: FRODO-KUN!!!!
Aragorn: SHE HURT OUR FRODO-KUN! KILL HER!! (aragorn and the hobbits drew their swords as the elf guy (can't remember name) watches on)
Elf: Hey waitaminute, She's prettier then I am!!! KILL HER!!! (aims bow at skuld)
Skuld: WAIT, I CAME HERE TO GRANT HIM A WISH! ( points at the now awake (AND WEARING CLOTHES) Frodo)
Frodo: you came to grant me a wish?
(Skuld explains)
Frodo: Oh I see.
(aragorn hugs frodo) aragorn: Don't believe her Frodo she's probably another deatheater, don't worry I'll protect you. (starts groping Frodo AGAIN)
Frodo: ARAGORN STOP IT!!! I HATE ALL THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! I've been attacked by death riders, orcs , trolls. I've been stabbed, sliced,slashed AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SEXUALLY ABUSED IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone's one shock by Frodo's sudden outburst)
Skuld stops floating Aragorn stops groping The hobbits stop three-soming The elf stops cross-dressing(oh wait,scratch that)
Frodo: AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THIS RING, I WISH THIS RING NEVER CAME TO ME!
(hearing the "wish" word, skuld starting shining and floating and blah blah blah y'know all that)
Skuld: wish granted
(The ring vanishes from Frodo's hand)
Skuld: ja ne!!
(skuld teleports back home)
Belldandy: welcome back! How was it?
Skuld: Great! I think I'm finally getting the hang of this!
( Later, turns out the ring didn't vanish, it went back to its original owner(that dark lord guy). He ruled the world, the 3 hobbits were killed along with the elf(last words: "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!") Aragorn and Frodo found a secured place, got married and lived happily ever after...(well . at least aragorn did.))
N.O: Hello I'd just lik...
P.S: I said just hello.
N.O: but..
P.S: SHUT!
N.O: .......
Disclaimer: P.S: HA! HA! HA! With my new assistant, I have nothing to fear! I OWN OMG, I OWN OMG!! N.O: SORE! I can't hold these lawyers any LONGER!!! JUST SAY IT!! P.S: BUT. N.O: JUST SAY IT!!!!!!!!! P.S: FINE!! I don't own OMG. (Lawyers go away) P.S: (starts crying)
MAKE A WISH
Frodo Baggins was tired, they had been attacked by death riders, gandalf was gone, his 3 hobbit friends and aragorn(who were gay) kept groping him and that elf guy kept bitching about how he was "the prettiest of them all". They were in the forest of DOOM (I know.not an original name) and had stop to rest. Frodo was resting in a hot spring they found in the forest (don't ask me how there's a hot spring in the forest of DOOM, IT JUST GOT THERE OKAY!) staring at the ring his faggoty uncle gave him.
Frodo: I wish the ring never came to me.
(suddenly, the water in front of him started bubbling and light started coming out and Skuld popped out)
Skuld: OHAYO!!!
(notices frodo(not wearing clothes) )
Skuld: HENTAI!!!!!!!! (whacks him with mallet)
(aragorn appears)
Aragorn: FRODO-KUN!!!! (again don't ask me why he says this, anyway he's gay) ( Drags Frodo out(still naked))
Aragorn: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM!!!(hugging frodo and sneaking quick gropes )
Skuld: He started it!
(soon, the three hobbit people and the elf arrive (I've killed that dwarf off for this story, I don't like him)
The three hobbits: FRODO-KUN!!!!
Aragorn: SHE HURT OUR FRODO-KUN! KILL HER!! (aragorn and the hobbits drew their swords as the elf guy (can't remember name) watches on)
Elf: Hey waitaminute, She's prettier then I am!!! KILL HER!!! (aims bow at skuld)
Skuld: WAIT, I CAME HERE TO GRANT HIM A WISH! ( points at the now awake (AND WEARING CLOTHES) Frodo)
Frodo: you came to grant me a wish?
(Skuld explains)
Frodo: Oh I see.
(aragorn hugs frodo) aragorn: Don't believe her Frodo she's probably another deatheater, don't worry I'll protect you. (starts groping Frodo AGAIN)
Frodo: ARAGORN STOP IT!!! I HATE ALL THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! I've been attacked by death riders, orcs , trolls. I've been stabbed, sliced,slashed AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SEXUALLY ABUSED IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone's one shock by Frodo's sudden outburst)
Skuld stops floating Aragorn stops groping The hobbits stop three-soming The elf stops cross-dressing(oh wait,scratch that)
Frodo: AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THIS RING, I WISH THIS RING NEVER CAME TO ME!
(hearing the "wish" word, skuld starting shining and floating and blah blah blah y'know all that)
Skuld: wish granted
(The ring vanishes from Frodo's hand)
Skuld: ja ne!!
(skuld teleports back home)
Belldandy: welcome back! How was it?
Skuld: Great! I think I'm finally getting the hang of this!
( Later, turns out the ring didn't vanish, it went back to its original owner(that dark lord guy). He ruled the world, the 3 hobbits were killed along with the elf(last words: "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!") Aragorn and Frodo found a secured place, got married and lived happily ever after...(well . at least aragorn did.))